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Modern Family (2009) - Career Day (S04E04)

Title	Season	Episode
The Kiss	2	2
Earthquake	2	3
Strangers on a Treadmill	2	4
Unplugged	2	5
Halloween	2	6
Chirp	2	7
Manny Get Your Gun	2	8
Mother Tucker	2	9
Dance Dance Revelation	2	10
Slow Down Your Neighbors	2	11
Our Children, Ourselves	2	12
Caught in the Act	2	13
Bixby's Back	2	14
Princess Party	2	15
Regrets Only	2	16
Two Monkeys and a Panda	2	17
Boys' Night	2	18
The Musical Man	2	19
Someone to Watch Over Lily	2	20
Mother's Day	2	21
Good Cop Bad Dog	2	22
The One That Got Away	2	24
Dude Ranch	3	1
When Good Kids Go Bad	3	2
Phil on Wire	3	3
Door to Door	3	4
Hit and Run	3	5
Go Bullfrogs!	3	6
Treehouse	3	7
After the Fire	3	8
Punkin Chunkin	3	9
Express Christmas	3	10
Lifetime Supply	3	11
Egg Drop	3	12
Little Bo Bleep	3	13
Me? Jealous?	3	14
Aunt Mommy	3	15
Virgin Territory	3	16
Leap Day	3	17
Send Out the Clowns	3	18
Election Day	3	19
The Last Walt	3	20
Planes, Trains and Cars	3	21
Disneyland	3	22
Tableau Vivant	3	23
Baby on Board	3	24
Bringing Up Baby	4	1
Schooled	4	2
Snip	4	3
The Butler's Escape	4	4
Open House of Horrors	4	5
Yard Sale	4	6
Arrested	4	7
Mistery Date	4	8
When a Tree Falls	4	9
Diamond in the Rough	4	10
New Year's Eve	4	11
Party Crasher	4	12
Fulgencio	4	13
A Slight at the Opera	4	14
Heart Broken	4	15
Bad Hair Day	4	16
Best Men	4	17
The Wow Factor	4	18
The Future Dunphys	4	19
Flip Flop	4	20
Career Day	4	21
My Hero	4	22
Games People Play	4	23
Goodnight Gracie	4	24
Suddenly, Last Summer	5	1
First Days	5	2
Larry's Wife	5	3
Farm Strong	5	4
The Late Show	5	5
The Help	5	6
A Fair to Remember	5	7
ClosetCon '13	5	8
The Old Man & the Tree	5	10
And One to Grow On	5	11
Under Pressure	5	12
Three Dinners	5	13
iSpy	5	14
The Feud	5	15
Spring-A-Ding-Fling	5	16
Other People's Children	5	17
Las Vegas	5	18
A Hard Jay's Night	5	19
Australia	5	20
Sleeper	5	21
Message Received	5	22
The Wedding, Part 1	5	23
The Wedding, Part 2	5	24
The Long Honeymoon	6	1
Don't Push	6	2
The Cold	6	3
Won't You Be Our Neighbor	6	5
Queer Eyes, Full Hearts	6	7
Three Turkeys	6	8
Strangers in the Night	6	9
Haley's 21st Birthday	6	10
Valentine's Day 4: Twisted Sister	6	14
Connection Lost	6	16
Closet? You'll Love It!	6	17
Spring Break	6	18
Grill, Interrupted	6	19
Knock 'Em Down	6	20
Integrity	6	21
Patriot Games	6	22
Crying Out Loud	6	23
American Skyper	6	24
Summer Lovin'	7	1
The Day Alex Left for College	7	2
The Closet Case	7	3
She Crazy	7	4
The Verdict	7	5
The More You Ignore Me	7	6
Phil's Sexy, Sexy House	7	7
Clean Out Your Junk Drawer	7	8
White Christmas	7	9
Playdates	7	10
Spread Your Wings	7	11
Clean for a Day	7	12
Thunk in the Trunk	7	13
The Storm	7	14
I Don't Know How She Does It	7	15
The Cover-Up	7	16
Express Yourself	7	17
The Party	7	18
Man Shouldn't Lie	7	19
Promposal	7	20
Crazy Train	7	21
Double Click	7	22
Thanksgiving Jamboree	8	7
The Alliance	8	8
Snow Ball	8	9
Ringmaster Keifth	8	10
Sarge & Pea	8	11
Do You Believe in Magic	8	12
Episode #8.13	8	13
Heavy Is the Head	8	14
Finding Fizbo	8	15
Basketball	8	16
Pig Moon Rising	8	17
Five Minutes	8	18
Frank's Wedding	8	19
All Things Being Equal	8	20
Alone Time	8	21
The Graduates	8	22
Lake Life	9	1
Catch of the Day	9	3
Sex, Lies & Kickball	9	4
It's the Great Pumpkin, Phil Dunphy	9	5
Ten Years Later	9	6
Winner Winner Turkey Dinner	9	7
Brushes with Celebrity	9	8
Tough Love	9	9
No Small Feet	9	10
He Said, She Shed	9	11
Dear Beloved Family	9	12
In Your Head	9	13
Written in the Stars	9	14
Spanks for the Memories	9	15
Wine Weekend	9	16
The Escape	9	21
Clash of Swords	9	22
I Love a Parade	10	1
Kiss and Tell	10	2
A Sketchy Area	10	3
Torn Between Two Lovers	10	4
Good Grief	10	5
On the Same Paige	10	6
Did the Chicken Cross the Road?	10	7
Kids These Days	10	8
Putting Down Roots	10	9
Stuck in a Moment	10	10
A Moving Day	10	11
Blasts from the Past	10	12
We Need to Talk About Lily	10	14
SuperShowerBabyBowl	10	15
Red Alert	10	16
The Wild	10	17
Stand by Your Man	10	18
Yes-Woman	10	19
Can't Elope	10	20
Commencement	10	21
A Year of Birthdays	10	22
New Kids on the Block	11	1
Snapped	11	2
Perfect Pairs	11	3
Pool Party	11	4
The Last Halloween	11	5
A Game of Chicken	11	6
The Last Thanksgiving	11	7
Tree's a Crowd	11	8
The Last Christmas	11	9
The Prescott	11	10
Legacy	11	11
Dead on a Rival	11	12
Spuds	11	14
Baby Steps	11	15
I'm Going to Miss This	11	16
Finale Part 1	11	17