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Clips from Nathan for You - Horseback Riding/Man Zone (S03E03)

"and I graduated from one of Canada's top business schools"
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"Now I'm using my knowledge"
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"to help struggling small business owners make it"
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"out of charging people to do just that,"
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"unless, of course, you're overweight."
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"so, you know, we're not gonna allow"
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"should be able to mount a horse,"
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"so I paid her a visit with a way to help."
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"You know, it's nice to think about your horses and all,"
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"there's a big risk the animal will buckle"
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"and suffer severe or even fatal injuries."
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"Joy would be able to expand her customer base"
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"to a totally unserved market."
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"- Sometimes it's not about, you know,"
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"Imagine if you were the only place that"
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"- But I don't, I mean..."
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"of adding more until each customer"
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"but I still had to factor in"
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"the result would be disastrous."
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"With a horse's life at stake,"
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"that would protect the balloons from any punctures."
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"but unlike branches, birds are a moving target"
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"to see if there were any nonlethal ways"
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"to the clerk to see if he had any other ideas,"
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"but that's when his mood soured."
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"- I disagree."
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"- It says "uh-oh" like that every time?"
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"but that's when it occurred to me"
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"to put my idea to the test."
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"And after doing an official weigh-in..."
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"275."
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"to bring him under the weight limit."
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"But as he started getting strapped in,"
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"- There's three massive balloons ha... attached to a man."
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"I mean, that's a medical device he's wearing."
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"- Right."
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"Just because he's a larger man"
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"- Mm-hmm."
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"- With the normal riders promising to be respectful"
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"I feel good."
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"so the ride could begin."
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"♪"
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"until my balloon protection system was put to the test"
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"opening his mouth to say, "Nice work.""
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"- I'm not sure about that one,"
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"- No offense, I don't think"
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"anyone's gonna remember you for that."
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"- Well, a legacy isn't always something you get to choose,"
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"will be your legacy."
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"one of my signature articles of clothing,"
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"has been a windbreaker made by Taiga,"
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"a popular outerwear company based out of my hometown"
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"so you can imagine my horror"
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"when I recently discovered that Taiga"
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"the company refused to explain their actions."
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"of the German-engineered windbreaker,"
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"was actually shamed by a member of his synagogue"
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"He was really quite incensed."
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"- I don't think you should promote a business"
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"Summit Ice, I had a custom softshell jacket"
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"designed to my specifications."
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"I needed my brand to stand for something,"
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"as the first outdoor apparel company to openly promote"
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"6 million Jews died in the Holocaust, approximately."
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"that made the jacket look really cool,"
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"So I arranged a meeting with L.A.-based rabbi Shalom Denbo"
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"to get his guidance on how to convey"
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"- See, "deny nothing," okay,"
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"that immediately focuses the viewer on,"
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"with the Holocaust."
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"An armband. - Right."
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"You need to see images to know,"
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"so I reached out to a local outdoor store"
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"whose manager seemed interested in carrying our brand."
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"- With the manager intrigued, we set up a time"
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"some of the top women's fashions on the Burbank strip."
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"- It could be because, in a neighborhood"
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"this store is pretty boring."
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"um, but..."
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"- That's... sure, that makes sense."
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"- I never... I've, in fact, never heard"
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"- Okay."
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"- Susan was on board, and we decided"
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"for the new Man Zone."
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"So the next day, I had my team bring in"
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"all we had to do was wait for the first couple to come in"
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"to see if my Man Zone would work."
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"so that means while the lady shops,"
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"[both laugh]"
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"So, if you wanna come hang out there"
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"so take as much time as you need."
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"The guy's girlfriend was leisurely shopping,"
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"while back in the Zone..."
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"Nice catch."
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"Hanging out, grabbing a brewski,"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Big tackle coming."
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"I thought he was having a good time,"
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"but then, something bad happened."
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"and go back to his girlfriend after only four minutes."
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"And even worse, moments later, they left the shop entirely."
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"So when the next couple came in,"
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"- That's not good."
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"- Gotta let it set."
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"As he was relaxed and enjoying his beer."
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"You know what I like more than anything?"
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"- Guy on top, girl on the bottom."
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"Nothing's wrong with that."
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"- It feels much... so much better without a condom,"
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"You pull out, you're fine, right?"
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"- As long as you pull out. - That's the key."
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"[both laugh] Yeah!"
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"I did it."
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"As long as we were talking about sex,"
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"I just like to see everything, man, you know."
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"may never really understand what guys need..."
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"where guys could be themselves."
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"when I was able to ejaculate in another position,"
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"- So with the rabbi's blessing,"
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"- Um..."
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