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Clips from The Goldbergs - Boy Barry (S03E03)

"I'll change Bill and make him the best best friend my husband could have."
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"You're just hearing specific words to suit your own horrible needs."
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"Just."
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"No! You're the best, dad."
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"ADULT ADAM: As my mom was preparing to fix my dad's best friend,"
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"Barry was ready to win Lainey's heart at all costs."
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"¶ Do you really want to hurt me?"
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"¶ Do you really want to... 'Sup, football team?"
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"Looking good, band nerds."
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"I'll tumble for you, Johnny Atkins."
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"¶ Words that burn me"
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"¶ Love is... ¶ Oh, my god! What did you tell him?"
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"That you're in love with another boy, George."
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"Hey, sweet baby girl."
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"Need a personal escort to class by Barry George?"
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"Damn it! I meant Boy Barry."
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"Point is, drink me in."
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"Oh, God! Stop! Don't do that."
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"What's the matter? You don't like it?"
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"On Boy George. Not on Barry Goldberg from Jenkintown."
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"You can't pull this off, dude."
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"But I cracked my piggy bank and everything."
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"We were just trying to teach you a lesson."
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"You've been so needy lately."
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"So, this was all a lie? You were just messing with me?"
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"How could you do this? You're my girlfriend."
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"I mean, do you really want to hurt me?"
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"Oh, my God. It's happening."
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"Do you really want to make me cry?"
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"He's saying it for real."
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"I'm sorry you think I'm so insecure."
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"Trust me, you don't need to worry anymore. We're done."
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"Thanks for inviting me over, Bev. This shrimp parm is delicious."
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"Anything for Murray's best friend."
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"Are you saying that I'm his best friend or did he say that?"
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"Tell me exactly what he said, word for word."
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"No, don't tell me. Tell me."
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"No, he said it. Yahtzee!"
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"Oh, my God. My heart is beating out of my chest."
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"Yes, it is very exciting."
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"And now that you two are best bros,"
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"you're not only important to him, you're important to me."
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"Thanks, Beverly. That means a lot."
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"Which is why I've decided, out of the goodness of my heart"
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"and because I'm a decent person"
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"who cares deeply for my husband, to change you."
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"Wait. Wh... What?"
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"Bill, you don't have a woman in your life"
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"telling you all the things you do that are wrong and stupid."
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"I will be that woman."
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"Actually, I really haven't missed that very much."
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"Look, I'm not trying to change who you are."
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"I just want to fix how you dress, drive, walk, talk, eat, think, and laugh."
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"That seems like almost all of me."
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"I don't understand what's happening."
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"Bup-bup. Don't move, let's start right there."
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"Huh?"
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"See? No need for the head tilt."
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"You're not a confused dog. You're a confused man."
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"Why the heck are you coming down on me so hard?"
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"Murray's mustache? The Hawaiian shirts?"
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"The defiant attitude?"
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"That's not the husband I created."
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"Oh, I see what's happening here."
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"You want to change me because I threaten you."
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"You threaten me?"
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"(LAUGHS) Oh-ho, please."
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"You used to call the shots with Murray,"
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"but now you're just passing through Bill country."
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"We'll see who calls the shots when I get him to shave off his mustache."
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"Don't you dare!"
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"He looks powerful and handsome, like a circus strongman."
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"Well, I think he looks like he's got (BLEEP) on his face."
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"Murray is an eagle that needs to soar,"
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"but you just want to lasso him back to the nest."
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"Oh, he soars!"
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"He soars big-time."
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"And I am the wind beneath his wings."
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"Oh, no, I am the wind that blows across the ocean,"
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"and Murray is but a leaf on my mighty gust."
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"You take that back!"
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"Never! There's a new force of nature in Murray's life."
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"(DEEPLY BLOWS)"
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"It's me!"
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"ADULT ADAM: Bill had started the mustache war,"
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"but my mom was gonna finish it."
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"It had been two days since Lainey embarrassed Barry, and he refused to let it go."
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"Hey. What do you want?"
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"Got you some grind wax for your BMX."
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"Thought I could go watch you jump stuff."
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"Sorry, you don't get to live the highs and lows"
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"that is bicycle motocross through me anymore."
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"I messed up."
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"You can't just break up with me. I love you."
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"Well, if that's how you treat someone you love, count me out."
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"Don't worry, he'll come crawling back when he realizes"
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"that he'll never get a girl like you ever again."
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"See, that's the whole problem."
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"For some reason, Barry is convinced I am out of his league."
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"I may have mentioned it once or twice..."
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"A day."
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"Oh, then you're gonna help me romance your brother and win him back."
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"Ew. Never."
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"Please! There has to be something I can do."
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"Like Chuck Norris. Barry loves that dude."
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"Maybe he can apologize for me."
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"Chuck seems like an accessible guy, right?"
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"Barry's written to Chuck a few times."
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"(CHUCKLING) I think that's a dead end."
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"Maybe I can jump something to impress Barry"
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"or body slam Adam or challenge an animal to a fight."
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"What's the name of that horse that Barry has a problem with?"
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"If you really want to fix this,"
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"just do a big, embarrassing display that says"
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""I love you, and I don't care if I look like an idiot saying it.""
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"If embarrassing myself gets me one more kiss"
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"from his drooly, cheeto-dusted lips, I'm in."
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"I'm sorry, I can't... I can't be with you right now."
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"I just can't."
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"ADULT ADAM: As Lainey plotted a way to show Barry her love,"
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