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Clips from The Simpsons - Homer the Moe (S13E13)

"The Bridge column."
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"That's odd. He's outside digging."
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"There's no drugs out there."
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"It's not a school project. I'd have heard of it."
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"Digging. Why?"
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"A hole for what?"
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"Okay, then."
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"Kids shouldn't have secrets."
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"Digging for anything in particular?"
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"Nuh-uh."
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"This thing pays for itself."
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"Well, that's quite a hole you're digging."
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"You know, a hole is a great place to hide when people are fighting."
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"Are there angry people in your house?"
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"You keep digging like this, you're gonna go straight through to China."
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"If it happens, it happens."
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"But Morlocks are from the future."
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"Yeah. How'd you know the Chinese were spying on you?"
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"Well, I just naturally assumed."
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"You're lucky I let you in here."
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"Now you see? That's what I'm talking about."
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"I serve you drinks,"
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"What do you call this?"
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"How did I lose my passion for the job?"
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"When I was in bartending school,"
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"Yeah. Maybe you should... What's the expression?"
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"But who'll run the bar while you're gone?"
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"Pick me, Lenny!"
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"Woo-hoo!"
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"Oh, don't look so proud. That was wind-assisted."
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"tell them to go to hell!"
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"People buy beer from you."
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"Ah, geez. The old college clock."
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"Man, when's the last time Moe cleaned this?"
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"Well, I don't know. What would Moe say about that?"
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"But on the other hand, Moe's not here."
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"Sorry. Sorry."
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"Had two big horns"
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"Don't worry. You got to hit it just right, like Fonzie."
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"None."
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"I don't get it."
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"What's the gag?"
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"Professor, I'm... I'm burned out on bartending."
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"But now, well, I'm not so sure."
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"Well, no wonder you're depressed working in that environment."
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"Nice hole, nice soul. Hmm."
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"Do you have a cure for cancer? Because that would be great!"
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"before you go swimming?"
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"Professor?"
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"Oh."
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"Hmm."
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"I'm a-walking down the street"
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"Gonna open Moe's bar"
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"Hey, look at that dog..."
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"Teen vandals smashing the bar! Moe's gonna kill me!"
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"And now I want you to meet the guy"
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"Hi, Formico. Uh-uh-uh."
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"Sorry. He seems nice."
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"Just leave the bottle."
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"Wow. It looks like an alien headquarters."
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"Looks like a long wait to get in."
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"Yeah. You like it, Homer?"
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"That one ain't moving."
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"Okay, look cool."
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"You'd be having a great time if you'd stayed in your dark spot."
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"Oh, so you're ashamed of us."
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"Hey! Nobody calls Moe St. Cool a phony!"
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"All this yelling is taking away my horny."
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"Is it? Oh, that's it... That... Dagmar, Julian."
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"The kind Moe's used to be."
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"Now help me nail up this urinal."
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"Running a bar is a full-time job,"
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"My diet lets me eat anything I want for one minute a day."
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"in my head, neck, and navel."
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"Hiya, pal. So how about them current events?"
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"Oh, you got one of them cell phones, huh?"
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"Unless you're being ironic, turn that off now."
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"I'm glad you ain't around to see what a mess I made."
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"Oh, but I am."
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"Are they, Moe? Take a look."
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"Oh!"
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"I won't drink at Moe's!"
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"I won't drink at Moe's!"
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"Barkeep!"
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"As soon as you finish cutting up those lemons."
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"But you're not even using them."
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"How could I toss my friends out into the cold"
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"Leonard what's-his-name Herman Munster motorcade"
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"You symbiotic, stupid jerk"
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"Michael, are you sure these guys are millionaires?"
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"Come on. Would a poor person have a bar in his garage?"
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"I can't go with Lenny watching."
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"Forget it."
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"Hunting club?"
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"You're right."
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""engage in the sport of hunting. ""
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"Lemons."
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"It's the law. My hands are tied."
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"Come on, turkey! Join your friends!"
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"Do you really think the turkey's"
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"All right. From now on, no talking."
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"Oh, that actually feels good after the crotch."
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"A turkey!"
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"My leg! Oh, geez!"
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"Dad, you shot Moe!"
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"How'd they get your bar back to normal so quickly, Moe?"
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"All right, I'm sorry. But I will not save the rain forest!"
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"Good enough. Let's eat."
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"And we should all be thankful to Michael, Peter, and Mike"
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"The Simpsons"
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"What are you reading, Homie?"
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"Oh, look at that, "Dad and Drabble. ""
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"He's like an unfunny version of me."
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"Where's Bart? His Mountain Dew's getting flat."
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"Probably digging for drugs."
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"No, of course not."
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"I'd better go check it out."
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"What are you doing?"
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"To make a hole."
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"More digging."
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