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Clips from The Simpsons (1989) - I'm Just a Girl Who Can't Say D'oh (S30E30)

"HOMER: My Three Kids."
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"Brandine, do I come off as a yokel or a hayseed?"
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"RALPH: Meow!"
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"And, Carl, do you think your character Ike Skidmore"
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"Yee-haw! A speaking part!"
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"Our curtain opens on sun-drenched fields"
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"Marge, surely you want me to stay."
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"Wait a minute, if this is a real gun, where's the prop?"
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"The Red Queen's not looking, I'll kiss your boo-boo."
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"Yeah, I know what you were just."
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"a hip-hop musical about our city's founder."
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"Beautiful, use it. Next."
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"Lenny, Mayor of Shelbyville and an ostrich."
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"with me where I didn't lose custody of something."
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"All right, but beware,"
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"(cawing, chirping)"
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"Homie, Homie."
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"(screeching)"
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"-Homie. Homie. -Blackbirds! Blackbirds!"
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"What are you dreaming about?"
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"Who said anything about quitting?"
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"Barry's not sitting cross-legged anymore."
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"(gibbering): I love you, Chloe."
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"Spotlight that singer."
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"Hmm."
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"Going live. Break a leg, everyone."
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"(piano playing)"
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"¶ Of our city's history ¶"
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"Cue camera three."
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"Cue Bart."
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"¶ Jebediah Springfield ¶"
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"¶ As buffalo were slain... ¶"
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"I did it. I directed a popular off-Broadway musical."
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"(burps)"
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"Well, you are versatile, darlin'."
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"You can play anyone in the trailer trash spectrum."
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"A-yeah, I'm a regular Benedict Cabbage-Patch."
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"Community thespians,"
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"Geez, don't make it into a song and dance."
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"Do they serve booze? Is it a baby fight club?"
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"Who's ready to do the wiggle worm dance?"
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"¶ And a wiggle worm waggles ¶"
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"Maggie! How long have you been here?"
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"Obviously lying-- yeah, no, I knew that."
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"I have pictured in my head but have not communicated to you."
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"Stop, stop, stop!"
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"Get lost."
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"Poor little eggy, leaking your goo."
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"MARGE: Okay,"
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"Hey-a, buddy, what'll it be?"
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"Frink, tech crew. Always crew."
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"¶ Didn't wear socks, that's what we learned ¶"
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"What's that thing you were doing?"
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"Hey, I'm a performer, an artist,"
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"So you'll get 80% of the profits"
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"(chomps)"
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"He actually said "man," but he'd have wanted me to change it."
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"playing Prospero in The Tempest."
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"You can't quit now."
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"We're live in three days."
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"And you were gonna bring the edibles for the wrap party."
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"Uh, Daddy and Me class."
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"You're gonna make it."
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"(stammers) Where's the baby I brought?"
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"Will you serve haggis?"
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"(deep voice): ¶ A pioneer with no fear ¶"
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"(deep voice): ¶ Thank you. ¶"
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"Bruce Willis?"
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"Why would I do that? It's violent and cruel."
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"¶ No king to whom I've kneeled ¶"
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"¶ Tonight my secrets are revealed ¶"
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"That's a cut to commercial, everyone."
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"and the brave souls who rise above it."
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"Who wants to change the channel?"
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"¶ I wish I'd done more for non-whites ¶"
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"¶ All that's left to do ¶"
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"¶ Is ¶"
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"BARNEY: In unison..."
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"Congratulations."
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"(shrieks)"
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"WILLIE: Everyone, out of my kitchen!"
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"It tells you how to say the line."
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"Okay, actors,"
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"in the words of William Shakespeare,"
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"of undulating golden corn."
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"You have made me hate you all."
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"Just listen to me!"
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"All right, you asked for it."
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"I can't see how that could fail."
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"LISA: Let's see..."
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"And, of course, our incredible star, Sideshow Mel."
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"¶ Never used clocks ¶"
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"It's happened-- the worst possible thing"
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"Ah. Fantastic!"
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"Now, Mom, before you go into that production meeting,"
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"Didn't he also say, "Show me a hero"
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"We have no understudy."
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""I love you, Chloe.""
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"Damn it. Why is this town's theater scene so vibrant?"
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"-Is it Macduff? -Not Macduff."
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"¶ Shooting deer ¶"
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"¶ And the crowds all cheer ¶"
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"¶ Jebediah Springfield ¶"
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"(thunder rolls)"
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"-Marge, it's going to rain during the show. -How hard?"
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"That I've heard before."
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"¶ There is none to whom I yield ¶"
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"Lisa, I need a five-minute rap about the cruelty of the sea"
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"¶ I didn't fight for equal rights ¶"
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"¶ But no more time for Jebediah ¶"
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"This is the happiest moment... (choking)"
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"Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH"
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"Oh, you wanted the corn to be high."
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"(sighs): Mmm."
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"Yelling in unison."
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"Keys, wallet, I don't think so."
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"Excuse me, excuse me, pal. Take care of your kid."
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"my first day as director. (sighs)"
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"No. No."
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"Luann, Jebediah's wife."
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