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Clips from BoJack Horseman - Hank After Dark (S02E02)

"Now that's what I call horsin' around."
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"Mr. Peanutbutter, Mr. Peanutbutter's House."
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"[laughs]"
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"And finally, my personal favorite,"
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"Oh, boy, get it off, get it off."
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"- [baby shrieks] - [audience laughs and applauds]"
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"And the animals' choice is..."
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"No, no, no, no. It's because we're on a show"
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"called Party of Five. Get it?"
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"Hey, buddy, pass me that bottle of vodka?"
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"- That's not really how this works. - It's open bar, don't be a dick."
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"- BoJack Horseman? - Do I know you?"
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"- Katrina, BoJack. - I don't watch TV."
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"Can I get another drink now or will that quote, unquote "embarrass" you?"
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"- Uh, uh, no, I would never be... - Erica! Throw me a raft. I'm dying."
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"Listen, I'm doing my own thing here."
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"Can you believe two guys like us"
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"were even in the same category as Hank Hippopopalous?"
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"[chuckles] That's Uncle Hanky."
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"Listen, Peanutbottle, there is no "guys like us.""
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"Hey, boys. What is this, a crossover episode?"
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"That is the funniest thing I have ever heard."
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"I used to watch Hank Hippopopalous's Dance-Pop Cosmopolis"
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"every day after school."
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"- Hey, can I get a picture with you? - Of course, kid."
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"Here, let me advance this. [grunts] And we probably got it."
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"And we'll find out in four to six weeks."
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"Yeah, I can't wait."
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"I've seen your show. You're really funny."
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"You can't beat Uncle Hanky."
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"This suit needs more flasks."
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"Well, sure. But, you know, I won't be out there for another month."
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"Yes, I know, but I always forget to write these things down."
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"Actually one of the stars just died. It's really sad."
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"Oh, really? One person died? Just one?"
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"Are you giving me a thumb's up or a thumb's down? I can't tell."
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"Well, now the production's on hiatus"
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"so BoJack and I are going on a book tour"
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"to promote the new paperback edition of One Trick Pony."
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"The people of Cordovia need you and I need that Toblerone."
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"You need to be on your best behavior for this tour."
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"Don't do that BoJack thing where you go off-script"
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"What? I don't do that."
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"Any bad press you get can hurt Secretariat."
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"Now boarding, Flight 422 to Juneau."
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"Please. We're going to Alaska."
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"You're right. What was I thinking?"
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"while his country rests on the brink of civil war."
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"Shannon, I didn't mean that."
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"Listen. With Hey, I Think You Can Dance as a lead-in,"
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"we are expecting big things for Hollywoo Stars and Celebrities:"
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"What Do They Know? Do They Know Things? Let's Find Out,"
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"or H.S.A.C.W.D.T.K.D.T.K.T.L.F.O. for short."
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"- Mm. - [Wanda] Why don't we get Hank in here?"
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"You guys can get some pictures together."
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"Hank is coming here?"
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"That old guy from Hey, I Think You Can Dance?"
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"- What's the big deal? - You don't understand."
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"I even bought his novelty rap album, The Hank Hippopopalous Hip-Hop Hypothesis."
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"- Want me to go get you some chili? - Good call."
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"Chili is nature's chillaxative."
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"Hiya, folks! Howdy!"
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"- Hank Hippopopalous. - Oh, we've met."
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"Oh, oh, yeah. I remember that."
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"And then on the billboard it'll say:"
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"So, what should I do with my arms? Like akimbo?"
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"- No, that... - King Tut? Mashed Potato? Windmill?"
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"Uh-oh, I'm windmilling. Got a momentum going."
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"Why don't we just do what feels natural?"
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"Guys like us? We're pros."
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"Excuse me, would you get a picture of us?"
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"BoJack, your book talked a lot about how much you love apple fritters."
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"Yeah, thanks for that, Diane."
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"Do you think Israel has a right to defend herself?"
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"as an ally?"
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"[groans]"
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"Well, the thing about that..."
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"[both growl]"
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"I mean, obviously there's no panacea, but a two-state solution"
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"- [Moose] Brilliant insight. - [woman] Very good."
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"- Nyu... - You won't get it. Ask the question."
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"Were you worried at all that it would hurt BoJack or his career?"
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"That's a great question."
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"Well, I think the truth is worth pursuing, no matter what."
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"BoJack's not perfect. There are other celebrities"
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"who have done much worse things and it hasn't hurt their careers."
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"- Like who? - I don't know, like Mike Tyson"
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"or... Sean Penn, or Josh Brolin, or Christian Slater, Woody Allen,"
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"Hank Hippopopalous, Bill Murray..."
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"Wait, wait, what about Hank Hippopopalous?"
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"Well, all of his former assistants have made the same allegations."
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"Any questions about me, the handsome, famous horse with a book?"
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"What do you have against Uncle Hanky?"
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"I'm not saying anything not on the public record."
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"You can just Google "Hank Hippopopalous allegations" and I..."
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"Oh, you don't have to Google it right now."
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"[all gasp]"
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"Dear God."
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"Stanky Hanky? Allegations vile and ranky."
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"But first, the visiting Cordovian Prince Gustav"
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"Hooray, being a prince.""
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"Our main story, ominous and anomalous accusations"
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"against Hank Hippopopalous."
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"Who is this anonymous Diane Nguyen"
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"Joining me now is Hippopopalous apologist"
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"and armchair sociologist, Cardigan Burke. Cardigan,"
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"or I'll sound like a crazy person."
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"face the same kind of smear tactics used by the Viet Cong."
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"Are you calling attention to the fact"
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"[Peanutbutter] You gotta see this set they're building!"
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"and every episode, the eyes light up with dollar signs,"
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"confetti shoots out of the ears, then I somersault out the mouth."
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"We're bringing class back to primetime."
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"- Sounds amazing. - And I'm really getting along"
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"with J.D. Salinger."
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"So... listen. Some website called "Tit Puncher""
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"is saying you said some stuff about Hank Hippopopalous."
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"Oh, my God, Mr. Peanutbutter, I didn't mean for that to happen."
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"Hey, do me a favor. Please don't make a big thing out of this."
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"Believe me, nothing would make me happier"
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