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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S02E02)

"- I think I'm in love with you. - What?!"
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"There's the moment you think you know it."
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"Oh, you don't want to kiss me, you'll get sick."
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"All right, it's getting to be that time. I'll talk to you tomorrow?"
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"Wait, Ted?"
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"Well, great, I'll see you then."
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"Don't tell me you're actually buying into Barney's freeway theory."
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"Watch your steps when you get up, kids, 'cause I am about to drop some knowledge."
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"Relationships are like a freeway."
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"Wait a minute, a month ago you told me relationships are like a traveling circus."
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"You meet, you talk, you have sex, you exit when she's in the shower."
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"The next exits are four days, three weeks, seven months--"
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"it's like, "Are we there yet?""
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"So I've never been on the freeway this long before."
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"Looks like hotness runs in the family."
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"- Two whole months. - Yeah."
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"He's actually coming to visit family in New York, too."
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"It's kind of a special night."
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"What?"
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"Four and a half stories per week."
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"These are fun facts, guys, let's have fun with them."
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"It's like forever."
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"I mean, we've already done everything else."
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"- I need a clove. - You smoke now, too?"
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"She should be watching The Little Mermaid and drinking Yoohoo, and not having sex."
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"- It was at camp, so I'm... - What camp?"
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"I was there teaching for the summer."
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"Uh, dance."
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"# Come here, loverboy #"
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"# And if he doesn't answer #"
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"# Oh, baby #"
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"I just got it out. Now it's back in."
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"Oh, wait, wait."
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"we should make it special, you know?"
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"Maybe we could go to the beach and get a house for the weekend."
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"Okay."
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"- Oh, that's adorable. - Yeah, tell her what happened next."
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"Wait, I've never heard your story."
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"My mom's home. Quick!"
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"- Get under my bed. - What?!"
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"- Just barely doesn't count. - Yes, it does."
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""Oh, look at them, they've only had sex with each other.""
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"now you've had sex with twice as many people as I have."
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"I'm sure you were madly in love with all of them."
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"Do you love Ted?"
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"You don't have to explain anything. You don't have to say it-- it's fine."
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"Okay, but if relationships are like a freeway, then saying..."
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"at the same time, I'm not ready to get into the carpool lane."
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"Oh, it's a big diamond, and I'm just not ready to get..."
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"Okay, Robin, Robin, stop."
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"What, you mean like I did?"
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"I mean, who gives it up on the first date?"
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"But, you know, I'm such a slut, I'm just gonna give it away."
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"It's a big deal because it rewrites our history."
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"Excuse me, sir, uh, can you tell me how to get to the Empire State Building?"
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"I just wish you weren't in such a rush to grow up."
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"and she lived out her days in a trailer park..."
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"So the moral here, kids, don't have sex until you're married."
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"No, I didn't. You did."
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"Hey, Katie."
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"My cousin got some firecrackers from Mexico."
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"Well, will you call me?"
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"But I didn't."
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"And I never saw her again."
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"I told her I loved her, but... I just wanted to have sex."
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"You want to watch The Little Mermaid and drink some YooHoo?"
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"Wow. That was amazing."
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"Uh, my cousin got some firecrackers from Mexico."
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"- But she didn't. - Oh, come here."
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"Yeah, but that didn't really count."
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"And that's our story."
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"They've only had sex with each other."
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"Okay. I was 16, and it was in a baseball dugout..."
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"Why don't you tell us again about your first time at the camp in the Catskills."
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"Baby and her family spent every summer at Kellerman's."
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"Her dad did not approve of our love."
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"True story."
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"Kids, you remember my first day with Robin."
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"Well, here's the thing, normal people, you know, people who aren't your dad,"
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"usually take longer to say "I love you.""
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"Robin went through the usual stages."
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"- Spider! Spider! - I left something in the hallway."
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"Got it."
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"First there's the moment when you think you think it."
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"Whoa, still alive."
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"Totally worth it."
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"There's the moment where you know you know it, but you can't yet say it."
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"Good night."
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"Good night."
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"Yeah?"
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"Good night."
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"Bye, sweetie."
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"She gets in on Thursday."
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"That's awesome. You know what I'm going to do?"
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"I'm going to take off work Friday."
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"We're gonna take her to the Empire State Building."
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"Really? You'd do that?"
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"Of course. Everyone should see the Empire State Building."
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"And then there's the moment where you know you know it,"
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"and you can't keep it in any longer."
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"- Ted. - Yeah?"
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"Falafel."
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"- Falafel? - Falafel."
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"Instead of telling Ted you love him, you said "falafel"?"
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"- I totally choked. - I just don't get it."
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"Why can't you tell Ted you love him?"
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"Oh, come on, this is a big deal for me."
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"Oh, God, you'd think you never said it to a guy before."
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"Okay, well, I don't usually get this far in the relationship."
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"I usually take the three-week exit."
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"No, this is new. This trumps that."
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"Freeways have exits. So do relationships."
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"The first exit, my personal favorite, is six hours in."
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"So every girl you have sex with feels the immediate need to shower?"
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"Actually, yeah, I get that."
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"that's when you guys are gonna break up, mark your calendars."
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"What?"
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"Then a year and a half, 18 years, and the last exit-- death."
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"Which, if you've been with the same woman for your entire life,"
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"I mean, usually by now I find out the guy has some weird personality thing"
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