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Clips from Family Guy(1999) - The Dating Game (S15E15)

"♪ It seems today that all you see ♪"
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"♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪"
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"♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪"
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"I didn't have a sister."
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"Oh..."
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"Oh, I thought you asked me"
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"But first, Quahog says good-bye"
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"The restaurant has gone into foreclosure,"
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"Medieval Castle? I love that place."
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"medieval castle?"
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"Okay, I guess that's not my part."
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"Two bits. That's 25 cents in the Old West."
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"50 kroner."
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"Which, converted to American currency,"
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"is $7.40."
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"Do I hear a much higher bid, followed by shocked murmuring?"
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"We can't afford that."
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"(applause)"
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"Damn, it, we lost!"
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"And how long before I can take this out?"
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"if you wanted something, you just took it."
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"or have another couple beers and then just go for it?"
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"I'm gonna have to go home and get my pillow."
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"Yes, you heard me right, cancel my insurance."
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"All right, plan "B.""
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"Oh, such a good song."
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"Oh, I would love a Trader Joe's!"
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"Oh, yeah. Little guy's got scoliosis."
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"He just needs to wear this brace for a while"
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"to correct it. Oh, dear."
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"a "refrigerator door" year."
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"I'm too busy thinking about my hot date tonight."
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"But that's not what this is."
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"Yeah, thanks to Tinder, he's had a different girl"
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"And how about you, douche bag music producer Scott Storch?"
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"choice of wine, a couple of inspirational quotes,"
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"things I've learned from my cats..."
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"Okay, it says "Hey," and then a kissy face,"
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"(brace squeaking)"
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"And just for being such a trooper,"
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"Now, if I could just find someone"
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"(gasps) I think I found him."
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"isn't a complete bitch."
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"I wasn't telling you to go,"
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"Yeah, take off your pants and sit on the coffee table."
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"Okay."
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"♪ The moon is up ♪"
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"♪ The night is hazy ♪"
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"♪ In the shadows ♪"
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"♪ And no one else can find ♪"
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"directly behind home plate at Fenway."
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"(sniffs) Smells kind of gamey in here."
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"Swipe "yes" on Betsy. Swipe "yes" on Jennifer."
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"Swipe, swipe, swipe, swipe, swipe, swipe, swipe."
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"I don't have any friends,"
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"You got to stop this."
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"It looks like you haven't left this room in weeks."
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"No need to leave. They all come here."
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"I can take my glass eye out"
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"Let's, uh, let's just go."
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"I spanked somebody else's kid."
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"♪ ♪"
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"You got to get off Tinder."
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"♪ These are the weirdos you find on your phone ♪"
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"♪ Gonorrhea ♪"
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"♪ H.P.V.-ah ♪"
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"♪ 'Cause Tinder makes you so gross ♪"
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"♪ And for kids it's kind of tragic ♪"
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"♪ You're not even close ♪"
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"♪ With plenty of holes and prescriptions to fill ♪"
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"♪ 'Cause Tinder makes you ♪"
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"♪ So gross. ♪"
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"Brian! Brian!"
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"Is it, is it noticeable?"
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"The kids stopped cheering the second day."
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"Just give me a drink."
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"and I know when I'm upset, it's nice to let someone else in."
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"You don't need your phone."
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"Are you really gonna listen to a phone over me?"
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"Don't give up, Miniature Quagmire."
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"Give up on your attempt to convince real Quagmire"
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"with this woman who's right in front of him."
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"Sentences?"
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"And all it took was for us to hire"
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"and not that lady murderer that's been all over the news."
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"♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪"
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"I better tell Lois."
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"I have been advised to move these proceedings along"
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"$10,000! (all gasp)"
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"(all shouting)"
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"Good day, sir."
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"Cancel my husband's life insurance."
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"Prepare to fire."
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"Why, yes, I am."
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"every night this week."
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"and knock 'em out?"
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"And wearing a yin-yang necklace."
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"Gawk at the Elephant Man. Let's get it all out."
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"♪ Loosen up your body, baby, come undone ♪"
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"♪ Oh, my, my ♪"
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"Yeah, there's plenty of nice women out in the real world"
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"♪ And this also might surprise you ♪"
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"Did we...?"
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"(groans)"
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"Just pick her up and take her home."
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"I was just saying, I am upset about something."
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"Oh, oh, I just got chills."
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"(indistinct chatter)"
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"(crickets chirping)"
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"♪ All your married friends despise you ♪"
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"♪ On which we used to rely? ♪"
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"♪ Laugh and cry ♪"
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"♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪"
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"I got to say, some days I wish"
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"What? Nothing."
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"what was going on with my sister."
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"I did not."
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"Hey, look. Tom Tucker."
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"Good evening, I'm Tom Tucker."
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"Coming up, tonight's second story."
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