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Clips from The Simpsons - Treehouse of Horror (S02E02)

"Thanks for your attention."
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"But it was too late. End of story."
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"I heard that in the third grade. It's not scary."
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"I call it, Bad Dream House."
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"-That's all. Sign here. -There you are."
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"-I'm glad there's a curse here. -Huh?"
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"Well, it's all ours!"
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"It just seems too good to be true."
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"Get out."
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"-Homer! What's this in the corner? -I don't know."
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"Hey, pretty slick."
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"I can feel an evil presence in here."
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"Children, get your coats. We're leaving right now."
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"It's got great high ceilings!"
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"Tell you what. Let's sleep on it. Okay?"
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"They all must die."
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"I'm in the kitchen, Homer."
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"What's going on out here?"
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"We're leaving."
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"-You said you'd sleep on it. -I don't care."
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"When you sold me the house you didn't mention one thing."
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"You didn't tell me it was built on an Indian burial ground!"
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"No, you didn't!"
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"That's not my recollection!"
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"Your eyes will burst and some horrible stuff..."
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"Stop saying those horrible things and show some manners!"
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"-Make the walls bleed. -No."
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"Come on! Do it! Do it! Do it!"
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"Don't talk that way."
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"-Hey, listen, lady-- -Oh, don't call me lady."
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"-Can I think about this? -Sure."
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"Life with the Simpsons."
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"What choice do I have?"
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"Well, that last story was a warmup for this macabre tale I call:"
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"Hungry Are the Damned."
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"I'll just turn on the trusty bug zapper."
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"Huh?"
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"We mean you no harm."
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"-You speak English. -I'm speaking Rigelian."
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"...and challenge your intellect."
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"Here you go. Take all you want, but eat all you take."
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"Come, Earthlings, eat. Grow large with food."
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"-What are you looking at, buddy? -Your wife's quite a dish."
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"We get over a million channels from the far reaches of the galaxy."
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"Here's our achievement in amusement technology."
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"Oh, we wouldn't want to spoil our appetite for..."
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"This will give the humans the perfect flavor."
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"If you don't believe me, look at this book I found."
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"-She's right. -You have stopped eating."
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"Nobody, but nobody, eats the Simpsons."
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"-Good God! Is this some kind of joke? -No, they're serious."
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"Hey, it's Halloween. Put the book away."
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"For your information, I'm about to read a tale by Edgar Allan Poe."
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"Once upon a midnight dreary"
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"Over many a quaint and curious Volume of forgotten lore"
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"-Just some visitor-- -I muttered"
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"Only this and nothing more"
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"Vainly I had sought to borrow From my books surcease of sorrow"
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"The silken sad uncertain rustling Of each curtain thrilled me"
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"A visitor at my chamber door And nothing more"
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"Or Madam, truly your Forgiveness I implore"
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"You know what's scarier?"
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"Back into the chamber turning My soul within me burning"
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"In stepped a Raven Of the days of yore"
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"Respite from thy Memories of Lenore"
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"On the pallid bust Just above my chamber door"
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"His eyes have the seeming Of a demon that is dreaming"
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"My soul from out that shadow That lies floating on the floor"
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"Oh, no, Marge. Come on, please."
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"Oh, I hate Halloween!"
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"Hello, everyone."
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"You know, Halloween is a strange holiday. I don't understand it."
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"...things on TV that are inappropriate for children."
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"Things like the next half-hour. Nothing bothers my kids."
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"If you have sensitive kids, maybe you should tuck them into bed..."
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"Wait a minute. Let's see what the kids are up to."
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"And the policeman on the phone said:"
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"We traced the call. It's coming from the floor below you! Get out!"
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"-Is too. -Is not."
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"-Fine! Then you tell one scarier. -Flashlight, please."
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"-I can't believe how cheap it was. -Motivated seller."
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"Well, he must have been motivated."
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"So we got a deal for once. Quit fighting it."
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"-Did not! -Did too!"
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"This kitchen certainly could use a woman's touch."
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"Quit throwing garbage into our dimension."
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"Mom! Dad! Help!"
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"Okay, boy, let's see you talk yourself out of this one."
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"-Evil? -Quiet. You're scaring your mother."
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"Wait. It's only natural there would be things wrong with a home like this."
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"It's a fixer-upper. What's the problem?"
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"I won't live in this evil house just to save money."
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"We're not talking about a few dollars. We're talking a few thousand dollars!"
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"-All right. If anything happens-- -What could happen?"
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"They are all against you, Bart."
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"You must kill them all. They all must die."
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"Yes, I am."
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"Lisa. Lisa."
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"The butcher knife, Lisa."
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"They are all against me."
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"Marge. Oh, Marge."
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"-Homer! Bart! Lisa! Maggie! Stop it! -Sorry, Dad."
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"-Sorry, Bart. -Sorry, Mom."
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"...but we've never had knife fights. I blame this house."
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"Mom! Dad! Look!"
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"-It's an ancient Indian burial ground. -Man, this place has everything!"
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"An ancient Indian what?"
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"Mr. Plott? Homer Simpson here."
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"Yeah? Well, all right. Goodbye."
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"-He says he mentioned it. -Let's go, kids."
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"You will die."
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"You will die slowly."
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"Your stomach will swell. Your intestines will writhe and boil."
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"Look. I've never been so angry. My hands are shaking."
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"Better than your eyes bursting."
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"-Do it again. -What?"
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"We own you. Let's see some blood."
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"-I don't have to entertain you. -Do it! Do the blood thing."
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"Why are you scaring us? To keep us from getting close..."
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"-...and maybe even loving you? -Leave me alone."
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