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Clips from Scrubs - My Last Day (S01E01)

"Dude, you had that? Five up high for cherry pie!"
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"You find it funny, Dr Dorian? Why don't you tell me"
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"Relax. He doesn't know."
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"- Thank you. - Forget about it."
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"No, no, no. You can't forget about these."
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"I'd pull those hands back if you wanna keep 'em, Q-tip."
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"That's just the kind of thing"
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"that can be construed as sexual harassment."
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"Got a few hairs in the sink, there, huh?"
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"Can you guys believe this?"
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"Mr Bober has been complaining of abdominal pain and nausea."
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"wash the whole thing down with a big ol' mug of vodka?"
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"So if you could somehow manage to not kill him,"
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"Why is he so uptight today?"
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"- Hey, Perry. - Oh, OK."
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"I'll go back to trying to forget that horrible, horrible night."
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"And when I say ''I,''"
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"Just remember, it's just as scared of you as you are of it."
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"Mr Bober needs yet another Foley catheter. I am so swamped."
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"When a couple argues,"
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"- You got him, baby. - I got him."
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"I just wanna get home to a warm bath, catch a little bit of that Fear Factor."
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"Honestly, sometimes I wonder if you're happy here."
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"Bob! When I heard you were up on the roof"
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"I just assumed it was because your evil mission"
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"here on planet Earth had finally come to an end, so tell me this."
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"and I've decided to recommend you."
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"Bambi, Mr Bober's hypotensive. I think he's becoming septic."
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"This guy is more work than all my other patients combined."
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"Don't worry. Somebody else will get it."
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"Got a problem? Hey, just pass it on down the line."
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"Excuse me?"
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"I've seen your type before."
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"And I can't pee right now, so you'll have to go for me."
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"Still, Elliot wasn't gonna let herself get stuck with Mr Bober, either."
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"What the hell, Elliot?"
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"You can't just pawn this Bober guy off on me."
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"Did you say Bober?"
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"No, but Jesus did."
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"Heavens to Betsy, the gazpacho is scrumptious today."
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"Dangling that fake promotion in front of me."
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"Because you want my job,"
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"and you'll never get it without this on your résumé."
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"I only have a son."
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"That's my bad. I was just going by that picture on your desk."
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"I want you to stop busting my chops all the time and get on my team."
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"And that's when the three of us realized,"
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"Over here."
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"When we started here a year ago"
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"is that the guilt passes pretty quickly."
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"What's wrong, dog?"
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"If we remove Mr Bober's gallbladder, it should relieve the abdominal pain."
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"Isn't he a little old for that procedure?"
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"Dr Cox?"
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"I was half right."
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"Well, thank you."
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"Oh, no."
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"That'd be terrific."
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"- Great! I'm off in a half hour... - Oh, no!"
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"He doesn't have insurance. If you could talk to the board, JD thought maybe..."
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"I don't know where your mother was when she should've told you these things,"
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"Oh, you're so full of it."
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"and it can't be about making babies, cos you'd end up eating them."
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"As for revenge, I'm not sure that pleasuring him"
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"while he watches SportsCenter hurts him as much as you think."
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"Kiss her?"
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"She's dead, and we hoped that you could keep her name on the roster."
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"We hope you can keep the slot open."
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"Oh, sure."
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"- Of course. Thanks, Dr Wen. - See, what happened there was,"
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"Baby, we both know it's not the same."
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"Tell me if it hurts this time!"
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"Young man, I'm curious."
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"Except I'm invested, so I thought I might try crying."
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"I mean, because that didn't sound like something a teammate would say."
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"Maybe you meant to pat me on the ass and say, ''Go get 'em, Bob.''"
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"Right, but what if we were to look at this"
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"from a purely fiscal perspective?"
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"How'd that make you feel?"
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"Boys, I'll do what I can, but if you're gonna pull this off,"
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"Actually, I'm not. I... We connected."
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"- What's wrong with you? - Nothing."
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"Let me guess."
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"Hey, stud?"
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"I would've, but it would've been pointless."
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"- Please. - I know you."
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"I mean, I'm sure you probably think"
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"all day with cologne down in my engine room."
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"Some people like reliability."
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"In a sedan, it turns out it's terrific."
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"Really?"
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"All you gotta do is stir it up a little bit."
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"And in a weird way, ours too."
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"Hey!"
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"- Did you put a paper clip in there? - No."
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"- I'm a doctor! - It's been a long year,"
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"Don't mention it. Even though I wasn't invited to your party,"
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"He and Perry talk about it all the time."
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"I'm gonna do it for you, cos that's what friends do. Yeah."
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"Oh, please, God, no."
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"I slept with him, and it was good."
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"Have a great summer, everyone. Bye."
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"the EKG findings of Wolff- Parkinson-White Syndrome?"
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"I haven't even showered yet."
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"I got Carla wrapped around my finger."
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"- What are you guys talking about? - Nothing."
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"Enjoy."
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"I don't know why my mind is all over the place."
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"It's my last day as an intern."
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"Oh, you got me!"
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"Let me go, let me go!"
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"Hey, amigos!"
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"Let's get our last day on."
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"What the hell? He deserves it too."
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"and you have him eating a grilled cheese sandwich."
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"Here's an idea. Why don't we just have him"
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"He's with us every six months for years and I've grown fond of him."
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"well, then, oh, gee, that would just be ducky."
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"Haven't I?"
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"Despite the fact that tomorrow you will be a resident,"
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