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Clips from Central Park - Garbage Ballet (S01E01)

"I wanna talk to you about trash. Let's trash talk."
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"Central Park gets nearly 200,000 visitors each day,"
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"and those visitors leave behind over 14 tons of trash every day."
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"Water bottles, pizza boxes,"
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"socks used as toilet paper, toilet paper used as socks,"
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"murder weapons: the stabby kind, the shooty kind,"
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"Halloween costumes that didn't work out..."
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"So, why doesn't the park look like a big green rectangular butt crack?"
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"One word: my best friend."
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"Owen Tillerman devised a brilliant system to remove all the trash."
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"He divided the park into 49 zones."
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"Electric carts pick up from each zone and transport that trash"
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"to drop spots along the main drives..."
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"where it is picked up by larger trucks"
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"that take it away to the 59th Street Sanitation Transfer Station."
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"It is then loaded onto barges"
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"and sent to some place that wants a lot of garbage, I hope."
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"Or it's launched into the sun. I don't know."
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"Anyway, this massive operation is a sight to behold."
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"You could call it a garbage ballet, if you wanted to, which I do."
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"There is a place"
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"Where the garbage goes"
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"When the world forsakes it"
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"Out on a barge"
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"Headed anywhere"
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"Someone will take it"
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"Efficient workers of sanitation"
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"Pick up the bags and load the truck"
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"With very careful evaluation"
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"Make very sure they're all filled up"
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"There is a place"
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"Where the garbage goes"
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"When the world forsakes it"
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"Out on a barge"
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"Headed anywhere"
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"Someone will take it"
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"But that beautiful dance isn't happening this week."
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"Why? Because Owen's incredible system started to break down when this happened:"
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"Flashback. "Trash-back"!"
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"What do you mean, you're at capacity? I don't understand."
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"-There's a capacity, and we're at it. -You always take our garbage."
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"Your trucks have been rerouted to Bensonhurst."
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"What? That's a two-hour trip!"
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"What, your trash doesn't like podcasts?"
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"By the time my trucks get there and back, I'll be buried in garbage!"
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"How is this happening?"
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"So now Owen's trash has been rerouted a borough away, to deepest Brooklyn,"
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"throwing his whole system out of whack."
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"Wanna know why? Two words: Bitsy."
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"Central Park? More like "Central Piles of Trash Everywhere.""
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"Look at that. I did that with one phone call to the mayor."
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"It was actually three phone calls."
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"Fine. We played phone tag. Then he was in the tunnel, and then the call dropped."
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"But still, same effect. Trash everywhere."
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"Throw this. See if you can get it into the park."
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"-Did you get it? -Yep, right where I wanted it."
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"So, here we are, in Owen's worst trash-mare."
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"Trash. So much trash."
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"Nothing can get clean."
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"But Owen's not the only one having a hard time."
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"Molly's had a really bad first kiss with her fella, Brendan."
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"She ate peanuts. He was allergic. There was an EpiPen involved..."
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"Anyway, she hasn't heard from him since."
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"-Great job. -Here, put your number in my phone,"
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"so it'll be easier to make arrangements to fight more crimes together."
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"Great idea. Now I'm going to kiss you."
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"And it's my first kiss, and it's gonna go great."
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"Why wouldn't it? There's nothing you've eaten recently that I'm allergic to,"
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"like peanut butter."
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"Plant it on me."
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"Five-second rewind, activate! Wipe, wipe, wipe."
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"Oh, my God! Somebody get me a bucket for my face."
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"I wiped my lips! Why isn't this working?"
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"Five-second rewind, activate!"
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"Help!"
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"Molly, we got a garbage crisis."
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"Maybe try to get your drawings right on the first try?"
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"I'm sorry. I was just kidding. I respect your artistic process."
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"No, it's not that."
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"Is it about kissing that boy and giving him an allergic reaction?"
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"Listen, listen, you have plenty of nonallergic kisses in your future."
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"I mean, I don't like to think about that a lot, but it's true."
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"Forget for a moment the total PTSD I'm gonna have for the rest of my life"
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"that won't cause any problems at all, romantically."
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"Where is he? Where is Brendan, Dad?"
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"Not on my phone! That's where he is... n't."
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"This is a lot. I'm backing out of your room."
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"Lovingly. It's not you, it's me."
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"I gotta-- I gotta go. I gotta bring this to your mom."
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"Wow. That is a lot of tissues, considering the garbage situation."
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"Forget I said that. Doesn't matter. Sorry you're sick."
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"It's just a lot of tissues."
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"-There's more under me. -Oh, my God."
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"Anyway, I'm great. I'm almost at work. Is this my stop?"
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"Babe, you need to rest. Stay in your tissue nest. Here, take this."
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"Thanks. I just had some five minutes ago."
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"It's okay to drink a lot of cough syrup, right?"
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"-Not really. -Oh, my God! Owen, there's a rat!"
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"Yeah, maybe too much cough syrup. That's Cole's sock."
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"-If that's a sock, why is it a rat? -I'm gonna get you some tea."
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"I don't wanna have to stay home in a rat house!"
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"-This is not a rat house. -All that garbage in the park?"
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"That means more rats, and that means rats are in our house."
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"I know it, I can feel it."
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"There aren't more rats in the park than usual. I promise."
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"I hate rats. Crawling on my stuff, pooping in my toothpaste..."
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"-Pooping in your toothpaste? -Pooping in our toothpaste!"
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"I'm gonna kill that rat. I'm gonna kill that sock too, just in case."
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"Oh, no, no. We don't kill animals or socks in this house."
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"Nobody's killing anything. We're 99% sure there aren't rats in the house."
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"-Everything's fine. -Cole, you're gonna be late for school."
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"-Where's your sister? -I'm right here in front of you."
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"You seem good."
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"Never better. Give Mommy a hug."
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"There's boogers on your forehead."
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"So what, Your Highness?"
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"I'm so glad we all agreed not to kill rats."
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"You seem so busy with your boogers, you probably don't have time to kill rats."
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"-Why are we talking about rats? -Exactly."
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"Cole, give Mommy a hug, but hold your breath."
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