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Clips from BoJack Horseman - Hank After Dark (S02E02)

"than for this to just go away."
BoJack Horseman
"- Great. I love you, too. - [with heavy accent] Hello."
BoJack Horseman
"No reason for suspicions. [laughs] Come on!"
BoJack Horseman
"Wait a second, something's different. [sniffs]"
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"I am... digging this new cologne!"
BoJack Horseman
"You smell like a fancy cabbage."
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"with no pressures of royal life."
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"What? Royal life? Why I'm saying? I am no royal."
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"[chuckles] Look at me. Normals."
BoJack Horseman
"There's that classic self-deprecating Todd wit."
BoJack Horseman
"What you got against Uncle Hanky, you uppity cooze?"
BoJack Horseman
"Diane, I believe this question is for you."
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"If anyone here has any questions about the book,"
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"I'd be happy to answer those."
BoJack Horseman
"Golden-Globe winning star of the book."
BoJack Horseman
"If Hank did anything wrong, they wouldn't let him on TV, right?"
BoJack Horseman
"I'm really not here to talk about that."
BoJack Horseman
"You women are all the same."
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"- Excuse me? - Yeah, you make these"
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"I'm not slinking away."
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"I just wanted to say one thing about me."
BoJack Horseman
"I text and drive like all the time. What?"
BoJack Horseman
"Isn't that what happened with all those assistants? They took his money,"
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"What? They ruined his life?"
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"They don't even know how much I'm gonna drop it."
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"Don't tell me what to spread."
BoJack Horseman
"I'll spread whatever I want. It's called one of the amendments."
BoJack Horseman
"Ladies, please! Don't get hysterical!"
BoJack Horseman
"I'm Diane's friend, BoJack."
BoJack Horseman
"like as a rule, but there are some kinds of labor"
BoJack Horseman
"that children are just better at."
BoJack Horseman
"That is a tight squeeze. What?"
BoJack Horseman
"Oh, man, probably gonna get some letters about that, huh?"
BoJack Horseman
"I'm so incorrigible."
BoJack Horseman
"Everyone's paying attention to me now!"
BoJack Horseman
"Okay, I'm gonna go get a snack."
BoJack Horseman
"Anyone else want a snack?"
BoJack Horseman
"No? That's a no? On the snacks? Okay."
BoJack Horseman
"What do you have against Hank Hippopopalous?"
BoJack Horseman
"That's exactly the problem. Because he's so nice,"
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""He said, they said." It's eight different women."
BoJack Horseman
"At this point, we just don't know enough to judge."
BoJack Horseman
"Who are these women? Have they ever shoplifted perhaps?"
BoJack Horseman
"Do they wear short shorts?"
BoJack Horseman
"You're supposed to be a journalist."
BoJack Horseman
"You're an expert. Why don't you tell us?"
BoJack Horseman
"I'm not afraid to say it."
BoJack Horseman
"Eight different women, all former assistants,"
BoJack Horseman
"What is Diane doing?"
BoJack Horseman
"Like how it was supposed to be my book."
BoJack Horseman
"Actually, this might be a thing she does."
BoJack Horseman
"She knows that Hippopopalous is the only thing"
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"keeping my network afloat, right?"
BoJack Horseman
"The same network that employs her husband."
BoJack Horseman
"Why would she do this?"
BoJack Horseman
"and she loses all perspective. Goddamn it, honeydew?!"
BoJack Horseman
"Jesus, why does cantaloupe think every time it gets invited to a party,"
BoJack Horseman
"it can bring along its dumb friend honeydew?"
BoJack Horseman
"Huh."
BoJack Horseman
"Wanda, I just got back from a set visit on Contemporary Family."
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"It's a disaster!"
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"If it isn't one thing, it's ano... Just get a hose!"
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"Aha! I went to house to pick up mail for you like real American Johnny."
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"- Hey, man. - Whoa!"
BoJack Horseman
"You know it's a federal crime to go through someone else's mail?"
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"I do not know your customs, for I am dirt-poor servant child."
BoJack Horseman
"Death threat for wife, death threat for wife, once more death threat,"
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"and here many monies off for Bed Bath Beyond."
BoJack Horseman
"Seems like great U.S.A. dream castle!"
BoJack Horseman
"Good Lord, that's graphic."
BoJack Horseman
"How would she even fit one of those in there?"
BoJack Horseman
"Some sort of funnel. Oh, I see, there's actually an illustration."
BoJack Horseman
"Excuse, Dog Dog Peanut Man? This wife, she poke bear, yes?"
BoJack Horseman
"Yeah, I guess she kind of did."
BoJack Horseman
"They have a saying where I am from, which is here."
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"- Bear get angry... - Right."
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"and destroy peasant rebel army"
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"with fist of fire of which make many, many nightmares"
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"Todd, I can always count on you to give me the straight dope."
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"Please don't ever change."
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"[inaudible dialogue]"
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"[women gasp]"
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"What's Gwyneth doing for Purim?"
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"Diane? I want you to meet Amanda Hannity,"
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"The pleasure's yours. Walk with me, squawk with me."
BoJack Horseman
"No. Yes. Turtleneck. You're fired."
BoJack Horseman
"Hey, wouldn't your readers prefer something more relevant?"
BoJack Horseman
"Amanda, I am so glad you're throwing your weight behind this."
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"- Oh, I didn't mean... - That dress is hideous."
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"Go home, burn it and come back."
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"and we still put him on TV every week,"
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"that a man's reputation is more important"
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"than the lives of the women he's ruined."
BoJack Horseman
"We need to sit you down with someone who's willing to go on the record."
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"Hi, my name's Nicole. I work for Mr. Hippopopalous and, um..."
BoJack Horseman
"I really need to talk to someone."
BoJack Horseman
"Are you kidding me? With this honeydew right now? Ugh!"
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"[car door opens]"
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"[Hank] Hello, Diane."
BoJack Horseman
"Thank you, Nicole."
BoJack Horseman
"Prince Gustav today startled the international community"
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"when he gave his royal fortune to charity."
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"Oh, you idiot! No!"
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"[shouting in Cordovian]"
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"I'll say it once, for your article."
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"I didn't do any of those things that you're accusing me of."
BoJack Horseman
"I wanna be very clear."
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"I'm not meeting you here because I'm scared of you."
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"- I think you are scared of me. - I'm not a bad guy, Diane,"
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"which employs hundreds of nice, good, hardworking people."
BoJack Horseman
"You, on the other hand, are pretty much done."
BoJack Horseman
"People love me and they're not gonna forgive you for this."
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"- This isn't about me. - If you keep pushing this,"
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"So, why don't you call it a day and go home to your husband?"
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"I know who you are."
BoJack Horseman
"Sweetheart, everyone knows who I am."
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"I'm Hank Hippopopalous."
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"Who the hell are you?"
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"- So, you got nothing. - I'm not giving up."
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"There's gotta be someone who will talk."
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