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Clips from Mike Tyson Mysteries - My Favorite Mystery (S03E03)

"(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Gather round, team. I got a surprise."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"We're taking a vacation to Hawaii."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"(GASPS) Oh, my God! Really?"
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"Just for fun, no mystery?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"There's one mystery, yes, there is."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Do you all wanna fly coach or first class?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"-Are you kidding? First class! -(GASPS)"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Yeah, first class."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Oh, oh, I was hoping you guys would choose coach, you know?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Since I already got us coach."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Since it's so much cheaper, you know?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Well, what island are we going to?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Oh, please. Please say Kauai."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"You have not lived until you've made love under Wailua Falls."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Nope. We're going to Honolulu,"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"known for its nightlife and its overcrowded beaches."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Well, it's still Hawaii and I for one, am ready to get lei'd!"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"(LAUGHS) You're gonna start off with one of those big Samoans, are you,"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"for your first time out? (SCOFFS)"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"I'm talking about a lei. It's flowers."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Flowers. Yeah, well, you're gonna get de-flowered by a giant-dicked Samoan."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"-Okay. -(PIGEON LAUGHS)"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Did it lock? Make sure it locks."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Good. I did bring some jewelry for tonight."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"It's nothing ostentatious. A little chain, a matching bracelet."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"I think they're (BLEEP) in there."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"-(MAN MOANS) -(WOMAN GASPS)"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"-Hotel security! -WOMAN: (WHISPERING) What?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Need you to open this door, right this second."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"-(GIGGLING) -MAN: What?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"(MAN GROANS)"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Hey! Which one of you little shits knocked on my door?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Was it you?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Oh, no, you don't."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"I want to know which one of you"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"thought it would be fun to have sport with an old man."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"-Whoa! -(YUNG HEE GASPS)"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Oh, the elevator! His towel must have got caught in the gears!"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Oh, my God, we're trapped!"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Oh, I'm claustrophobic! I'm freaking out!"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Put that old man's giant hard (BLEEP) in your mouth. It'll calm you down."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"-YUNG HEE: Oh, my God! -Oh, dear Lord."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"(PIGEON LAUGHS)"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Whoa, how the hell are you still aroused, man?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Dad, press the call button."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"-(DIALING) -WOMAN: (ON INTERCOM) Aloha, building maintenance."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"This is Haulani."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"-Oh, hey, How-Lee. -No, it's Haulani."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"That's cool."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Hey, we're stuck in this elevator"
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"with this old man with his big boner."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"So, can you get us out of here, please?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Yeah, that elevator gets stuck a lot."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Last time it took, like, three hours to get it going."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"But let me call the company that fixes it."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Just remain calm and just, like, stay calm."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Okay, Henry."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Well, everybody, this seems like a good moment to reminisce."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Think back on some of our "Best of" moments."
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"Like, remember when we all flew to Hawaii"
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"to go on a much, much needed vacation?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Gather round, team. I got a surprise."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"We're taking a vacation to Hawaii."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Michael, that happened this morning,"
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"so, if we're gonna reminisce..."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"My favorite mystery was the time we all went to Cairo. Uh?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Remember that?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"MARQUESS: You were driving like a bat out of hell,"
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"because you stole that Egyptian man's hat."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"It's just a hat, Marquess, no one cares."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"-(GUNFIRE) -Oh, damn!"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Are you okay?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Is everybody okay?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"I'm sorry. We're so sorry."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Fattah el-Sisi, President of Egypt."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Good to meet you."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"We've been having a lot of issues"
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"with our new pyramid-shaped drones."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Doing a lot of blowing up of innocent people."
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"Please, allow me, and the state of Egypt, to make it up to you."
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"MARQUESS: And make it up to us they did."
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"The food, the drink."
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"The being bathed by slender young manservants."
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"The dusky, almost hairless body, those hands..."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Hands everywhere and..."
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"Mouths."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"HAULANI: (ON INTERCOM) Aloha. Great news, everyone."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"The repair guy is on his way."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"But he was over on Kauai,"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"so it's gonna be a couple of hours."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"So, just remain calm and, you know, keep calm."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"A couple of hours?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Why, are you getting hungry?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"-Don't worry, we got Pigeon. -What?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"That's why I bring him everywhere I go."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"You know, in case something like this happens,"
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"you're stuck somewhere, you got to eat..."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Bam! Winner, winner, chicken dinner!"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Okay. Wanna hear what mystery I'll never forget?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"No."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"HAULANI: (ON INTERCOM) Aloha. I'd like to hear."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Aw, thank you, Haulani."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"His name Harlan."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"It was when we were on that submarine."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Oh, that one, when I beat up that frog man?"
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"No, the other one."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"In Scotland."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"YUNG HEE: We were asked once and for all"
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"to prove the existence of the Loch Ness Monster."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"I was manning the sonar station."
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"-(SONAR BEEPS) -I'm picking up something."
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"Pigeon, can you see anything?"
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"I'm not talking to you."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Pigeon's still mad that he's not inside the submarine."
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"Here, let me talk to him."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Listen, Pigeon, it's Mike Tyson."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"I know you're upset that we put you in that little scuba gear"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"and shot you out of the torpedo tube,"
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