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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Commencement (S10E10)

"$72, 72 bid, 72 bid,"
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"What? He was the Artistic Director of --"
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"It's gonna wind up being some pig named Baryshnikov"
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"It was amazing. Yeah."
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"And I felt bad relaxing while Cam was..."
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"but there's also somethingsort of sexy about it."
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"were just --"
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"Together: Yah! Yah!"
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"It's just, I-I'm a little busy --"
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""Be grateful for the rocks life rolls in your path,"
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"Trust yourself, Jay."
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"Kids: Yah!"
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"Their best minds weren't focusedon the fight song."
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"Oh, my God."
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"You son of a gun. How the hell are you?"
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"Oh. Hey, Dad. [ Chuckles ] Dad, guess what."
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"The twins started kicking the second I picked up booze."
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"[ Laughter ]They're my kids, right?"
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"I'm gonna go shake some trees, see what falls."
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"[ Gasps ]"
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"Claire, your old high school nemesis Ashley Walls,"
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"at Pritchett's closets."
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"Sorry, I'd be a lot happier about it"
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"If your dad makes a joke, you will laugh."
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"[ Sighing ] Yeah.Honey, the moment has passed."
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"that I'm givingthe commencement address."
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"[ Sighs ]"
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"[ Indistinct conversations in distance ]"
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"[ Groans ]"
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"Oh."
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"Oh, God. I'm so sorry --"
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"[ High-pitched ]Did Claire tell youour daughter's a genius?"
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"He is a pillar of the community,"
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"an entrepreneur and closeteer --Mr. Jay Pritchett."
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"[ Applause ]"
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"[ Clears throat ]"
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""C" for "courage,""
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"[ Hooting continues ]Pick one, they all said --"
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"That's just a bummer."
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"those Dolphins we lost this year."
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"[ Click ]"
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"Protesters hacked intoour sprinkler system."
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"Well, no one can read400 names in five minutes."
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"Nelly Abrishami, Allison Acosta,Frieda Alafary,"
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"the secondgraduation of the day."
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"you stop playing for your dad"
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"just like there was no moon landing."
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"Well, maybe ifyou believed in your sons"
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"What?!"
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"And the watches are like an insurance."
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"But I love you guys so much"
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"It's what you had to do to get by."
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"Thank you, Manny."
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"Alex! Honey, what happened?Are you okay?"
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"I did it![ Cheering ]"
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"Okay, I can tellthat you're very upset,"
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"But if one minute agois the same as zero minutes ago,"
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"than grains of sand on all the world's beaches."
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""I met a man with no feet.""
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"study, get good grades, repeat."
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"Hyah!"
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"Oh! Oh, oh!"
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"Congratulations."
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"Phil: Hey! [ Laughs ]"
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"Our kids did that."
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"I guess bribes don'twork."
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"Yay!That calls for a reward."
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"[ Screams ]Aah!"
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"[ Goat bleats ]Auctioneer: ...72, 72, $72!"
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"75, 75, 75!Oh, boy."
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"Is it already the first day of livestock auction season again?"
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"It's the same day every year, Mitchell --"
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"a fortnight after the first ripe tomato comes in."
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"And seriously? Thisis what passes for auction- calling these days?"
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"Is it possible you're being a tad harsh?"
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"You know, when you've beenat the top of your field --"
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"Greater Bug CountyAuction-Calling Champ"
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"three years running --"
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"it's hard to see anythingbut the inadequacies."
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"It's why Baryshnikovcouldn't watch others dance."
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"How long have you lived in this house?!"
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"or some damn thing."
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"So, how wasyour trumpet lesson?"
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"Oh, these sessions just have really changed my life."
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"Technically, uh, not a lie."
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"Uh, I started taking trumpet lessons two years ago."
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"But then I noticed the place next door"
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"was offering massages for the same price, so..."
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"you know."
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"solo-parenting Lily."
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"But -- Butwe were both spending time"
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"with an Asian woman who walked all over us."
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"You always smell like lavender"
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"when you come back from that place."
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"Uh, yeah, it's the -- it's the valve oil"
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"for the, um -- you know,"
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"the t--the tooting buttons.Oh."
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"We should probably, uh,hit the road soon."
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"High school graduation'sin an hour. [ Groans ]"
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"It's so humiliating"
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"being the Vice Principal at these things."
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"It's just a ceremonial position"
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"where you have to sit behind Principal Brown,"
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"politely clapping"
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"while hegets to set the course of history."
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"Well, it could be funwith my dad giving"
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"the commencement address,though."
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"I got a peek at his note cards,"
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"and I don't wantto give anything away,"
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"but the young kid who boarded the bus"
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"with the hair full of Brylcreem"
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"and a cardboard suitcasefull of dreams --"
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"[ Cellphone ringing ]"
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"Oh, I have to take this. It's Superintendent Pierce."
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"[ Cellphone beeps ]"
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"Hello, good sir.To what do I owe this honor?"
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"Oh, no."
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"That's horrible."
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"Principal Brown got into a car accident!"
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"W-Which means, as next in the line of succession,"
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