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Clips from Family Guy - The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou (S05E05)

"Family Guy The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou"
Family Guy
"- It's Cleveland I'm worried about. - Peter, is this really necessary?"
Family Guy
"- Hey, uh, Joe... - Don't say it, Peter."
Family Guy
"Damn it! Come on! Come on!"
Family Guy
"Look, I just tapped my ball."
Family Guy
"Sorry, Chris, but I'm afraid I'm going to have to cancel my subscription."
Family Guy
"Listen, I think you're a real nice guy,"
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"but I've just decided to go with another paper."
Family Guy
"Hello, there, Kyle. You look nice today."
Family Guy
"I see you're wearing your big shorts with the baggy leg holes that flutter"
Family Guy
"Hey, Copernicus, why don't you navigate yourself to the back of the line"
Family Guy
"Hey, Peter, how was your golf game?"
Family Guy
"Had to deal with that all day. Thank you very much."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, look at Stewie!"
Family Guy
"Peter, didn't the little Chinese man"
Family Guy
"Come on, Lois, he's so cute."
Family Guy
""President Johnson, bring our boys home from Southeast Asia."
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"No, this new kid named Kyle keeps stealing all my customers."
Family Guy
"and you need to remind your customers of that."
Family Guy
"Are you having a bully day? I'm having a bully day."
Family Guy
"Is everyone having a bully day?"
Family Guy
"Oh, thank God we live in this time."
Family Guy
"- Stewie, what are you doing? - Just getting my bronze on, baby."
Family Guy
"Legs probably spread a little wider than they ought to be, but"
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"who gives a damn? This is just tan Stewie being tan Stewie."
Family Guy
"I have that shirt at home."
Family Guy
"Boys, boys, we can settle this like reasonable and sexy teenagers."
Family Guy
"Remember, you had a bully, too, when you were his age."
Family Guy
"My book report is on The Giving Tree."
Family Guy
"Maybe chew your food a little, champ."
Family Guy
"Brian, this is Devon."
Family Guy
"Devon just finished directing a movie."
Family Guy
"Hey, Brian, Brian, Brian,"
Family Guy
"And here's a copy of my last movie."
Family Guy
"It's essentially Brokeback Mountain from the point of view of the horses."
Family Guy
"Sir, will you please stop staring at me?"
Family Guy
"Where's the rest of ya?"
Family Guy
"You're making me sound like Michael Stipe."
Family Guy
"- What you did the other day was wrong. - You're not making this easy, Kyle."
Family Guy
"- Shut up, Kyle. - I'm Peter Griffin."
Family Guy
"You're a poop-nose."
Family Guy
"Everything's cool right now."
Family Guy
"- Well, I'd best be getting to work. - It's nighttime."
Family Guy
"You're damn right I'm gonna yell at you."
Family Guy
"You beat up a 13-year-old boy!"
Family Guy
"Would that make you happy if I was never born?!"
Family Guy
"I'm going to prison, aren't I?"
Family Guy
"You're haunting this house with your whiteness, Brian."
Family Guy
"But not too fast 'cause Stewie takes it slow..."
Family Guy
"I've been in there for six and a half hours, you son of a bitch!"
Family Guy
"Get the lotion! Put the lotion on me!"
Family Guy
"- Go on. - Slorry."
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"- Lois only buys me Mega Bloks. - They're the same thing, Peter."
Family Guy
"You know what, Lois? They are not the same thing."
Family Guy
"Hey, listen, uh, sorry about beating you up."
Family Guy
"Like that time I built that handmade electric razor."
Family Guy
"By gluing many razor blades to this ordinary desk fan,"
Family Guy
"I mean, bullying makes you feel pretty cool."
Family Guy
"doing it to someone else was pretty sweet."
Family Guy
"Hey, Lois, how come you keep punching yourself in the face?"
Family Guy
"- Knock it off! - You're gonna hurt yourself."
Family Guy
"- Ha! You're getting her good! - Hey, Stewie, nice sunburn."
Family Guy
"God, you horse's ass!"
Family Guy
"I-I thought you meant..."
Family Guy
"A few days?!"
Family Guy
"He said it looks benign. We'll just have to wait and see."
Family Guy
"Now we've got wrong-sounding Muppets!"
Family Guy
"Dad, get away from me!"
Family Guy
"Brian, I may only have one week to live"
Family Guy
"All right, if you're gonna make me do this, at least let me lead."
Family Guy
"I love you."
Family Guy
"- Olive juice? - Olive juice you, too."
Family Guy
"Hey, you nerds wanna see a puppet show?"
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, you're right, Lois."
Family Guy
"I should be bullying Randy Fulcher!"
Family Guy
"He's the jerk in all this."
Family Guy
"- Well, that's it for the list. - Not quite, Brian."
Family Guy
"Oh, squiggly line in my eye fluid,"
Family Guy
"Why only when I ignore you do you return to the center of my eye?"
Family Guy
"You don't have cancer. You're gonna be fine."
Family Guy
"Really?! Oh, thank God! Oh, thank God!"
Family Guy
"It's gonna be an old-fashioned father-son beat-off."
Family Guy
"This guy's got a monkey scrotum and he's bragging about it."
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"- I'm just a big jackass. - It's all right, Dad. I forgive you."
Family Guy
"Well, Lois asked me to watch Stewie for the afternoon."
Family Guy
"It's all right, I don't think the club will mind."
Family Guy
"Oh, boy, that was close."
Family Guy
"Will you please hurry up? It's 100 degrees out here."
Family Guy
"You're a worse parent than Britney Spears."
Family Guy
"I know, I know."
Family Guy
"Oh, I got to get that. I'll talk to you later."
Family Guy
"- I was just wondering... - Peter, I swear to God..."
Family Guy
"Every hole... that's a joke that just doesn't get old!"
Family Guy
"Come on, Glen! Come on, get your head in the damn game!"
Family Guy
"about his anger issues with this game?"
Family Guy
"Hey, hey, that's a stroke!"
Family Guy
"I just tapped my ball, Quagmire. Relax."
Family Guy
"Oh, relax? Oh, okay."
Family Guy
"Just tapped it again."
Family Guy
"Tap, tap, tap."
Family Guy
"Hey, Quagmire, you know it's not fun when you're like this."
Family Guy
"You want fun? Go home and buy a monkey."
Family Guy
"Boy, we've got a beautiful day for this."
Family Guy
"Hi, Mr. Herbert. Here's your paper."
Family Guy
"Cancel? But you love this paper."
Family Guy
"- so carelessly in the breeze. - Here's your paper."
Family Guy
"What are you doing here? Beat it, nerd."
Family Guy
"Thank you. Would you like to come inside"
Family Guy
"What's going on in my pants?"
Family Guy
"Looks like we got six more weeks of winter."
Family Guy
"with your feet and stand there with your shirt?"
Family Guy
"Well, Lois, you tied my golf shoes a little tight before I left the house."
Family Guy
"Peter, you took him out without any sunscreen?"
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"Maybe."
Family Guy
"You know the sun is dangerous for a baby's skin."
Family Guy
"than when you fed your mogwai after midnight."
Family Guy
"Hello, I'm Fran Drescher."
Family Guy
"What the deuce are you all staring at?"
Family Guy
"It's an unwinnable war...""
Family Guy
"Dad, I was wondering if I could borrow $17."
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