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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Hawking Excitation (S05E05)

"...in front of him."
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"- That's really nice of you, Howard. - It's no big deal."
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"...from Leonard Nimoy, Carl Sagan and Stan Lee."
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"- Really? - That's incredible. Oh, here."
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"Howard, please. This is Stephen Hawking."
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"You can't be serious."
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"He even let me read a couple pages from his new book."
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"Something got you down there, bunky?"
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"...he begged a deity he doesn't believe in to end his life quickly."
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"- It's actually 011011110... - No!"
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"You just give him my paper on the Higgs boson."
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"Yes, yes!"
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"What kinds of things?"
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"Next, this is a sexy French maid costume I bought for Bernadette."
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"...and get her to dust my room at the same time, heh..."
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"...but I was wrong and really wrong."
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"You want me to return it for you?"
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"- He's a famous physicist... - Yeah."
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"Or Don Quixote is a book about a donkey named Hotay."
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"What? Hey, I gave you first crack at it."
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"You've heard him tease me about not having a doctorate."
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"...that should know is getting a wedgie from the rest of his brain."
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"I wanna remind you, you promised to take me dress-shopping tomorrow!"
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"And that's the last thing you do to him."
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"Get in here, grab a handful, and start stuffing."
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"They have her pattern on file."
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"I want you to tell me I'm good at what I do."
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"Oh, I understand the confusion."
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"He was really impressed."
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"No, no. But that can't be right."
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"Oh, no. No, no, of course not."
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"And I gave it to Stephen Hawking."
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"So I got the craziest e-mail this morning."
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"I don't mean to burst your bubble, but penile-enlargement pills do not work."
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"Believe me, I know."
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"The e-mail I got was from the office of Stephen Hawking."
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"- You're kidding. - Why?"
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"He's coming to the university to lecture..."
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"...and he's looking for an engineer to maintain equipment on his wheelchair."
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"That's amazing. You'll be like his pit crew."
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"A word of caution, I would not do your Stephen Hawking impression..."
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"You're right."
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"I suppose that could be considered offensive."
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"Oh, boy. Oh, Sheldon's going to freak out."
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"Yeah, he worships Hawking."
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"I was thinking about bringing him along, so he can meet the great man."
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"Boy, a restraining order from Stephen Hawking."
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"It'll look so nice next to the ones he's got..."
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"Leonard, do you recall when I said that I was going..."
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"...to revolutionize understanding of the Higgs boson particle..."
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"...and you said, "Sheldon, it's 2 a.m. Get out of my bedroom"?"
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"Like it was 10 hours ago. What about it?"
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"Well, I believe I've done it."
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"I'm only saying "believe" to sound modest..."
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"...because, sweet Sam Houston, I did it."
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"- Break out the math. - Oh, okay. Let me see this."
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"All right, so this particle here is the boson moving forward in time."
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"Now, I was thinking..."
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"Howard, you go ahead and eat. This isn't gonna make any sense to you."
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"Sheldon, I have a working understanding of physics."
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"Yeah, good for you. And don't stop working on it."
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"You still going to tell him..."
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"- ...about you-know-who? - Yep."
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"- Still gonna introduce him? - Not on your life."
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"Please, please, please. Let me meet Hawking."
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"- I told you no. - But I said I'm sorry."
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"No, you said, "Would it help if I said 'I'm sorry'?""
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"Well, and you never answered me."
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"So who owes whom an apology now?"
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"Sheldon, you're a condescending jerk."
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"Why on earth would I want to do something nice for you?"
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"To go to Jewish heaven?"
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"Jews don't have heaven."
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"Well, then, to avoid Jewish hell?"
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"Have you met my mother? I live in Jewish hell."
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"Perhaps my only intellectual equal."
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"Try to put yourself in my place."
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"Imagine you're the sole human being..."
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"...living on a planet populated with nothing but dogs."
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"And then it turns out there's another human being."
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"Hang on. Are you saying the rest of us are dogs?"
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"I can see you're gonna take this the wrong way."
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"Let me try again."
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"Imagine you're the sole human being..."
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"...living on a planet populated with nothing but chimps."
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"Oh, now, they're so much smarter than dogs."
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"Have you seen them on those little bicycles?"
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"Get out!"
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"- How about dolphins? - Out!"
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"So come on, how was the first day with Hawking?"
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"It was great. We talked about movies."
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"Oh."
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"- I showed him some card tricks. - Oh."
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"Oh..."
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"Howard, please, I'm begging you."
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"Raj, you're our group historian. Has Sheldon ever begged before?"
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"Three times."
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"He begged the Fox network not to cancel Firefly."
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"He begged the TNT network to cancel Babylon 5."
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"And when he got food poisoning at the Rose Bowl parade..."
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"Do you understand how important Hawking is to me?"
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"When I was 6 years old, I dressed up as him for Halloween."
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"- You're kidding. - No, sir."
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"No, I took my dad's desk chair, attached a Speak & Spell to it..."
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"...and made my sister push me up and down the block to trick-or-treat."
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"Granted, most people thought I was R2-D2, but still, I got a lot of candy."
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"You don't seem to be understanding the English word "no.""
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"Maybe a different language will help."
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"- Russian: Nyet. Chinese: Bú. - Japanese: Iie. Klingon: Qo'."
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"Binary coded ASCII: 0110111001101111."
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"I'm not asking for me."
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"I'm asking for Hawking."
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"Okay, look. How about this?"
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"If he sees the breakthrough I've made, he'll reach out to me."
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"- What if he doesn't? - Yeah, he will. He's really smart."
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"That's an interesting idea."
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"Why don't you give me a minute to talk it over with my friends?"
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"- How? - Walk away."
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"Walking away!"
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"You do realize you own his ass right now."
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