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Clips from House of Lies - Violent Agreement (S05E05)

"Previously on House of Lies..."
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"I know you got a day job,"
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"but I'd like for you to advise the campaign."
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"I represent the Kohl brothers."
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"Cha-ching."
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"We could be there"
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"- for Phoebe in a very real way. - Fuck yeah."
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"Assuming your ex-wife"
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"- doesn't win the offer first. - Correct."
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"We're gonna blow her right out of the water."
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"We screw people over all the time,"
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"but if we're just gonna hand the whole thing"
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"over to Skip Galweather,"
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"what's the point?"
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"The point is money, Jeannie."
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"Skip just called,"
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"and the Kohl brothers are going with Monica."
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"Until they sign on that dotted line,"
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"we can still win this thing."
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"You still have a connection in Cuba, right?"
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"I don't know if Cuba's ready for the Kohl brothers."
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"Let's make 'em ready."
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"You're creeping me out. What's up?"
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"Seth Buckley is leading the polls,"
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"and by extension..."
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"Your penis?"
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"- My penis. - What a shock."
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"Slapping around that boy band"
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"has turned Seth into a social media sensation."
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"Can I give you a little word of advice, Clyde?"
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"I really came in here to gloat. I don't care about your advice."
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"- Proceed with caution, my friend. - Okay."
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"Social media can be a fickle mistress."
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"- Mm-hmm. - One minute, you're being called"
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"the King of the TED Talk,"
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"and the next, VagBreath69"
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"is telling you to"
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"choke on a druid's cock."
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"This is the exact type of break we needed."
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"See, people are taking a closer look at him."
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"Seth Buckley is going to be the new mayor."
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"And VagBreath69 is going to be his chief"
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"economic advisor."
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"Fucking knew it was you. Marty!"
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"Clyde's been saying mean things about me on social media again."
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"I have."
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"Aw."
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"Isn't this nice?"
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"Couple of co-workers just easing into their morning."
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"Yeah."
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"Maybe reading an online article or two."
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"Sippin' a nice cup of joe."
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"You know what? I've actually recently switched to tea,"
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"and I got to say, digestively speaking..."
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"Pretty certain we're about to get yelled at, Douglas."
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"What the fuck is wrong with you guys?"
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"Should I move away from you?"
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"- If you cherish your life. - Yeah."
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"- Of course. I apologize. - Why haven't I gotten"
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"the PowerPoint on the fucking Cuba pitch?"
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"- I e-mailed it to you yesterday. - Well, I haven't gotten it."
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"'Cause the Internet in this building is fucked."
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"- Doug... - I-I'm on it, Marty."
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"I've e-mailed I. T. a bunch of times,"
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"I haven't heard anything..."
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"E-mailed."
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"Where's my head? I'll call them."
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"In the meantime, I guess, I'll just go sit in my office"
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"in front of the computer and wait for the thing."
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"All right. We'll be in touch."
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"Wow, you don't see it coming again?"
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"Or you dickheads"
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"could pitch it to me"
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"right the fuck now!"
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"Cuba strategy for the Kohl brothers."
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"Let me hear it."
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"With the trade ban lifted,"
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"demand for hotel inventory"
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"is about to shoot through the motherfucking roof."
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"That's 1.5 million American visitors per year,"
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"trying to fit into 60, 000 hotel rooms."
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"Yeah, resort development is the tip of the spear."
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"Okay? If they can establish a foothold in Cuba,"
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"the Kohl brothers can extend their tentacles"
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"into many arenas, such as..."
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"Agriculture,"
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"energy, polymers and paper."
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"A vast,"
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"untamed frontier, just off the coast of Florida."
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"Kohl brothers are gonna eat this shit up."
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"Now, the tricky part is gonna be"
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"navigating Cuban bureaucracy, but Ron Zobel's"
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"- got that covered, right? - He better."
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"Hey."
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"So guess who called in sick again?"
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"Fucking nanny."
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"Did she do the whole, like,"
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"voice with the cough, like..."
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"Oh, I don't want to get Phoebe sick."
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"No, she went with stomach flu."
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"I think she knows we're hip to the fake cold."
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"Is that Jeannie? Hello, Jeannie."
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"Yeah, Ron Zobel says hi."
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"Yeah, I heard."
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"So I checked around"
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"and I got no hits on a replacement sitter."
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"I think I'm just gonna take a mommy-daughter day."
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"Yeah, that sounds good."
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"Uh, give Phoebe a kiss for me, okay?"
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"You do the same with Ron Zobel."
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"Ron. Just the man I was looking for."
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"Oh, you want me to double my output of PSLs?"
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"PSLs?"
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"Pumpkin spice lattes."
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"No."
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"Uh, I'm good there."
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"Listen, I was wondering about your Cuba contact."
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"- Mm-hmm. - Has he been able"
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"to arrange a sit-down?"
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"Yeah, one second, because, you know,"
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