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Clips from American Dad! - I Ain't No Holodeck Boy (S09E09)

"♪ Good morning, USA!"
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"♪ The sun in the sky has a smile on his face ♪"
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"What is this game?"
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"Keep tossing!"
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"Play outside for a change."
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"Go outside and play now!"
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"Stan, what's going on?"
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"He wears Velcro laces, Stan."
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"Forget it, Stan."
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"Promise me you won't take him, Stan."
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"All right, I promise, Francine."
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"Get in the house, Randy!"
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"I bought one for myself when I got passed over at work."
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"Oh, right, you're the sucker that actually cares about stuff."
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"And by the way, you're wasting your money"
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"and I'm gonna find out what."
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"but three things you might want to deal with first:"
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"mustache, eyebrows..."
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"Steve's never gonna have the type of childhood I had."
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"When I was a lad,"
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"What I'd love to do is drop those kids"
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"but when did the CIA get a tearoom?"
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"At the same time that we got a yacht!"
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"A very light opiate,"
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"In any event, I call this room the hologram deck."
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"Yes, remember those headphones you got for Christmas?"
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"Not for long, I wasn't."
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"This was the day I started to like playing inside."
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"Playing inside, eh?"
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"Of course it can, Smith,"
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"X3Q8F-3X?"
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"I don't care. I don't care at all."
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"Can't buy video games on an empty stomach."
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"Thanks, Dad."
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"I can't believe my dad ditched us here."
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"I don't know, but if we're gonna die,"
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"Explore the forest, have adventures."
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"ought to get them moving."
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"We need to climb into someone's abdomen for warmth."
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"Maybe we should spoon for warmth."
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"Roger, what are you doing?"
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"Are-are you trying to use the Force on me?"
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"_"
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"it should carry me all the way to the hot cocoa machine."
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"Look what I just knocked open."
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"I-It's obviously a control panel."
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"Look!"
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"Panel exposed."
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"Dad."
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"and also nerding out!"
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"Come on, now's our chance!"
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"Whoa!"
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"that's-now-controlled- by-son scenario."
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"Greetings, subject."
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"we have a prime minister, all right?"
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"Hey, look."
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"Stan, is that you?"
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"His memories are being"
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"put through a nostalgia filter."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"How is he liking this?"
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"I didn't notice when I was younger,"
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"Nice job, Snot!"
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"No!"
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"I can't delete it."
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"Okay, kids, that's enough!"
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"Turn it off!"
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"We made her bigger"
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"so it would be easier to hit her belly."
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"He's getting larger!"
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"He's not even walking like a zombie anymore."
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"I've gotta go in there."
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"Recognize this little guy?"
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"It's the goat you bought for that family in Africa."
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"I don't know."
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"Geez."
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"What the hell, man?"
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"Dad, take cover!"
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"so my clever line makes sense."
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"He's unstoppable."
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"Snot, come in."
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"the Hitler fetus into the zombie."
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"What? Why?"
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"'Cause the zombie needs a weak spot"
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"'Cause now it's your family."
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"Did it work?"
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"You did it!"
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"Auf Wiedersehen, you undead son of a bitch!"
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"You guys'll be just fine."
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"Thanks, Dad."
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"how to throw a rock sometime."
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"You guys can stay,"
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"They don't know if they're staying yet."
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"Wow!"
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"Mom, dinner is delicious tonight."
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"Is it lamb?"
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"Aah!"
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"The TV is mine, boys. Downton Abbey is on"
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"and I intend to see if Lord Grantham will be able"
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"to modernize his accounting practices."
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"Dad, just hold on, we're on the last level of the game."
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"You're just throwing stuff at old-timey ladies."
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"You go back in time and have to find Hitler's mom"
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"when she was pregnant with him"
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"It's called Nazi Natal Nightmare."
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"She's heading for the hospital"
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"to give birth, but it's not too late!"
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"We need to aim for the soft spot on baby Hitler's head."
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"One direct hit there,"
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"and we can still prevent the Holocaust."
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"You killed my grandparents, you bastard!"
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"I'm tired of you kids always being indoors"
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"and playing video games."
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"But we already completed, Outside."
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"And Outside II: Without a Sweater."
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"Have you kids ever spent a day outside"
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"just throwing actual rocks with your actual arms?"
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"Nah. No, no."
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"Hmm. No. I've heard of rocks."
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"No. No. No."
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