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Clips from BoJack Horseman - Hank After Dark (S02E02)

"Now that's what I call doggin' around."
BoJack Horseman
"Hiya!"
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"Hank Hippopopalous, Hank After Dark!"
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"[Wolf howls]"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"My friends told me to get a prenup,"
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"I'm BoJack Horseman."
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"Okay, I gotta go. My wife's hand just disappeared"
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"into that busboy's pants."
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"Treasure? Sweetheart? We're in public."
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"Hey, kid, listen."
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"- Yeah? - Yeah. But I'm Uncle Hanky."
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"That's just the way it is."
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"Will you bring me one of those big Toblerone bars? [chuckles]"
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"Tell me, how's your little movie?"
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"Yeah, well, that's a real tragedy. Meanwhile, Diane,"
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"here in Cordovia, I'm stitching children's arms back on."
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"Please get here soon, Diane."
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"Okay, listen, you big dummy."
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"The Republic of Cordovia's Prince Gustav"
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"Prince Gustav is a ruthless despot,"
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"but I'd still rather share a bed with him than my ex-wife."
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"When I was a kid, this guy was the guy."
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"You shouldn't meet your hero on an empty stomach."
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"you guys could stand back to back."
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"You think I'm a guy like us?"
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"Oh, this is the happiest moment of my life."
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"Uh... It's a shame that Arafat walked away from the table in 2000."
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"- My question is for Diane Nyu... Nyu... - Oh."
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"Your book went to some revealing places."
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"- I feel like we're getting off track. - Do you not know that?"
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"went missing briefly this afternoon,"
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"but he was quickly found buying chili in Beverly Hills."
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"His official statement was, "Uh, yeah, I'm the Prince of Cordovia."
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"These allegations are so crazy, I can't even say them on TV"
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"What I want to know is why we're letting a national treasure"
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"that Ms. Nguyen is Vietnamese?"
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"I'd like to think that's a coincidence."
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"There's a giant replica of my head,"
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"It's really not a good time, you know, with my show about to launch."
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"- Hey, we are on the same page. - Oh, are you also on "Tit Puncher"?"
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"I am peasant boy Todd from village."
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"Friend of Peanut Man, and lover of federated American states."
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"I'd know it anywhere."
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"- We will now begin our Q and A. - Fire when ready."
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"As would I, BoJack Horseman,"
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"broad accusations to get attention for yourself,"
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"and when you don't have proof to back it up, you just slink away."
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"- You should probably just drop this. - Oh, I'm gonna drop it, all right."
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"How dare you spread a narrative that..."
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"- This is completely... - Yeah, hi."
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"I came with her. I gotta say I'm opposed to child labor,"
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"Everyone says he's a really nice guy."
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"so they let him off the hook."
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"We don't know what happened. It's a classic "he said, she said.""
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"- Are they all lying? - I mean, probably. We do that."
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"Do they drink alcohol? All these things are possible."
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"See, this is part of the problem."
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"You won't even tell your audience what he's accused of."
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"claim that Uncle Hanky took them to a..."
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"Sometimes she just whips herself into a frenzy"
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"You don't get a plus-one, cantaloupe!"
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"You need to talk to her."
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"- What? - The kids have gone through puberty."
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"They are rubbing themselves on everything."
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"Oh, don't worry about it. Now walk me through that mail."
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"Okay, just kill the whole feature. Replace it with... Oh, I don't know."
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"but damn if she doesn't get shit done."
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"I would love to take down Hippopopalous"
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"and finally topple the acropolis of monstrous hypocrisy"
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"we're teaching a generation of young boys and girls"
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"Yes, exactly! I feel like I've been alone"
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"Well, you know I got your back, right?"
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"We women have got to stick to... Hey, fruit plate."
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"No, people don't want articles about that. People want life-hacks."
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"Diane, you need to be strong."
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"Everyone is gunning for you. You're a woman talking out of turn about a man."
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"I already reached out to all eight of Hank's former assistants. Nothing."
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"- What about his current assistant? - You think she'd talk?"
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"[beeps]"
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"[gasps]"
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"- Nicole? - Mm-hm."
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"in the embattled region, or a precipitous economic collapse."
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"and I truly do believe that."
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"I'll go back to hosting my dance show,"
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"you're gonna drag down the people close to you."
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"Look, you had your fun."
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"Oh, listen. I had a conversation with my bosses"
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"So, this has nothing to do with the fact"
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"So, help me to understand..."
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"No, of course."
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"Why don't you shut your stupid ugly face?!"
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"I say you should shut your stupid pretty face."
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"[grunting]"
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"No, most of the news has been about Diane and Hank Hippopopalous."
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"I am on your side."
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"You manipulated me and completely took advantage of..."
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"- Todd, nobody cares. - Nobody cares, Todd."
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"You were out of work, now you got your dream role."
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"And it's weird that you never apologized for that..."
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"I didn't want to do that"
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"I'm in your corner."
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"And I said, "Yes." And he said, "God help us all" and left the room."
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"Now I'm not sure that was the right answer."
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"And that someone had to be you?"
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"- Uh... - [sighs]"
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"Mr. Peanutbutter..."
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"People want to murder my wife"
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""You can't. You stupid, ugly can't.""
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"I'm obviously not making a difference here."
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"Actually, maybe you should."
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"You don't really want me to go, do you?"
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"This is the only thing I care about now."
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"♪ Or I'm more man than a horse ♪"
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"Boxer versus raptor. Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na."
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"Thank you, Billy Crystal, for that impression of a black person."
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"- I'm Scott Wolf. - And I'm Matthew Fox."
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"but any of these next nominees would be welcome"
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"- [microphone feedback] - [man coughs]"
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"BoJack Horseman, Horsin' Around."
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