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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Kris Kristofferson and Rita Coolidge (S03E03)

"♪ It's time to play the music It's time to light the light ♪"
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"♪ It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight ♪"
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"♪ It's time to put on makeup It's time to dress up right ♪"
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"♪ Celebrational Muppetational ♪"
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"and welcome again to The Muppet Show."
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"Well, ladies and gentlemen, here he is, Mr. Kris Kristofferson."
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"[swoons] Kris."
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"- All right. - ♪ Till the early morning light ♪"
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"♪ All I'm taking is your time ♪"
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"♪ And it's sad to be alone ♪"
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"I still do."
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"[fanfare plays]"
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"Ta-da!"
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"[groaning]"
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"Eleven, 12..."
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"- It did? - Yep. Suited him down to the ground."
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"[♪ My Wild Irish Rose]"
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"One fatso special!"
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"Well, I'm not really hungry,"
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"[chuckles] Yes, isn't that sweet, all that food?"
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"Thank you."
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"[♪ We're All Alone]"
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"♪ Outside, the rain begins ♪"
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"♪ And it may never end ♪"
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"♪ Roses do, lovers too ♪"
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"♪ No need to bother now ♪"
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"♪ He gave a loud knock He gave a loud call ♪"
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"♪ But while they there were merry making ♪"
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"Frogs don't go "woo, woo." They go "ribbit.""
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"Ah, oh, yes. Oh, that one."
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"Everything on this show walks and talks."
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"Yes. That was a little strange,"
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"- Hello, Gonzo. - Hi."
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"Say, how about a couple of autographs?"
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"- But, uh, Gonzo, you fell. - I know!"
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"♪ Hop a flight to Miami Beach or to Hollywood ♪"
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"♪ But I'm taking a Greyhound on the Hudson River line ♪"
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"♪ The New York Times ♪"
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"♪ I don't have any reasons ♪"
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"Hey, what about Animal? He hasn't ordered yet."
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"[♪ Hi-Diddle-Dee-Dee (An Actor's Life For Me)]"
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"and then we've heard the other one."
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"♪ La-la, la-la, la-la-la ♪"
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"[knocking on door]"
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"Kris Kristofferson and Rita Coolidge,"
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"Great. Uh, by the way, I hope you folks don't mind"
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"having to share a dressing room."
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"- Nah. - No, not at all."
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"Good. Come on in, guys!"
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"You can share Kris and Rita's dressing room!"
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"- Oh, boy! - [all growling]"
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"[drumroll]"
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"It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest stars"
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"♪ It's time to get things started ♪"
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"♪ Why don't you get things started? ♪"
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"♪ It's time to get things started ♪"
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"♪ This is what we call The Muppet Show ♪"
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"[hiccups]"
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"[hiccups] Uh, excuse me."
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"Thank you, thank you, thank you,"
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"We have a very special show tonight"
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"because we have not one but two special guest stars."
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"We have Mr. Kris Kristofferson and Miss Rita Coolidge."
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"- [cheers and applause] - Yeah."
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"- [clears throat] Kermie. - Uh, yes, Miss Piggy?"
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"I just want to thank you for letting me do this"
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"opening number with Kris."
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"- Oh, well, that's all right. - It's a very sexy number."
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"- I hope you won't be jealous. - [clears throat] Don't worry."
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"- Uh, you sure? - Positive."
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"Oh. [gasps]"
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"Kris, please!"
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"Kermie, you'd better introduce us. He just cannot wait."
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"[chuckling]"
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"Yeah. Uh, well, ladies and gentlemen, here he is..."
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"Kermie, I just want you to know, no matter what happens,"
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"it's you I love. Trust me."
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"Uh... yeah. OK."
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"[♪ Help Me Make It Through The Night]"
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"♪ Take the ribbon from your hair ♪"
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"- ♪ Shake it loose let it fall ♪ - [sighs]"
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"♪ Layin' soft against my skin ♪"
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"♪ Like the shadows on the wall ♪"
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"♪ Come and lay down by my side ♪"
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"- Take it! - ♪ Help me make it through the night ♪"
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"Oh, Krissie."
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"♪ We don't care who's right or wrong ♪"
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"♪ I don't try to understand ♪"
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"♪ Lord, tonight I need a friend ♪"
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"Oh, yes."
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"♪ Yesterday is dead and gone ♪"
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"♪ And tomorrow's out of sight ♪"
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"♪ Yes, tomorrow's out of sight ♪"
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"♪ So sad to be alone ♪"
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"[both] ♪ Help me make it through the night ♪"
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"♪ Help me make it hrough the night ♪"
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"[applause]"
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"You rascal."
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"- Wonderful! - Wonderful!"
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"♪ Copenhagen ♪"
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"[Kermit] OK, stagehands, strike Kris's number."
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"I'm introducing the dog act. Dogs on stage, please."
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"- Hey, Gladys. - Yeah, dear?"
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"- What's the soup du jour? - Same as yesterday."
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"Good. I'll have that and the chicken."
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"Now, how do you want your chicken?"
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"Baked, broiled or barbecued?"
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"I want the chicken for company!"
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"- [sighs] I hate to eat alone. - [clucks]"
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"For a second there I thought you was one of them weirdoes."
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"Hey, Gonzo, Kermit says you're on next."
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"- Oh, thank you. - It's OK, dear. You'll pay me later."
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"- Thank you. - You're finally gonna get to do"
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"- the old piano-balancing act? - Yeah."
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"You'll pay me now."
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"And now, ladies and gentlemen, the Great Gonzo,"
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"in a master feat of mathematical dexterity."
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"- Um, is he ready back there? - [monster] Uh, no, no."
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"- [Gonzo] I'm ready. - Yeah, yeah."
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"Uh... OK. The Great Gonzo,"
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