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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S05E05)

"- Wait, is it "are" or is it "is"? - It's "where," idiot!"
Archer (2009)
"had a damn tiger."
Archer (2009)
"You think meat comes from the supermercado, all wrapped in a"
Archer (2009)
"Ow, cut it out! Ow! Goddamn it! Ow!"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, goody. Now let's steal a car, go join"
Archer (2009)
"launch this giant nerve gas missile at, uh..."
Archer (2009)
"And did you ever think maybe your fleet of"
Archer (2009)
"Almost... there."
Archer (2009)
"as dictator, and we all enjoyed this little break from him,"
Archer (2009)
"may also kiss the bride."
Archer (2009)
"I, my beautiful wife, will live a simple life in the hills,"
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"- word for it, but... - Hey!"
Archer (2009)
"...body, man that was a jinx, huh?"
Archer (2009)
"- supply. - Of what, coca leaf"
Archer (2009)
"cocaine she was eating."
Archer (2009)
"down here. Cyril's just the Vader to your"
Archer (2009)
"I mean, unless he's got a nuclear warhead in his pants..."
Archer (2009)
"- I... - Penis."
Archer (2009)
"I would, actually."
Archer (2009)
"And also the rebels!"
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"- Guess. - Ah."
Archer (2009)
"And you are in a mundo of caca."
Archer (2009)
"And also country music."
Archer (2009)
"- Who the hell is Rando? - Him!"
Archer (2009)
"- dictator... - President."
Archer (2009)
"- the way down here. - And then brought"
Archer (2009)
"Oh... n-no. We're not doing that."
Archer (2009)
"Unless... No."
Archer (2009)
"from the rebels. We're sitting on an endless"
Archer (2009)
"counting backwards from a million years, and when you get"
Archer (2009)
"And by "it," I meant the moment. Not his penis."
Archer (2009)
"You bastard!"
Archer (2009)
"As in... this is a good thing?"
Archer (2009)
"He just played for the prisoners, dummy."
Archer (2009)
"- crappy food anyway? - And then left?"
Archer (2009)
"- was the pruno talking. - Well, I hate to break"
Archer (2009)
"So, like a family business."
Archer (2009)
"the rebels, then come back here and crush Cyril's stupid army."
Archer (2009)
"know what? Never mind. But, spoiler alert, Vader ends"
Archer (2009)
""I honestly don't know." Fair enough."
Archer (2009)
"rebels because that is what we do!"
Archer (2009)
"That manufactures oppression."
Archer (2009)
"Inappropes."
Archer (2009)
"It doesn't work with a bow... tiiiiiiiiieeeeee!"
Archer (2009)
"uh... I guess a leopard can't change his spots."
Archer (2009)
"Oh! Ow!"
Archer (2009)
"¡Espere,"
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"down here, left to rot in this godforsaken hole?!"
Archer (2009)
"file, just that weird quasi-cornbread they have here."
Archer (2009)
"- upstairs. - Wait, what?"
Archer (2009)
"Zion, yes, there, I said it."
Archer (2009)
"- New Testament. - The one with Jesus"
Archer (2009)
"- Yeah, to visit. - Hmm?"
Archer (2009)
"Come here, boy!"
Archer (2009)
"No, don't!"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, for... that is just..."
Archer (2009)
"Now, remember, let me do the talking."
Archer (2009)
"1,980-something miles?"
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"- the launch sequence? - Um..."
Archer (2009)
"What's the FBI doing in San Marcos?"
Archer (2009)
"- clone-bone. - You're not"
Archer (2009)
"- I'm not a vampire! - Doesn't matter to"
Archer (2009)