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Clips from Friends - The One Where Joey Dates Rachel (S08E08)

"Oh, my goodness, where did you hide it?"
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"Pheebs, you didn't have to get us anything for our..."
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"I love it! It's huge! Let's open it! Open it!"
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"- This was, like, my second favorite game. - What was your first?"
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"A vending machine?"
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"I've been dying to tell someone what happened in the paleontology department."
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"Or dancing. Oh, take her dancing!"
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"Hey, you know what? Why don't I take you out?"
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"Okay, I'm next."
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"- Chandler! Phoebe's hogging the game. - Who cares? It's a stupid game."
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"[KNOCKING ON DOOR]"
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"Joey, could you get that?"
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"What? I thought you were in your room."
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"And a brownie."
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"Actually, it's just a bag."
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"Hey, come on. This is a real date. Uh..."
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"Yeah, but I'm pretty sure he's gay."
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"No! No, he's not! Why are you trying to ruin the game?"
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"[LAUGHING]"
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"[BELL RINGS]"
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"ROSS: Move it. Move it. Move it!"
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"Now, the filet mignon, what comes with that?"
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"Oh, I almost forgot. I didn't pay you the rent."
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"No, I'm just myself, and if they don't like me for..."
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"[LAUGHING]"
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"I'm sorry, I couldn't even get through that."
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"[BOTH LAUGHING]"
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"Well..."
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"It does when you combine it with, "This is embarrassing."
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"That's your move?"
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"Boy, Rach, you're lucky you're hot."
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"I don't know. I guess there's just always been this distance."
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"I mean, we both try to pretend it's not there, but it is."
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"- Nice move! - Uh-huh."
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"I got good. I played this game all day, and now I rule at it."
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"- Chandler, why would you do that? - Because it's awesome."
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"They only give you three letters, so after A-S-S, it is a challenge."
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"This thing must have some kind of primitive ROM chip in it or something!"
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"Pull my finger. My hand is messed up!"
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"No one. They're my friends. I wouldn't punch any of them."
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"Hey, Rach, can I just say..."
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"I've never laughed so hard. Did you see the wine come out my nose?"
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"Yes. Joey, I think everybody saw the wine come out of your nose."
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"I'm gonna suck on the cellophane from the brownie I had before."
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"So tell me, what are Joey Tribbiani's end-of-the-night moves?"
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"Uh, well, if I want the girl to kiss me..."
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"How do you do it?"
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"More embarrassing than shiny raspberry lip balm?"
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"All right, I gotta go to bed. I had such a wonderful time."
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"Me too."
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"Why didn't you take a cab?"
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"Ugh. Between the traffic and one-way streets, it'd take me twice as long."
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"You're not gonna be able to keep doing this."
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"I just can't be afraid to get a little bit hit by cars."
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"- Hey. - Hi!"
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"Anyway, I was thinking about renting Cujo sometime."
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"Well, yeah, all right. Let's do it tonight."
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"Really? How come we didn't cross paths?"
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"I'm sorry that I was hogging the game before."
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"- But it came at a price. - Ugh."
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"[GASPING]"
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"Hey, are you all right? You seem a little distracted."
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"- You can do it! - Don't touch me!"
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"[OPERA MUSIC PLAYING]"
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"[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]"
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"Oh, hi, Ben. No, don't look at the machine!"
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"- Yes! What is wrong with this dog? - Did you get to the part..."
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"What are you doing home? What happened to your date?"
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"Oh, uh, it didn't work out."
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"Oh, uh, okay. Yeah."
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"[DOG SNARLING ON TV]"
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"It's gonna be okay."
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"Let us begin."
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"Here..."
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"Hey, I got you a present!"
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"I got it for your wedding, I ordered it weeks ago and it finally got here!"
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"- It's a Ms. Pac-Man machine! - Oh, my God!"
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"I didn't know where to put it so I left."
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"- We can put it in the guest bedroom. - Yeah, okay."
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"Are you kidding? I practically spent my entire childhood at the arcade."
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"- I don't really remember the name of it. - Well, what did it do?"
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"Well, you'd put a quarter in, pull some handles and win a candy bar."
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"Hey, don't feel bad for me. I won every time!"
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"Hey! I'm so glad you guys are here."
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"Do you think he saw us, or can we still slip out?"
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"Professor Newman, the head of the department, is retiring, so..."
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"Why didn't I get head of the department?"
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"I got a big date. Do you know a good restaurant?"
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"Uh, Paul's Cafe. It's got great food and it's really romantic."
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"Or go downtown and listen to some jazz."
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"Agh, I miss dating. Getting dressed up, going to a fancy restaurant."
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"I'm not gonna be able to do that for so long. And it's so much fun."
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"What? You don't want to go on a date with a pregnant lady."
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"Okay, I'll go with you. I'll go."
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"No, no! Yes!"
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"[VIDEO GAME BEEPS]"
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"Aw, would you look at that, Monica?"
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"I knocked off all your top scores. How sad."
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"I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over all the winning."
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"Oh, you only think it's stupid because you suck at it."
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"I don't suck. It sucks."
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"If this game is gonna cause problems between you..."
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"...maybe I should keep it. - No, I love it. It is a great present."
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"In fact, why don't you go home and wait for the "Thank You" card?"
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"- Why do you want to play so badly? - Yeah, it's not like it spits out..."
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"...a Clark Bar after every game."
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"Okay. Phoebe, that's it. Out of the chair. Come on. Out of the chair."
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"[KNOCKING ON DOOR]"
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"Ugh, Joey..."
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"No, I'm picking you up for our date. These are for you."
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"[GASPS]"
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"It's a long walk from the flower shop and I was starting to feel faint, so..."
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"With a hint of morning sickness and I'm wearing underwear that goes up to about..."
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"So, nice place you got here."
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"Foosball, huh? Pizza box."
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"Oh, a subscription to Playboy. My kind of woman."
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"Actually, that's my roommate's."
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"I'd like to meet him. He sounds like a standup guy."
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"- Mm-hm. - Oh, yeah."
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"Which brings us back, of course, to Greely's Theory of Dominance."
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