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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S05E05)

"- Lana! - Whoa, Jesus Christ!"
Archer (2009)
"- been so long. - Okay, it's been..."
Archer (2009)
"- longer than that. - It..."
Archer (2009)
"That's weird, I was asking myself the same thing on"
Archer (2009)
"I-I'm starting to lose it down here."
Archer (2009)
"How is there still an army?"
Archer (2009)
"How have the rebels not wiped them out already?"
Archer (2009)
"Lana, I need a woman's touch!"
Archer (2009)
"stevedore who lost his hand in a stevedoring accident"
Archer (2009)
"say "pals." Wow, not what you"
Archer (2009)
"Ah, Madame First Lady. So good of you to join me."
Archer (2009)
"It's not as if I had a choice."
Archer (2009)
"- the first lady. - Well, maybe not"
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"immediately deposed by me, but the situation is, as they say,"
Archer (2009)
"What are you, nuts?"
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"smoothies?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my God. That's a coca leaf smoothie."
Archer (2009)
"So, unless you want to walk, you can't go home."
Archer (2009)
"- song's about! - Told you."
Archer (2009)
"Well, I'm sorry, Lana, I didn't go to rabbinical"
Archer (2009)
"- school. - It's from... No, you"
Archer (2009)
"- up killing Palpatine. - Hey."
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"And then he moves the rock and comes out of his cave stronger"
Archer (2009)
"- than ever. - Then he shuts off the"
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"Will you idiots get out?! I'm trying to talk to the first"
Archer (2009)
"I know, right? It's like, finally."
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"Duh!"
Archer (2009)
"He wasn't actually in prison."
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"- go join the rebels. - Yes, then you and"
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"- still fine-tuning it, but... - We have no plan,"
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"- that? - Let's just say,"
Archer (2009)
"Cyril says the rebel headquarters are..."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, milady facetiously grants it."
Archer (2009)
"- Now is the time for action! - Clone bone!"
Archer (2009)
"- Yeah, we... - Let me finish!"
Archer (2009)
"Will you shut up?! I know what I'm doing!"
Archer (2009)
"Yes, but don't do what you are doing!"
Archer (2009)
"- rebellion? - I'm fighting the"
Archer (2009)
"My father fought the rebels, his father fought the rebels..."
Archer (2009)
"Well, and cocaine. In fact..."
Archer (2009)
"I... Is there a"
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"- tiger? - Of course there is"
Archer (2009)
"self-vested in me, I now pronounce us man and wife, and I"
Archer (2009)
"- nobody died. - Yet!"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, and some meat. Do we have any meat?"
Archer (2009)
"And thank you, George Bore-well, for that clunky analogy in"
Archer (2009)
"- elephant. - Who the hell is..."
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"Oh, my God, he's totally a"
Archer (2009)
"Come on, you guys are acting a little... insane."
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"Yeah, this. All of it, everything."
Archer (2009)
"Hang on! As amazing as it would be,"
Archer (2009)
"Why, you gonna walk me through your organic method"
Archer (2009)
"- Like what? - Get him!"
Archer (2009)
"- Oh, come on! - Shut... up."
Archer (2009)
"Ha-ha!"
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"- Shane...! - Shane...!"
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"Shane?"
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"- I mean... - Yeah, I-I-I guess,"
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"- aggressive at first, but... - They wouldn't if we"
Archer (2009)
"- What if... - He had his chance!"
Archer (2009)
"- Mind if I cut in? - No."
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"- Hey, Krieger! - What the hell is"
Archer (2009)
"- Um... - No."
Archer (2009)
"We figured the vampires ate you."
Archer (2009)
"your clone nonsense, it's all a bunch of..."
Archer (2009)
"- Holy shit. - Why was I not informed"
Archer (2009)
"Uh, uh... Pam?"
Archer (2009)
"vampire! I say we tie him up and let the"
Archer (2009)
"espere! ¡Mira, mira!"
Archer (2009)
"- Es la cantante! - ♪ It's all about me"
Archer (2009)
"this time... ♪ Aw..."
Archer (2009)
"rocket is not only full of deadly nerve gas, but also aimed"
Archer (2009)
"- God knows where? - Well, that statement"
Archer (2009)
"I don't know, 2,000 miles?"
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"president. Shut it down!"
Archer (2009)
"No."
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"- Oh, for God's sake. - Minutes to"
Archer (2009)
"Uh, it's actually Señor Presidente, but..."
Archer (2009)
"Shh, hush. Now I know you've had a fun time"
Archer (2009)
"but Cyril-- and if you tell him I said this, I'll break your"
Archer (2009)
"Wha...? Oh, all right."
Archer (2009)
"Damn it, Archer! Damn you!"
Archer (2009)
"- gloating! - Oh, shut up."
Archer (2009)
"- Oh, I'm the idiot? - Yes."
Archer (2009)
"C... I... A."
Archer (2009)
"Okay! Listen, stop, listen to me!"
Archer (2009)
"Holly? What's the FBI doing..."
Archer (2009)
"Archer."
Archer (2009)
"- Chill out, Miggs! - I'm sorry, it's just"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my God. You're pregnant again?!"
Archer (2009)
"- What? - How long have I been"
Archer (2009)
"- Like... three weeks. - Hmm, seems so much"
Archer (2009)
"So, please tell me that's an entire canard à la"
Archer (2009)
"Ugh, why do you even bother?"
Archer (2009)
"No, no, no, wait, come on, Lana, I-I'm sorry, but"
Archer (2009)
"You-you got to make him let me go!"
Archer (2009)
"- Make him how? - Well, I hate to"
Archer (2009)
"- Your words. - And then what, Archer,"
Archer (2009)
"you want me to blow the whole army?"
Archer (2009)
"Because turns out, he's actually very good at"
Archer (2009)
"- commanding an army. - And as Third and"
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"- rebels are outflanked. - Sir,"
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"- it's brilliant! - A classic pincher"
Archer (2009)
"movement. Just like Hannibal at the battle"
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"of Cannae. And also Keith, in my"
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"- Warhammer guild. - So, get used to that"
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"weird cornbread, 'cause you might be down here a..."
Archer (2009)
"I'm sorry, Lana. I said a woman, not a"
Archer (2009)
"and then got a hand transplant from an actual bear."
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"So, did you want to just do it right through the"
Archer (2009)
"- bars or...? - I mean, we do."
Archer (2009)
"I... wait. So, in three weeks, you go from"
Archer (2009)
"you're gonna execute Archer to now you guys are, like,"
Archer (2009)
"- swinger pals? - Well, I wouldn't"
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"- said yesterday. - Oh, come on, that"
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"up this delightful ménage, but Presidente Cyril wants her back"
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"- What? - Why."
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"- Mm. - Ow!"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!"
Archer (2009)
"- What? - Archer, do you want"
Archer (2009)
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