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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S05E05)

"- me to move over one? - Eh."
Archer (2009)
"- Well... - Nor am I still the"
Archer (2009)
"technically, since your husband divorced you and then was"
Archer (2009)
"- fluid. - Ugh."
Archer (2009)
"- I brought her, can I go now? - Yes, for the love of"
Archer (2009)
"- God, get out. - I meant home."
Archer (2009)
"And they're gross. It basically tastes like a fart"
Archer (2009)
"of itself, but it's better than the cocaine donuts and whipped"
Archer (2009)
"'Cause that's just empty calories."
Archer (2009)
"- Well, and cocaine. - Which, if I'm being"
Archer (2009)
"totally honest, I maybe might have a problem with."
Archer (2009)
"- No. - And, Lana, the rebels"
Archer (2009)
"And why on Earth would you want to?"
Archer (2009)
"Why bother going back?"
Archer (2009)
"The U.S. government stole your livelihood, forced you to become"
Archer (2009)
"a criminal. And I hate to say it, but it's"
Archer (2009)
"not like you have a man waiting for you."
Archer (2009)
"- I... You know... - Whereas here we have"
Archer (2009)
"everything we need. It's like San Marcos has been"
Archer (2009)
"waiting thousands of years for us to arrive."
Archer (2009)
"- Lana, this could be our... - Don't."
Archer (2009)
"Wait, they got weed"
Archer (2009)
"- here, too? - That's not what the"
Archer (2009)
"But I just this second realized why you want to stay"
Archer (2009)
"- Palpatine. - Is that a reference"
Archer (2009)
"- I should get, or...? - Seriously?"
Archer (2009)
"tractor beam, releasing the Jews from captivity."
Archer (2009)
"- What? - Hey."
Archer (2009)
"Wait, yes, now that sounds familiar."
Archer (2009)
"- It cannot possibly. - Gospel of Luke?"
Archer (2009)
"- Hey. - Oh for... Ray, you used"
Archer (2009)
"to be a preacher, you want to back me up here?"
Archer (2009)
"- Christ in it. - I mean, I take your"
Archer (2009)
"country or country music? 'Cause I'm first lady of both!"
Archer (2009)
"- CYRIL No, you're not... - Outlaw country!"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my God, my beautiful and also"
Archer (2009)
"multi-talented wife! You are here!"
Archer (2009)
"I'm finally gonna get the outlaw country cred I deserve."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my God, you've always deserved it."
Archer (2009)
"Paging Dr. Black, Dr. Man In Black!"
Archer (2009)
"Johnny Cash was in Folsom Prison and San Quentin, so..."
Archer (2009)
"But don't worry. We're gonna get out of here and"
Archer (2009)
"scratching shit food, like yams, out of the ground with a, uh,"
Archer (2009)
"yam-scratcher. - Okay, A-- start"
Archer (2009)
"to zero that still won't happen."
Archer (2009)
"- Aw. And B-- how..."
Archer (2009)
"- how do we get out of here? - Well, we're, uh,"
Archer (2009)
"- whatsoever. - Okay, good, because"
Archer (2009)
"I didn't want to step on anybody's toes, but byoink."
Archer (2009)
"The airport! Jesus!"
Archer (2009)
"And you, sir, will keep a civil tongue in your head"
Archer (2009)
"when you are addressing the First Lady of the"
Archer (2009)
"I facetiously beg milady's pardon."
Archer (2009)
"You make it sound so easy."
Archer (2009)
"Well, it's Cyril."
Archer (2009)
"Which he totally does."
Archer (2009)
"Which, guys, can we talk about this?"
Archer (2009)
"The time for talk is kaput, Klon-Bruder."
Archer (2009)
"And by that I mean his... you know..."
Archer (2009)
"...penis. No, you ruined it."
Archer (2009)
"Are you crazy?! This car is worth one quarter of"
Archer (2009)
"- $1 million! - Well, was."
Archer (2009)
"priceless cars is the reason you're fighting off a"
Archer (2009)
"What?!"
Archer (2009)
"I mean, if you think we have time."
Archer (2009)
"a tiger. Where did you think you are,"
Archer (2009)
"Tegucigalpa?"
Archer (2009)
"And so, by the power"
Archer (2009)
"- wedding ever. - Yeah, but at least"
Archer (2009)
"What is wrong with you?"
Archer (2009)
"I'm trying to make that a thing people say, like,"
Archer (2009)
""Damn, dawg, that's inappropes!" Plus, I think I'm addicted to"
Archer (2009)
"- cocaine. - Well, but look on the"
Archer (2009)
"bright side. With any luck at all, it will"
Archer (2009)
"save me the trouble of killing you myself."
Archer (2009)
"- Inappropes. - Yay!"
Archer (2009)
"Yay! Yay!"
Archer (2009)
"They should've sent a poet."
Archer (2009)
"Literally tons."
Archer (2009)
"No, I didn't mean another animal."
Archer (2009)
"- I meant like a steak, or some... - Typical American."
Archer (2009)
"- nice plastic wrap. - Yeah, you're"
Archer (2009)
"- describing meat. - No, no, no."
Archer (2009)
"Meat is blood and bones and sinew!"
Archer (2009)
"Well, now you're describing not-meat."
Archer (2009)
"Meat is whatever the tiger says is meat, because"
Archer (2009)
"God made him the boss and all the other animals his food!"
Archer (2009)
"Hang on, buddy."
Archer (2009)
"- guys... - What say we don't"
Archer (2009)
"where did you say you were launching it?"
Archer (2009)
"Wouldn't you like to know?"
Archer (2009)
"Do you know what's insane?!"
Archer (2009)
"- launch sequence. - Over my dead..."
Archer (2009)
"- we can't take Shane with us. - Yeah, we can,"
Archer (2009)
"- watch. - No, no, no, no!"
Archer (2009)
"You're a bigger pussy than Shane!"
Archer (2009)
"Do something!"
Archer (2009)
"We're"
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"- No...! - Brother...!"
Archer (2009)
"- Brother, the launch sequence! - No!"
Archer (2009)
"Don't stop!"
Archer (2009)
"Launch sequence initiated."
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"- No! - No!"
Archer (2009)
"Shane!"
Archer (2009)
"Well, we should've guessed that was gonna happen."
Archer (2009)
"W... we should've?"
Archer (2009)
"Well, or at least could've."
Archer (2009)
"Uh... I don't know that much about leopards."
Archer (2009)
"That was actually a proverb."
Archer (2009)
"That was actually a tiger."
Archer (2009)
"Minutes to launch: 180."
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"thought it would be."
Archer (2009)
"No. We're-we're not going back."
Archer (2009)
"- A what? - A charivari."
Archer (2009)
"Also called a shivaree? You know, it's that thing where"
Archer (2009)
"everybody bangs pots and pans outside our room as we..."
Archer (2009)
"Ha-ha! Ow!"
Archer (2009)
"Ray, my feet are already killing me."
Archer (2009)
"- Sorry. - He's probably not"
Archer (2009)
"You, on the other hand... lead away."
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