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Clips from South Park - Spookyfish (S02E02)

"Be warned, all scenes will be accompanied by pictures of Barbara Streisand."
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"Oh nice costume dude, who're ya supposed to be, Luke Perry?"
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"- What? - I had to stay home today because my mother wasn't feeling well."
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"She has the flu and I wanted to take care of the house so she could stay in bed."
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"What the hell are you talkin' about Cartman?"
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"Oh, then we can enter the carving contest."
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"Dude this is creepy."
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"Stanley, look who's here, Aunt Flo."
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"- Hey Stanley, I brought you and Shelly presents.- Wow really! Hey I love aunt, Flo."
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"- Do I have to? - Yes you do."
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"Man you guys are hella-stupid. If I had money I wouldn't give it to you ass holes."
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"Well at least he's back to normal."
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"- That's not cool! - You guys are just hella-jealous."
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"Thought maybe you could use some provisions?"
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"There's some candles and food in there. Ain't much but it should get"
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"you through the night. Take care folks I've got other houses to get to."
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"I'm not gonna look."
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"It's not closer. I'm just seeing things."
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"Shh, It's OK hun it's OK. Your such a good boy, mommy's little angel."
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"You're not gonna get away with this."
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"It's about time Kenny did you bring the pumpkin?"
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"Well where is it?"
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"- What the hell is that?! - It's all I could afford."
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"Oh great he's got that stupid beard on again."
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"Just best friends, Best friends are weeee!"
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"- You seem tired Stan. - I haven't been sleeping well."
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"- Oh, that sucks dude. - Hey dudes. Man it's hella-cold out here."
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"- Cartman? - Who'd you expect Moury Povich? God, you're hella-lame."
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"- You can't be standing their Cartman. - Why the hell not?"
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"- I can't believe what I'm seeing. - It's like I'm looking at a mirror."
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"Dude, this is hella-weird."
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"Ya, no biggie but I was wondering if you've seen any of them?"
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"Nobody's gonna take my baby away from me. Nobody!"
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"Well, I was just standing around and Stan and Kyle were being really mean"
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"He's my evil twin? But he doesn't even look that much like me."
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"He's all fat and stuff. He's hella-lying."
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"Of course. My pet goldfish must be from the evil opposite universe too!"
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"- This is amazing. I can't believe how nice you are Chef. - How do you mean?"
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"In my world, you're a skinny, white insurance salesman."
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"Whoa, what's wrong with your head? Why are you shaking like that?"
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"- Cartman! - Dude, this is hella-cool."
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"- Aunt Flo, where did you get this goldfish? - I got it from the pet store, Stanley."
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"I believe it was called the "Indian Burial Ground Pet Store" just outside of town."
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"- It was the fish! - What a good baby. What a good son I have."
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"There can't be that many pet stores in South Park dude."
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"- Ha ha. Man this is hella-funny. - What's so funny about that?"
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"No Kitty that's my pot pie!"
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"My fluffy old pal. Yes, that's it, that's my mister Kitty. Ya."
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"DON'T PLAY WITH MY KITTY!"
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"You suck dude."
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"- You've been drinking. - That's right, I'm a little drunk."
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"- Ya dude. - Dammit! Just like all the other returns."
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"I don't know. I was drunk."
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"- Sharon? - Yes hon?"
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"- Oh Randy I just don't know what to do any more. - What is it?"
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"Look pal, this is very simple. All I want to do is return this fish."
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"You have to have a sign that says: Warning! These pets are from an evil parallel universe."
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"but, by golly, you're gonna take this fish back."
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"and let these great people of the Wampanoa rest in peace."
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"You kick ass Evil Cartman!"
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"And you know what I like best about you? You don't say hella like our Cartman does."
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"- We're looking for Cartman. The trail ended here. - Where is he?"
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"Eh thank you guys. I certainly like you more than in my evil parallel universe."
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"They got me!"
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"- So when are we gonna buy a pumpkin to carve? - Let's use Kenny's squash."
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"What'd do spend, about a buck fifty on those?"
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"- We're here to take you back goody two-shoes. - Oh. I got a better idea."
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"- C'mon Mister Wholesome, we're taking you back to our universe. - Don't touch me!"
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"- What the hell's goin' on, Cartman never hits us. - Alright just stand there Cartman."
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"This gingerfication gun will send you back to our universe."
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"Oh wait, you guys are from the evil parallel universe?"
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"Stan and Kyle have come to take me back to my world. I don't wanna go back."
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"Don't worry Evil Cartman, you're staying with us."
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"- Leave him alone butt hole! - Shut your trap kid!"
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"- Sorry Cartman. We like Evil Cartman better. See ya. -What?"
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"- Which one is the good Cartman? - I am."
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"Stop wasting time Cartman. We got to send one of you back to the universe."
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"He is."
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"It's the only way you can be sure. We have to both go for the good of the world."
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"- How did you guys know? - Our Cartman would never say anything like that."
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"The following program is brought to you in Spooky Vision."
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"I wonder why Cartman wasn't in school today?"
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"He probably just ditched to avoid that spelling test."
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"Cartman, how come you weren't in school today?"
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"You guys, you're so funny."
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"No matter how I'm feelin' I can always count on you guys to lighten me up."
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"I just wanted to catch you guys to see if we were assigned any homework tonight."
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"Stop screwin' around dude. We're all gonna go meet at the store later to buy pumpkins to carve."
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"I'll run home and get money from mother, do you guys need some to?"
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"- Hello Stanley, remember me? - Hi Aunt Flo."
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"Now Stanley, Aunt Flo only visits once a month. Be nice."
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"OK, Shelly, this one's for you."
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"It's a television, CD player, surround sound home theater."
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"- What do you say Shelly? - Thank you, Aunt Flo."
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"OK Stanley, your turn."
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"Your very own fish!"
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"- What do you say Stanley? - I don't know?"
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"I think he likes it. C'mon Shelly let's hook up your home theater."
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"- How do you like your fish Stanley? - I don't like it. It's spooky."
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"Oh now what's so spooky about a cute little goldfish. Go put him in your room."
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"- Dammit! - Language!"
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"- Where've you been, dude? - Dude, my mom's having her monthly visitor."
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"- Aunt Flo? - Ya. Every time she shows up my mom turns into a total bitch."
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"Ya I wonder why he's being so nice."
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"- Here he comes. - Hey Cartman, did you bring us money from your mom?"
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"- Heh. Ya right you guys can kiss my black ass. - You said you could get us money Cartman."
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"Ya but we can't get a pumpkin so we can't enter the carving contest."
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"- It's OK. Kenny said he could get one. - Oh, how's Kenny gonna get one? He's hella-poor."
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"- Why do you keep saying hella fat ass? - Cause I'm hella-cool that's why."
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"- Good night Stanley. We'll-a see you in the morning. - Can you leave the light on, dad?"
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"Well it has to be off or your Aunt Flo will complain about wasting electricity."
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"- I wish Aunt Flo didn't have to visit now. - Ya, me too,"
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"but she only visits your mom for five days or so. I'll be out sleeping on the couch."
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"Where'd he go?"
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"Give me this."
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"Kenny you share that blanket with your brother?"
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"Who the hell could that be?"
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"Hi there folks. This is a heck of a storm out here."
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"Kenny, wasn't that your fat, racist, foul-mouth friend Eric Cartman?"
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"- Mom! Mom! - Stanley, settle down."
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