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Clips from Scrubs - My Common Enemy (S04E04)

""Brain freeze" is too hard. I should have gone for "funny bone"."
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"Eight seconds. Is that a new record, baby?"
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"That's awesome, but no. My blood sugar's a little low."
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"They're Milanos, you idiot."
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"Cookie racism aside, I had bigger problems."
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"Nothing like time off to remind you how hard you work."
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"Sorry I'm late."
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"But she was there for my brother."
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"- You doing OK? - I am now."
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"Without Elliot, I never would have gotten through my dad's death."
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"I'm sorry, sugar. The store's closed."
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"They've been all over me."
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"You have some gum on your shoe."
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"so I can go to Mexico for my mom's wedding. I am psyched."
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"It's a mystery."
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"Now, our old hospital psychiatrist"
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"He was a dear, dear friend, but he died or moved or something,"
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"- That's a problem. - Why?"
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"like snoring, teeth grinding or even..."
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"- That feels good. - Yes, it does."
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"You know, on The Sopranos,"
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"- I shouldn't smack talk. - Hey, mind if I join you guys?"
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"Great. It's been going on for a few weeks."
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"I haven't felt this good since my dad died."
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"I'm so sorry you lost your grandmother."
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"- Thank you, doctor. That's very kind. - That'll be $1,700."
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"Sir! Sir?"
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"It is not your job to collect money from patients."
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"Oh, how precious."
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"Oh, Dr Clock."
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"I'm getting them, dear."
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"And trust me, he'll make you pay."
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"So they'd have more of a nougat-y centre?"
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"Do you know what they are mostly?"
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"Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling."
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"who walk around vomiting sunshine."
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"Thanks, sweetness."
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"Sorry."
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"Guys! There are sick people trying to sleep!"
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"A little confused considering I have four brothers."
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"But not surprised. At you or Barry."
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"Barry?"
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"Obviously you did, or you would have told me about it."
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"but go back to sad face first."
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"Dr Clock, may I have a word?"
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"Dr Kelso just offered me Glenda's old job as administrative supervisor."
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"Oh, that's great, sweetie."
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"The job pays an extra $ 7,000 a year."
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"Oh! Let's go shopping for a new duvet cover."
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"Bob, we have a problem."
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"Be a man, Bob. That's what tennis rackets are for."
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"Sweet Moses. Everything has gone straight down the crapper"
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"I didn't know Enid suffered from depression."
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"She doesn't. Those pills kill her sex drive."
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"My own brother! Why?!"
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"So when do you start your new job?"
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"I know it's a dream job, but with your diabetes,"
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"Hey, little brother."
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"Baby, you have to take this job."
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"Let it go. It's done."
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"Hey! Let's not get crazy."
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"Dear God. She has an actual skip in her step."
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"I use a combination of intimidation and degradation."
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"I wish we knew something personal that would really get to her."
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"Too much shift switching going on here,"
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"Let me get this straight."
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"I prefer Turkelton."
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"I'll do anything: Pick up extra shifts, volunteer at the clinic."
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"I want you to kill the giant bat that's been living in my attic."
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"Yeah. Yeah, I was celebrating my new jammies."
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"It's a tingly drink."
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"I love this song. Who is it?"
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"Dido?"
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"... champagne... a Dido CD."
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"Great. See you Saturday, Batman."
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"You see, Bob? It didn't even faze her."
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"Crying."
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"Pretty much, yeah."
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"Dan was in my tub drinking beers and singing She's Gone."
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"OK. I'm gonna get dressed. Do you mind if I borrow one of your socks?"
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"I lost my righty in the fray. Oh, there you are, high-flier."
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"Please, can you forgive me?"
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"- without considering my feelings? - I don't know. I just didn't."
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"Maybe it meant we could be friends again."
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"Turk, we just got invited to Linda's Jack and Jill bridal shower."
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"Do you mind if I use your diabetes to get out of it?"
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"...it's bat-killing time."
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"Others can be torn apart by the loss of a common enemy."
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"Same times a thousand, big guy."
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"turns out all we needed was a little time."
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"No, thanks."
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"Step aside!"
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"One thing I've learned is to never play Operation against a surgeon for money."
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"That depends. What are we talking about?"
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"- Let's play again. - No."
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"Every time I hit the buzzer, I'll act like I'm getting electrocuted."
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"You want a cookie?"
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"You bartend three shifts."
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"Since I dumped Elliot and broke her heart, she couldn't be there for me."
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"- Our dad. - Right. Air hockey?"
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"Oh, hello. Women are checking me out lately."
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"More likely it was the pledge I made not to date anyone until Elliot did."
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"See, since then, the gals have been all over me."
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"Can I buy you a drink?"
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"Very impressive, but I'm sorry."
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"I was talking to Dr Bromberg about switching shifts"
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"She is marrying this guy that has been a father to me"
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"and now I need you to do the honours."
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"Have her come in. I'll prescribe anti-depressants."
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"The key to sleeping in the on-call room is to block the noises around you,"
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"... on-call-room nookie."
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"Hello, my old friend. How I've missed you."
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"if a guy caught his brother with his ex-girlfriend, he'd rub his ass out."
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"The question you should ask is, "Mind if I diddle your ex?""
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"And a great big congratulations on your ongoing streak"
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"It was my turn to let Dan have it, but I wasn't mad."
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"- Dan... - J.D., let me explain."
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"I came to see you. I ran into Elliot, and it happened. A one-time thing."
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"I'm OK with it."
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"Elliot's amazing. Smart, funny, hot. I was in a dark place, and she saved me."
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