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Clips from House of Lies - Violent Agreement (S05E05)

"And it was fine for our parents."
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"Marty,"
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"what a lovely surprise."
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"How's work? How are the kids?"
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"Listen, I need for you to arrange a meeting"
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"for me with the Kohl brothers."
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"- Getting right down to it, huh? - Yeah."
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"I know that your guys are all about untapped markets."
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"Hey, Marty, did you ever watch Gilligan's Island?"
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"Did I ever watch Gilligan's Island? What?"
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"Man, I loved that show."
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"There was this one episode"
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"where this Japanese sailor gets washed up onshore."
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"He was played by this white actor."
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"Coke-bottle glasses and ching chong accent."
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"- Oh. - Super racist."
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"- Yeah, hilarious. - Uh, well, anyway,"
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"he imprisons the castaways because, get this,"
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"he still thinks it's World War Two."
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"It's 1965; the war's been over for 20 years!"
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"- Nobody told the guy. Yeah. - Nobody told the guy."
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"Take off the Coke-bottle glasses, Hirohito."
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"War's over."
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"You lost, move on."
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"When the Kohl brothers hear what I have to pitch,"
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"- they're gonna be all over it. - No, no, no, no."
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"You're not quite getting it. I'm gonna speak slowly."
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"This was never a real competition."
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"So whatever Hail Marty you're planning on throwing,"
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"don't bother, because it won't change a goddamn thing."
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"Why? Because I've got my thumb... boom... on the scale,"
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"and... I don't want you to win."
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"So all that sweet talking you were doing at the beginning,"
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"that was just bullshit?"
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"Well, no."
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"But then you actually started to want it,"
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"and I couldn't resist picking up that football."
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"I'm Charlie Brown? I'm Charlie Brown?"
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"Ah, yeah. Ha, ha, ha."
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"Okay, well, it's always a pleasure to see you, Skip."
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"I will send you a box of cigars"
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"when I am building hotels with Marriott in Cuba."
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"Wait, what?"
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"Wait, what?"
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"Huh? That got your fucking attention, didn't it?"
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"That's right, Uncle Marty has a plan that is gonna make"
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"the Kohl brothers' Havana Nights wet dream a reality."
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"Holy shit."
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"Cuba, that's, like, a billion-dollar opportunity."
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"I serve that up to the Kohls, they'll lift me up on my back"
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"and parade me through the streets!"
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"Viva la Galweather, baby!"
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"Monica already brought us Cuba this morning, slowpoke."
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"Oh, shit, did I yank away that football again?"
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"She's actually got a very smart plan,"
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"centering around resort development."
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"Once they have established a toehold in Cuba,"
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"the Kohl brothers can spread"
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"their many tentacles into other arenas."
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"Agriculture, energy, polymers and paper."
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"We'll look at the file trajectory,"
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"determine the extent of the malware compromise."
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"Hey, how's it going?"
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"- Hey, guys. How you doing? - Hi."
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"All right, listen, if anyone asks,"
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"you're my cousin Edgar from out of town, okay?"
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"What? Why?"
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"Because I said so, Edgar."
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"Jesus."
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"Oh, hey! Holy shit."
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"I didn't, uh, think you'd be here."
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"I thought you were eating out today, JR."
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"No? Good. Great."
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"Great, great, great to see you."
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"This is JR, my office mate,"
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"my pal, my mentee."
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"- Not your mentee, Doug. - Well, doesn't matter."
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"Uh, JR, this is my cousin Edgar."
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"Um, Edgar grew up a couple towns over from me."
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"Spent our formative years together."
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"Even lost our virginity to the same girl."
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"Can you imagine?"
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"What was her name again?"
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"I don't remember."
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"You don't remember."
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"Classic Edgar."
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"Can I get on this computer?"
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"Yeah. Oh, God, listen to him."
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"Straight off the plane, already has to check Facebook."
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"This guy, always with the status updates, huh?"
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"Sorry."
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"- All right. - Nice meeting you."
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"You don't remember her name?"
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"Get your head in the game, Edgar."
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"Yeah!"
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"Okay, I like where your head's at."
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"Oh."
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"Guys. Guys."
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"Yeah."
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"What the fuck are you doing?"
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"Oh, yeah, what are we doing?"
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"It seems that Ron hedged his bets"
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"and gave Monica our plan on Cuba."
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"So we are taking the measured response of trashing his office"
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"before we do the very same to him."
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"Marty, that... that doesn't make any sense."
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"Jeannie, if you're gonna try to stop us,"
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"you should keep in mind it is twice as much fun as it looks."
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"Marty, Marty."
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"Marty, Ron gave you the keys to Cuba, right?"
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"So... why would he do that if he's just gonna turn around"
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"and give them to Monica?"
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"I do not fucking know, Jeannie."
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"But what I know is that Skip fucking Galweather"
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"had details about Monica's plan that matched ours exactly."
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"So if you don't mind..."
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"- Ha! - No, no, no, no!"
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"- God. - Um..."
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"Okay, look, I don't know if any of you heard"
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"that my cousin Edgar is visiting from out of town."
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