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Clips from The Bear - Ceres (S01E01)

"MICHAEL: Alright, so you guys wanna hear the story or what?"
The Bear
"MICHAEL: Hmm? Hmm?"
The Bear
"RICHIE: Let's go, let's go."
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"MICHAEL: Alright, here we go."
The Bear
"Here we go, here we go."
The Bear
"So we're at Ceres, right?"
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"Which was the, the bar at the bottom of"
The Bear
"the Board of Trade building, right?"
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"Just this little bar in the lobby, right?"
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"The thing is, the place opened at like 6:30 in the morning"
The Bear
"so that when traders, when they lost their ass"
The Bear
"when the market opened, they could just,"
The Bear
"you know, they could walk over and just get fuckin' hammered"
The Bear
"in this little fucking bar."
The Bear
"Anyway, the name Ceres,"
The Bear
"it was named after (burps)"
The Bear
"the Goddess of Agriculture."
The Bear
"-Sorry. -You and your fucking stories."
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"Someone's jealous they weren't invited, huh?"
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"(scoffs) I would not have gone."
The Bear
"You would've fuckin' gone."
The Bear
"Hey, Carmy, do some parm."
The Bear
"Yeah, I got you. I got you."
The Bear
"Anyway, on top of the building,"
The Bear
"there was like a statue of Ceres and her back,"
The Bear
"for all of you historians,"
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"was facing towards the east."
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"And that's because all the trading"
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"had just moved to the Midwest."
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"So the architect, John Storrs, legend has it,"
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"he built this statue-- It was like a, It was like a big "fuck you.""
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"RICHIE: Christ, wake me up when the story starts"
The Bear
"and the fucking class is dismissed."
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"MAN: He's trying to tell his story."
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"MICHAEL: I'm trying to tell the fucking story."
The Bear
"So anyway-- Just let me add this."
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"Anyway, so, the point is we're out all night,"
The Bear
"we're drunk as shit, we're fuckin' high as shit."
The Bear
"We figured the only place that's still open,"
The Bear
"of course, Ceres!"
The Bear
"And being 6:45 in the morning,"
The Bear
"we are right to assume that the place"
The Bear
"is gonna be a fuckin' ghost town, right?"
The Bear
"-No, no, no. Fuck off. -Yo, get the fuck outta here"
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"with those raisins."
The Bear
"Mom always added raisins!"
The Bear
"We are not fucking doing raisins."
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"Anyway, Cousin, was it a ghost town?"
The Bear
"It was not a ghost town."
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"MICHAEL: Not only was it not a ghost town,"
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"it was a fucking rager."
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"It was fucking packed!"
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"It was just like. (howls) Right?"
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"All fuckin' Blackhawk fans,"
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"and, Cousin, who was there?"
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"-Savvy. -Oh!"
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"-Get the fuck outta here! -Fucking Savvy!"
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"-Denis motherfucking Savard. -BOTH: Number 18!"
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"In the house!"
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"No, no, no. It does not stop there."
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"Chelios fuckin' Belfour, let's go!"
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"-Right? -SUGAR: Okay, that's cool."
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"The night before, Savvy had gotten inducted"
The Bear
"into the fuckin' Hockey Hall of Fame."
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"We walk into this giant fuckin' party."
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"I mean, it's going off, right?"
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"A fucking brouhaha."
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"And this motherfucker,"
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"he somehow, this curious fellow,"
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"he somehow gets his hands on-- What was it?"
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"It was like a, It was like a Ceres pamphlet or some shit?"
The Bear
"Yeah, it was behind the bar."
The Bear
"-Right, so he's-- -Behind the bar."
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"MICHAEL: He's reading aloud about the history"
The Bear
"of the Goddess of Agriculture,"
The Bear
"and somehow in that process he somehow decides"
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"that he too has this deep connection to, uh, to agriculture, right?"
The Bear
"So he takes out his phone,"
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"and he starts leaving this outgoing message, right?"
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"What was the fuckin' message?"
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""Hi, you have reached the voicemail"
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""of Richie Jerimovich,"
The Bear
"the Goddess of Agriculture.""
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"-(all laugh) -(overlapping chatter)"
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"So fuckin' stupid."
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"That shit is genius!"
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"So the goddess over here,"
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"he's trying to leave this message,"
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"but he's a puddle, he keeps fucking up."
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"It's just getting louder and louder and louder,"
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"and somehow with all the cacophony"
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"and all the fuckin' nonsense,"
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"with all the fuckin' hullabaloo,"
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"we hear this fuckin' voice ring out,"
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"and the voice says, "What are you doing?""
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"(laughs)"
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"Right?"
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"And right in front of us, this guy,"
The Bear
"he turns around, who was it?"
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"-Bill Murray! Bill Murray! -SUGAR: What?"
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"-Of course, it's Bill Murray. -(all shouting)"
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"Bill fuckin' Murray! He's right there."
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"Bill fucking Murray actually says to Richie,"
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"he says to him, he goes, "Why are you doing that?""
The Bear
"And Richie says, "Because it's funny.""
The Bear
"He fucking says that to Bill Murray, "Because it's funny.""
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"And Bill Murray says, "No, no.""
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"-RICHIE: "No, it's not." -"That is not funny.""
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"He goes, "Give me your phone.""
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"RICHIE: Yeah, yep."
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"And then he goes..."
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""What's your name?""
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"Right?"
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"I mean, Bill Murray says this to me."
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"The king."
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"Fuckin' Bill Murray."
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"Yeah, no, I understand who that is."
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"If you call me, you can hear it."
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"-I get it. -RICHIE: Call me."
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"-I-I-I-- -I still got it."
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