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Clips from Ted Lasso - Biscuits (S01E01)

"[sighs]"
Ted Lasso
"Could go for coffee though."
Ted Lasso
"[sighs] You know what today feels like?"
Ted Lasso
"-What about you, Coach? How you feeling? -A little nervous."
Ted Lasso
"[children shouting, laughing]"
Ted Lasso
"-We gotta go, Coach. -Yeah."
Ted Lasso
"Though, I do not recommend you smother these in gravy."
Ted Lasso
"Go ahead, take a nibble."
Ted Lasso
"[Ted] Well, these fellas sure as heck ain't kids."
Ted Lasso
"Hey, look at Isaac. He looks like a Rodin sculpture in cleats."
Ted Lasso
"Ah... Fuck!"
Ted Lasso
"[whistle blows]"
Ted Lasso
"Blah, blah, blah. "What's the first concert you ever saw?""
Ted Lasso
"-Boy George. -[sighs] Not you, you garden gnome."
Ted Lasso
"to get to know me and hear what I've got to say."
Ted Lasso
"The nerve!"
Ted Lasso
"Hello, boys."
Ted Lasso
"So helpful. Then solve me this different mystery."
Ted Lasso
"Find out where Lasso got those biscuits."
Ted Lasso
"[players chattering]"
Ted Lasso
"Uh, y'all whipped 'em up pretty good earlier this year,"
Ted Lasso
"we would like to start fiddling with the way we do things in the locker room."
Ted Lasso
"Okay, great. See y'all tomorrow."
Ted Lasso
"Well, I respect you didn't hurry."
Ted Lasso
"but that's about how much headway I made. [chuckles]"
Ted Lasso
"[car engine revs]"
Ted Lasso
"[tires screeching]"
Ted Lasso
"What would you rather be, a lion or a panda?"
Ted Lasso
"Try telling that to an elephant. Ooh, can I be an elephant?"
Ted Lasso
"Oh, no. She got some fences, all right, but you just gotta hop over 'em."
Ted Lasso
"Here. Keys."
Ted Lasso
"Hey, Jamie, what would you rather be? A lion or a panda?"
Ted Lasso
"Oh, I'm not gonna say that word out loud."
Ted Lasso
"[Ted] Okay, I got one."
Ted Lasso
"Uh-huh."
Ted Lasso
"You'd be in cahoots with Puss in Boots,"
Ted Lasso
"[Coach Beard] All right."
Ted Lasso
"She spun you around like the Tasmanian Devil."
Ted Lasso
"[imitates Tasmanian Devil babble]"
Ted Lasso
"Three's a crowd."
Ted Lasso
"[gags]"
Ted Lasso
"Hey, boss. Check this out. Pow."
Ted Lasso
"Best concert, we got Beastie Boys at HORDE Fest, 1995."
Ted Lasso
"Yes. Yes."
Ted Lasso
"[Higgins sighs]"
Ted Lasso
"[water sputters]"
Ted Lasso
"Jeez."
Ted Lasso
"[Ted] Yeah."
Ted Lasso
"Shut the door, shut the door. Hey. Yo, hey, guys. Listen up, listen up."
Ted Lasso
"'cause he's old and everyone's surprised he ain't dead yet."
Ted Lasso
"you should take your sweater off first, pal."
Ted Lasso
"-[reporter] Coach. -[reporter 2] Coach!"
Ted Lasso
"I'm just curious. Could you explain the offside rule?"
Ted Lasso
"-[reporters groan] -Thank you."
Ted Lasso
"I mean, she says it started five years ago."
Ted Lasso
"And they kept it going until, well, still."
Ted Lasso
"Thank you so much."
Ted Lasso
"[chuckles] No, come on. This is a care package from my little boy."
Ted Lasso
"Oh."
Ted Lasso
"-Got a, uh, small battalion of army men. -[sighs]"
Ted Lasso
"Oh! Oh, hey now."
Ted Lasso
"make you feel warm and fuzzy?"
Ted Lasso
"No, actually, the whole reason I'm here is 'cause I'm having a little trouble"
Ted Lasso
"I mean, you two have an obvious rapport. If anyone knows Jamie, it's her."
Ted Lasso
"-See, that's why you're the boss, right? -Mm."
Ted Lasso
"Yeah, I'm all right. How are you?"
Ted Lasso
"[both chuckle]"
Ted Lasso
"-Oh, look. Let's get some food. -Okay."
Ted Lasso
"Gotta be pretty fun for you, yeah?"
Ted Lasso
"Yeah. I'm getting paid a shit ton"
Ted Lasso
"I know that you didn't just pop down to feed me."
Ted Lasso
"-Mm. -Yeah."
Ted Lasso
"-[laughs] -Mm."
Ted Lasso
"While on the pitch, all eyes will surely be on young phenom, Jamie Tartt."
Ted Lasso
"All right, fellas, here we go. Here we go."
Ted Lasso
"Uh, Coach, you got any last words?"
Ted Lasso
"[players cheering, whistling]"
Ted Lasso
"Eh, Babatunde's the best. [laughs]"
Ted Lasso
"-Hey. [laughs] -Hey, enjoy."
Ted Lasso
"You guys, man."
Ted Lasso
"We got a few things in there for you."
Ted Lasso
"Coach, what's-- what's this?"
Ted Lasso
"[commentator] West meets South again."
Ted Lasso
"It's Derby Day in London, and the atmosphere is electric."
Ted Lasso
"With a new owner in the boardroom and a new manager in the dugout,"
Ted Lasso
"will it be a new dawn for the perennial underdog, AFC Richmond?"
Ted Lasso
"All right, shall we?"
Ted Lasso
"[Arlo] Chris, did you ever play under an American manager?"
Ted Lasso
"Never did, Arlo. Wouldn't have minded it. I do speak the language."
Ted Lasso
"[Arlo] It was a risky hire by new owner, Rebecca Welton."
Ted Lasso
"[Arlo] Here we go."
Ted Lasso
"[Arlo] And there you go."
Ted Lasso
"[Arlo] Regarding Jamie Tartt,"
Ted Lasso
"[Arlo] Is that optimism, Chris?"
Ted Lasso
"-[Ted] Hey, y'all. -[gasps]"
Ted Lasso
"Jamie! Trent Crimm, The Independent."
Ted Lasso
"[man 2] They were rubbish."
Ted Lasso
"The rest of them, they're all in there eating cake."
Ted Lasso
"-Seriously? -Yeah, seriously, mate."
Ted Lasso
"[Coach Beard] I hate losing."
Ted Lasso
"Uh-oh, here's trouble."
Ted Lasso
"We're gonna really do this."
Ted Lasso
"Here we go. Okay. All right, now you're in trouble."
Ted Lasso
"[girl] Get your breath back."
Ted Lasso
"[phone buzzes]"
Ted Lasso
"[clears throat]"
Ted Lasso
"That's exactly what I wanted."
Ted Lasso
"[rock and roll music playing]"
Ted Lasso
"[soft music playing]"
Ted Lasso
"[grunts]"
Ted Lasso
"-Morning, Coach. -Morning, Coach."
Ted Lasso
"Nah, I just had one piece of cereal and I'm pretty stuffed."
Ted Lasso
"-First day of school. -First day of school. That's right. Whoo!"
Ted Lasso
"That's close."
Ted Lasso
"Well, heck, yeah. No such thing as "last-day jitters.""
Ted Lasso
"-[horn honks] -Whoa."
Ted Lasso
"Gotta look right, Coach."
Ted Lasso
"Yeah. I'm gonna get that someday."
Ted Lasso
"[busker] ♪ So blues ♪"
Ted Lasso
"-♪ I can tell you ♪ -Check out my man here."
Ted Lasso
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