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Clips from Nathan for You - Sporting Goods Store/Antique Store (S03E03)

"taken to that level, in a way."
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"We're used to all this shit. - Right."
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"- It's great meeting you. - Yeah, yeah."
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"- Yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely, it helps, yeah."
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"- So how'd you feel about that? That's--"
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"- Yeah, I mean, it was good."
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"- Having people that might be"
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"having a little too much to drink."
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"♪"
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"- Yeah, yeah."
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"- My name is Nathan Fielder, and I graduated"
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"from one of Canada's top business schools"
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"with really good grades."
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"This is "Nathan for You.""
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"Niky's Sports is a growing retail soccer chain"
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"in Los Angeles, California,"
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"has high hopes of becoming a household name,"
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"- I used to pay, like, $7,000 for a full-page ad."
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"to gain exposure for his brand without breaking the bank."
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"- Hey, Nathan."
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"- How you doing? - Hey, good. How are you?"
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"- All right."
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"- All right."
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"is to get the endorsement of a professional athlete."
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"The problem is, landing a deal like that can cost millions."
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"But if Niky's were to sign cheap, long-term contracts"
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"with a number of children that showed potential,"
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"all it would take is for one kid to turn pro"
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"- Well, if it's a possibility, why not?"
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"it won't pay off for another 10 to 15 years' time."
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"you know, do you think you'll be around then?"
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"you know, you're gonna be dead or something."
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"- Okay. It's probably worth doing then."
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"- Yeah. - Roll the dice on that."
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"- [whispering] I guess."
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"of the best-ranked youth teams in the area,"
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"- Oh, yeah."
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"to talk to their parents."
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"Your kid was really good."
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"- Oh, thank you. - Yeah, you were really good."
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"What's your name? - Josh."
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"- Josh, hey, nice to meet you. Nathan."
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"I told them I was scouting young athletes"
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"for an endorsement deal, and his mom seemed interested,"
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"which I would then use to make my final decision."
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"[photo snap] Great."
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"- I was still able to get extensive data"
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"from in and around the City of Angels."
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"what these kids would look like when they were all grown up."
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"Is this kind of a science then?"
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"- Yes, police use this technology all the time..."
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"- Okay. - For missing children's cases,"
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"and children have actually been found by the police"
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"- Wow. - I mean,"
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"I have a really good eye for what could possibly be,"
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"as far as what a person could look like."
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"so I gave him a jump drive"
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"All right, so... this is him?"
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"- Um, what age is this at?"
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"- This child, I believe, is 8,"
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"and there's quite a bit of progression in this picture"
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"where you take this young child who has no facial hair,"
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"and I added facial hair."
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"His face is spread out more."
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"and you know, a lot of people wear bald today."
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"- How sure are you"
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"this is what his body is gonna look like?"
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"- I would say his body's about 90%."
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"At a constant progression,"
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"his body would look like that, 90%."
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"- Yeah."
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"- Okay."
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"- Okay. You want to go to the next one?"
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"- Okay, sure."
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"- So in this picture,"
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"I think he would grow to be a very attractive young man,"
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"and also to keep his ethnicity the same, you know."
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"- Yes, definitely."
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"Again, you can use this in a court of law."
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"- You're sure? 'Cause there's a lot of money riding on this."
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"- I'm 90% sure."
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"- Okay. Um, what--"
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"- Let's go to the next one. - Next one?"
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"- Next one. - Okay."
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"- 'Cause it's cute. [laughs]"
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"- Okay."
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">> In her, I'm projecting my own little imagination,"
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"but I project that she's having fun."
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"- So it's science, but then you add"
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"your own kind of opinions, or--"
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"when you start the project."
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"- Right, it's a combination of science and vision."
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"- Okay. Um..."
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"This is a boy."
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"- Okay, so... I made this a girl."
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"Okay? I thought this was a girl."
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"- Okay. - I believe, yeah."
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"- Well, the good news about that is--"
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"- I'm just more concerned with accuracy."
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"- Yeah, I'll make him a man on the next version."
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"- I wasn't sure about some of Cornelius' choices,"
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"I began meeting with the parents"
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"and we expect, you know, a low price"
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"- Hmm. - Okay."
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"- Right."
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"[clears throat] All right."
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"as future brand ambassadors if they became star athletes,"
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"with my top prospect, Sasha."
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"and I felt like he was our best shot"
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"at playing in the big leagues and becoming a star,"
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"We're really excited to be in business with you."
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"I see a lot of potential."
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"- What does potential mean?"
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"Sasha said something that blindsided me."
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"- When I grow up, I want to become an astronaut."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"but, you know, your talent really is on the field."
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"- But I think when I'm older enough like you,"
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"- I was deeply concerned."
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"If Sasha chose to pursue his dream"
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