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Clips from Flight of the Conchords - Drive By (S01E01)

"Here you go, thanks. Next please?"
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"- Can I grab one of the apples, please? - Uh, you, sir?"
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"- And a... and a banana. - I think he was first."
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"No, you were first. What are you having, sir?"
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"- Uh, two apples. - All right."
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"Don't... don't forget to get me my, uh, banana."
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"Thanks."
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"Excuse me, sir, I'll just, um... get one of the apples, please."
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"- And a banana. - A banana."
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"Excuse me. Excuse me."
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"Excuse me."
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"Look, guys, I don't want any trouble here, all right?"
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"- I'm sorry? - Where are you from?"
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"- New Zealand. - Yeah, that's what I thought."
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"Why don't you get lost? I don't serve your kind here."
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"Um, I'd just like to buy an apple, please?"
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"- And... and a banana, Bret. - That one, thanks."
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"That apple isn't for sale."
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"Neila,"
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"can you go boil this in disinfectant?"
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"Thank you."
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"I don't want our customers complaining that our fruit"
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"tastes like New Zealanders."
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"Hmm."
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"Okay, well, thank you very much."
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"Yeah. Thanks, guys."
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"Okay, band meeting. Jemaine."
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"- Yes. - Bret."
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"What's wrong with being from New Zealand?"
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"Are you picking on Bret again, Jemaine?"
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"No, I... I didn't pick on him."
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"- It was a... - You're from New Zealand as well."
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"Yeah, I know that."
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"Murray... present. And I'm from New Zealand."
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"You're insulting me as well."
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"I didn't... but... but it wasn't even me that..."
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"You're hurting all of us when you bring down New Zealand, okay?"
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"- Stop it. - L... but I didn't pick on him."
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"Tension in the band."
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"Bret upset. All sorted now."
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"- Do we have any gigs, Murray or... - No."
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"Any band opportunities?"
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"Actually, Bret, something from your mom."
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"Here we are. You might like this."
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"I don't know what it is. It seems empty."
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"Oh, great. This is my favorite box."
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"And I got this from my mom."
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"Nothing from your mom, Jemaine."
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"So?"
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"I'm just saying, all right?"
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"I've got a DVD here"
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"that Mom recorded from TV shows back home."
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"I thought you might wanna watch it."
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"That's not a DVD, by the way."
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"Yes, it is. Dubbed video dub."
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"Oh, hello."
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"- Tech support. - Uh, sorry to interrupt."
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"Um, I got your memo."
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"You wanted to know when I'd be installing your new computer?"
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"- Yes. - Still 2:30."
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"Okay. Good. I'm still free then."
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"Okay. See ya."
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"Oh, this is my band I was telling you about."
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"- This is, uh, Jemaine. - How are ya?"
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"- Hi. Hi. - And this is Bret."
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"And this is... tech support advisor."
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"She's putting all the new computers in... in the office."
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"- Ahh. - Wow."
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"Upgrading from the old system now."
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"- They move fast now, don't they? - Hmm, yes."
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"Upgrading. Yeah."
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"We're just having a band meeting... talking about upcoming gigs,"
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"- that sort of thing. - Yeah, there's none."
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"- It's pretty rock and roll... - Right."
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"- The sort of thing we talk about... - Well, I gotta go."
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"- It was nice to meet you. Bye, guys. - Yeah."
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"- See you at 2:30. - Right."
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"You all right, Murray?"
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"I'm in love."
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"Who with?"
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"Her... from tech support."
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"What about your wife?"
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"- I'm separated. - Are you?"
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"- Are you? - Yes!"
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"You should have told us something."
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"I moved in with you guys for a month."
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"- I was upset, remember? - Oh, is that why you were there?"
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"Oh, come on, guys."
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"- You talked me down off the roof. - Ah, yes yes."
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"- Remember? - No."
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"And "The Dog Show" takes a break next week..."
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"That was a great episode of "The Dog Show.""
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"That guy was so rude to me."
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"- What guy? - The... the guy at the fruit shop."
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"Oh, yeah. Yeah."
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"It's unbelievable. He just insulted me."
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"He was all right."
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"No, he was racist."
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"And the guy told us to leave,"
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"said he wouldn't serve our kind."
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"- Yeah. - That's racist and a little bit rude."
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"Yeah. Well who knows what he could have meant?"
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"Channel 1... New Zealand's 1."
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"Coming up tonight at 8:00"
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"we have an episode of "What Have You Done to My House?""
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"And now it's time for everyone's favorite dragon, "Albi.""
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"- # In the Marmalade Forest # - # Forest #"
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"# Between the make-believe trees #"
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"# In a cottage-cheese cottage #"
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"- # Lives Albi # - # Albi #"
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"- # Albi # - # Albi #"
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"# Albi, the Racist Dragon. #"
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"Part six."
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"And so, all of the villagers chased Albi the Racist Dragon"
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"into a very cold and very scary cave."
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"It was so dark and so scary in there"
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"that Albi began to cry... dragon tears,"
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"which, as we all know,"
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"turn into jellybeans!"
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"Just then, he felt a tiny hand on his tail."
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