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Clips from Scrubs - My Urologist (S05E05)
"One reason interns have so much trouble putting in chest tubes"
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"You need to use force to get the tube between the ribs,"
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"then pop it through the pleura. What do you say there, Lis? You can do this."
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"Anybody else who hurts Keith is going to get the same treatment as Lisa."
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"OK, that came out wrong. But baby, it's OK."
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"Let me kiss the owie. Kiss the owie."
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"This is happening."
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"You're damn right this is happening."
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"My mom."
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"What is wrong with you?"
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"[J.D.] Turk talking to a new staff member."
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"J.D., I'm sure you know Kim Briggs."
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"Uh, no, you big knucklehead, I don't."
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"I'd like to say konichiwa."
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"[Turk] She was at Ben's funeral."
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"So because she wears a wedding ring, she's invisible to me?"
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"- Yes. - Please, T. I'm not that shallow."
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"please remove your wedding rings?"
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"[Scoffs]"
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"Hey, J.D."
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"- I thought you died. - No, I just got married."
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"# I'm no Superman #"
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"[J.D.] I had checked up on Kim. She got along with everybody."
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"All the guys liked her."
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"All the women liked her."
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"[Fast swishing sound]"
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"I never got a synchronized snap from the greasers."
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"but the penis is just another excretory organ,"
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"What?!"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Hey, girls. Listen, Perry got uppity with me for,"
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"and I quote, "spending $20,000 we don't have on shoes,""
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"- I'll go. - You told Keith you were too tired."
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"Dorian, can I borrow that pencil for a second?"
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"Just one second? Thank you."
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"- It's from my standup act. - Where do you perform?"
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"with the scenes from Dr. Acula, the movie I'm making."
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"the "Dr. Acula delivers a baby then eats it" scene."
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"of Dr. John D. Dorian."
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"You take care."
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"I don't mind it a turtle's wink."
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"Wait, you only pepper your conversation with cute animal imagery"
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"if you're smitten."
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"- Could you lend me a pen? - Quick as a porcupine's hiccup."
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"unless I make you mine..."
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"I want what you have, someone to stand up for me when I need it, you know?"
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"he carries me to the car."
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"I don't want Keith to go."
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"There, there."
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"Listen up, nametags."
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"Apparently, the musical he was producing was just a front for a crystal meth lab."
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"Here's the kicker: He fled to Toronto. The freaking Mounties are involved."
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"Don't let him in your house, sir."
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"He'll steal everything you've got like he stole my camera."
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"- That's why you're not laughing. - No, Bob."
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"We're not laughing because we're all horrified."
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"Huh."
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"OK, honey, I know Elliot upset you with this whole Keith thing,"
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"I'm wearing red. Should I not be wearing red?"
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"She's pregnant, she's not a bull."
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"you should not give up on Keith."
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"There's no shame in cry-maxing."
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"Turk, keys!"
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"- And then, the ultimate Cox-block. - [Cox whistles]"
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"Hey. Why isn't Mr. Peters in there getting surgery?"
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"She thought it would be best if I treated him medically."
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"Secondly, she's a cutter."
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"I'm gonna kill somebody."
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"Still, it's always good to hear the truth."
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"- Oh, hey, fellas, how you living? - Large!"
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"What, was I not supposed to answer?"
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"Until you receive further notice, consider us not speaking."
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"I know you took my money to buy that ridiculous coat."
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"Did he take more than $400?"
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"You think you're pretty smart, don't you?"
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"All I think is that leather never goes out of style,"
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"and it won't hurt to buy your invalid wife something nice"
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"These are just general thoughts about life, nothing specific to you."
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"- Hey, dudes. - Don't "hey, dudes" us."
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"- You know what bothers me? - Non-threatening colloquial greetings?"
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"because, you see, at least rocks are useful to society."
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"We build bridges, throw them at guys wearing phones clipped to their heads."
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"It's a phone. You can't do this?"
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"who they think are flawless."
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"That's not the answer you thought you'd hear,"
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"Thank God he didn't see this."
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"Yeah, Mom, I was listening the whole time. I just couldn't talk."
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"[Kelso whistles]"
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"Looks like somebody took their new titanium eight iron with a leather grip"
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"What? You think I did it?"
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"Really?"
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"And that! And that!"
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"So, hey, I thought you might be hungry."
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"I could be wrong, but it looks like two girls."
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"Because, at the end of the day,"
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"OK, that's enough!"
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"I don't know what you are fighting about, but it doesn't matter."
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"Mom, I gotta go. You can call me from the road."
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"Well, lay it on me, studly."
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"It's the way you're so concerned about protecting yourself."
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"I mean, no one in this entire hospital has a bad thing to say about you,"
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"and I'm guessing that's because you're careful not to rub anyone the wrong way."
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"You wouldn't operate on Mr. Peters,"
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"See you."
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""I feel compelled to tell you that I do,"
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"Anyway, I guess people can always surprise you."
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"Who's Dr. Briggs operating on?"
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"Your patient, Mr. Peters."
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"...this isn't a word. - Read it."
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"[Imitating Edward Murrow] And good luck. I loved that movie."
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"Cool."
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"is because it is a violent procedure. You must not be scared, though."
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"Uh, Dr. Cox, I'm not so sure I'm comfortable with this."
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"- You lost my teaching mannequin. - I don't know what happened to it."
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"[Janitor] What movie do you want to see?"
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"Inserting chest tube."
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"Lisa! God, he was joking!"
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"Yes, I was, Lisa. Now take the rest of the afternoon off"
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"This is a warning, people."
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"Good day."
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