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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S05E05)

"- Yes! - Screw you guys."
Archer (2009)
"- going on? - Cyril's the new"
Archer (2009)
"Shut up, and he just married crazy tits, and I need"
Archer (2009)
"So nobody noticed that I've been missing for three weeks?"
Archer (2009)
"Well, I certainly didn't."
Archer (2009)
"- The what? - Wait, what?"
Archer (2009)
"They're not vampires, they're my clones."
Archer (2009)
"- Or I'm their clone, or... - Oh, please, you and"
Archer (2009)
"- of this, Krieger? - If he even is Krieger!"
Archer (2009)
"The real Krieger could be down there!"
Archer (2009)
"I won't even dignify that with a response."
Archer (2009)
"- Pam! Uh-huh."
Archer (2009)
"I've got a concussion."
Archer (2009)
"And this regular tie means nothing, I don't like bow ties"
Archer (2009)
"- so I switched. - Well, you certainly"
Archer (2009)
"- sound concussed. - He sounds like a"
Archer (2009)
"- sun sort it out! - You need to hush."
Archer (2009)
"Minutes to launch: 150."
Archer (2009)
"- What is that? - What is going on?"
Archer (2009)
"Tell me that robot's not talking about launching this"
Archer (2009)
"- rocket, Krieger. - Or should we say"
Archer (2009)
"Count Krieg... Ow! Ow!"
Archer (2009)
"- Thank you. - Vampire lovers."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, so, here's the thing..."
Archer (2009)
"This is it, rebel headquarters."
Archer (2009)
"- Got it. - I'm serious."
Archer (2009)
"- I got it. - Look at me."
Archer (2009)
"I got it! Jesus!"
Archer (2009)
"Okay. Then here we go."
Archer (2009)
"Pinche cabrón!"
Archer (2009)
"- Ow! - Goddamn it!"
Archer (2009)
"You said you'd let me do the..."
Archer (2009)
"So. You're saying this gigantic"
Archer (2009)
"Krieger, I am about two seconds away from telling"
Archer (2009)
"It's full of nerve gas, and I don't know where it's aimed!"
Archer (2009)
"What? What's the range on this thing?"
Archer (2009)
"- Upper East Side? - I don't know,"
Archer (2009)
"Okay, this is a presidential order from the"
Archer (2009)
"- I can't! - Can't, or won't?"
Archer (2009)
"Launch sequence accelerated."
Archer (2009)
"- launch: 90. - Cyril..."
Archer (2009)
"frickin' arms-- it's... ugh... Archer time."
Archer (2009)
"Krieger, I assume the whatever..."
Archer (2009)
"- Doppelkriegers. - I assume they had a"
Archer (2009)
"lab, so take Ray and see if you can find some info on how to"
Archer (2009)
"shut this damn thing down. We'll go get Archer."
Archer (2009)
"- Ooh, and Cherlene! - Ooh, and no."
Archer (2009)
"- Because she isn't here. - Oh!"
Archer (2009)
"You can't even let me pretend to be magnanimous while inwardly"
Archer (2009)
"What does the note say?"
Archer (2009)
"- So, airport? - But the note says not..."
Archer (2009)
"Well, I guess that"
Archer (2009)
"settles that! I mean, it's not like we can"
Archer (2009)
"just waltz into enemy territory and..."
Archer (2009)
"- Well, I certainly can't. - Can't, or..."
Archer (2009)
"Both, either, all. They'd shoot me on sight, Lana."
Archer (2009)
"And if you want Archer so damn bad, you can go get him your..."
Archer (2009)
"Huh. I didn't think she'd actually"
Archer (2009)
"- do it. - Then you're an idiot."
Archer (2009)
"- Holly? - Archer?"
Archer (2009)
"- Rando? - Slater?"
Archer (2009)
"That's Sterling Archer!"
Archer (2009)
"A-hem! And I am Cherlene?"
Archer (2009)
"- The Queen of Outlaw Country? - What the hell are you"
Archer (2009)
"- doing here? - What the hell are you"
Archer (2009)
"- doing here? - I could ask you the"
Archer (2009)
"same question. I am asking you the same"
Archer (2009)
"- question! - We came to join the"
Archer (2009)
"- rebels. - What?"
Archer (2009)
"With a cocaine smuggler?"
Archer (2009)
"I'm not FBI, and he's not a..."
Archer (2009)
"Well, technically, I am, but..."
Archer (2009)
"- We're both CIA. - What?!"
Archer (2009)
"And we're also the rebels."
Archer (2009)
"- Lana?! - Holly?"
Archer (2009)
"These dickheads aren't FBI, Lana, they're CIA!"
Archer (2009)
"Huh. Thought that would get more of a reaction."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, no, that is, um... news, uh..."
Archer (2009)
"but my water just broke, so..."
Archer (2009)
"- even ask, but... - Blow him?"
Archer (2009)
"- And sometimes they do. - Hello."
Archer (2009)
"Cap'n Crunch here just took all the coca fields back"
Archer (2009)
"still control the airport. It's their HQ."
Archer (2009)
"Uh..."
Archer (2009)
"But only for three days, right?"
Archer (2009)
"I actually don't know. My church didn't really do the"
Archer (2009)
"- lady! - Of what, this"
Archer (2009)
"Wait, how does being in jail...?"
Archer (2009)
"- Whaaaaat? - Where did you get"
Archer (2009)
"Stop!"
Archer (2009)
"That."
Archer (2009)
"- Yay! - Ugh, second worst"
Archer (2009)
"Damn, dawg..."
Archer (2009)
"defense of totalitarianism, but I'm not feeding Shane an"
Archer (2009)
"Shane. So let me bounce this off you"
Archer (2009)
"No, no, no, wait, wait, wait!"
Archer (2009)
"Okay, okay, okay, okay."
Archer (2009)
"Carol, listen to me very closely."
Archer (2009)
"Shane!"
Archer (2009)
"- coming, brother! - Hiy...!"
Archer (2009)
"Huh. That is a lot longer than I"
Archer (2009)
"- used to leading. - You know..."
Archer (2009)
"- a dance partner. - Wh...?"
Archer (2009)
"- Huh? - What?"
Archer (2009)
"presupposes the existence of God, but..."
Archer (2009)
"- Pam to get a wooden stake. - Yay!"
Archer (2009)
"- the stake. - Then yes!"
Archer (2009)
"How far away is the"
Archer (2009)
"- Can't! - Oh."
Archer (2009)
"- I didn't hear you. - Ray, can you override"
Archer (2009)
"Lana?"
Archer (2009)
"- presse with a file in it. - Half a chicken, no"
Archer (2009)
"The rocket, uh... I'm not really comfortable with the"
Archer (2009)
"doing it right. Now move, so I can begin the"
Archer (2009)
"- of vaginal hygiene? - My what?"
Archer (2009)
"consummate."
Archer (2009)
"What the...?"
Archer (2009)
"government-in-exile of La República de San Marcos!"
Archer (2009)
"Okay, when we get to rebel HQ, they might be"
Archer (2009)
"Fourth Battalion withdraw, here comes First Armored, and now the"
Archer (2009)
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