If there's any trace of alcohol at all on my breath, it won't start for 24 hours.

Title	Season	Episode
My First Day	1	1
My Mentor	1	2
My Best Friend's Mistake	1	3
My Old Lady	1	4
My Two Dads	1	5
My Bad	1	6
My Super Ego	1	7
My Fifteen Minutes	1	8
My Day Off	1	9
My Nickname	1	10
My Own Personal Jesus	1	11
My Blind Date	1	12
My Balancing Act	1	13
My Drug Buddy	1	14
My Bed Banter & Beyond	1	15
My Heavy Meddle	1	16
My Student	1	17
My Tuscaloosa Heart	1	18
My Old Man	1	19
My Way or the Highway	1	20
My Sacrificial Clam	1	21
My Occurrence	1	22
My Hero	1	23
My Last Day	1	24
My Overkill	2	1
My Nightingale	2	2
My Case Study	2	3
My Big Mouth	2	4
My New Coat	2	5
My Big Brother	2	6
My First Step	2	7
My Fruit Cups	2	8
My Lucky Day	2	9
My Monster	2	10
My Sex Buddy	2	11
My New Old Friend	2	12
My Philosophy	2	13
My Brother, My Keeper	2	14
His Story	2	15
My Karma	2	16
My Own Private Practice Guy	2	17
My Kingdom	2	19
My Interpretation	2	20
My Drama Queen	2	21
My Dream Job	2	22
My Journey	3	2
My White Whale	3	3
My Lucky Night	3	4
My Brother, Where Art Thou?	3	5
My Fifteen Seconds	3	7
My Friend the Doctor	3	8
My Dirty Secret	3	9
My Rule of Thumb	3	10
My Clean Break	3	11
My Catalyst	3	12
My Porcelain God	3	13
My Screwup	3	14
My Tormented Mentor	3	15
My Butterfly	3	16
My Moment of Un-Truth	3	17
His Story II	3	18
My Choosiest Choice of All	3	19
My Fault	3	20
My Self-Examination	3	21
My Best Friend's Wedding	3	22
My Old Friend's New Friend	4	1
My Office	4	2
My New Game	4	3
My First Kill	4	4
Her Story	4	5
My Cake	4	6
My Common Enemy	4	7
My Last Chance	4	8
My Malpractical Decision	4	9
My Female Trouble	4	10
My Unicorn	4	11
My Best Moment	4	12
My Ocardial Infarction	4	13
My Lucky Charm	4	14
My Hypocritical Oath	4	15
My Quarantine	4	16
My Life in Four Cameras	4	17
My Roommates	4	18
My Best Laid Plans	4	19
My Boss's Free Haircut	4	20
My Lips Are Sealed	4	21
My Big Move	4	22
My Faith in Humanity	4	23
My Drive By	4	24
My Changing Ways	4	25
My Intern's Eyes	5	1
My Rite of Passage	5	2
My Day at the Races	5	3
My Jiggly Ball	5	4
My New God	5	5
My Missed Perception	5	6
My Way Home	5	7
My Big Bird	5	8
My Half-Acre	5	9
Her Story II	5	10
My Buddy's Booty	5	11
My Cabbage	5	12
My Five Stages	5	13
My Own Personal Hell	5	14
My Extra Mile	5	15
My Bright Idea	5	16
My Chopped Liver	5	17
My New Suit	5	18
His Story III	5	19
My Lunch	5	20
My Fallen Idol	5	21
My Deja Vu, My Deja Vu	5	22
My Urologist	5	23
My Transition	5	24
My Mirror Image	6	1
My Best Friend's Baby's Baby and My Baby's Baby	6	2
My Coffee	6	3
My House	6	4
My Friend with Money	6	5
My Musical	6	6
His Story IV	6	7
My Road to Nowhere	6	8
My Perspective	6	9
My Therapeutic Month	6	10
My Night to Remember	6	11
My Fishbowl	6	12
My Scrubs	6	13
My No Good Reason	6	14
My Long Goodbye	6	15
Their Story	6	17
My Turf War	6	18
My Cold Shower	6	19
My Conventional Wisdom	6	20
My Rabbit	6	21
My Point of No Return	6	22
My Own Worst Enemy	7	1
My Hard Labor	7	2
My Inconvenient Truth	7	3
My Identity Crisis	7	4
My Growing Pains	7	5
My Number One Doctor	7	6
My Bad Too	7	7
My Manhood	7	8
My Dumb Luck	7	9
My Waste of Time	7	10
My Princess	7	11
My Jerks	8	1
My Last Words	8	2
My Saving Grace	8	3
My Happy Place	8	4
My ABC's	8	5
My Cookie Pants	8	6
My New Role	8	7
My Lawyer's in Love	8	8
My Absence	8	9
My Comedy Show	8	10
My Nah Nah Nah	8	11
Their Story II	8	12
My Full Moon	8	13
My Soul on Fire: Part 1	8	14
My Soul on Fire: Part 2	8	15
My Cuz	8	16
My Chief Concern	8	17
My Finale: Part 1	8	18
My Finale: Part 2	8	19
Our First Day of School	9	1
Our Drunk Friend	9	2
Our Role Models	9	3
Our Histories	9	4
Our Mysteries	9	5
Our New Girl-Bro	9	6
Our White Coats	9	7
Our Couples	9	8
Our Stuff Gets Real	9	9
Our True Lies	9	10
Our Dear Leaders	9	11
Our Driving Issues	9	12
Our Thanks	9	13