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Clips from House of Lies - Violent Agreement (S05E05)

"this requires focus,"
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"and you do not want to over-cinnamon, Martin."
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"God, no."
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"So, Ron?"
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"Yeah, Orozco and I have already had"
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"our preliminary discussions."
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"Man, you really need to taste this."
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"I don't want a fucking latte."
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"Because if you've only ever had"
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"the kind from Starbucks, man..."
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"Ron, just how preliminary have these discussions been?"
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"Yeah. I have not broached the topic"
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"of K and A's interest in Cuba."
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"Great."
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"I mean, no sweat."
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"Not like there's a ticking clock"
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"on this fucking thing."
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"Listen, I know you're looking"
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"to get Skip's dick hard about Cuba ASAP."
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"But listen to me, I have put major time and resources"
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"into cultivating Orozco, predating my employment here."
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"You hedgey motherfucker."
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"Come on. I mean, obviously,"
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"I know it'll be a huge win if we can parlay Cuba"
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"into an offer from the Kohls to buy K and A."
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"Yeah. Because you'd be sitting in the captain's chair, right?"
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"If the sale goes through."
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"But if not, I need some guarantee."
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"Um, how about I guarantee I will stomp a mud hole in your ass"
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"if you don't get this guy on the phone right fucking now."
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"Is that the kind of guarantee you're looking for, Ron?"
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"I was thinking more like a larger equity piece."
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"I fucking swear..."
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"You know I've been a good soldier."
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"Okay? And I've eaten a lot of shit from you."
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"- Yeah. - Yeah."
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"But don't confuse me with being a patsy."
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"Do you understand?"
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"Cuba moves forward on my terms"
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"or not at all."
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"We clear?"
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"Don't forget to breathe. That's the way."
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"Five, four, three, two,"
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"one."
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"Right back into standing crunches."
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"Five, four, three,"
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"two, one. Almost there."
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"- Ha, yeah, Phoebe. - Two more left."
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"Work those baby abs."
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"Here we go. Five, four..."
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"No, you absolutely do not spark joy, dress. No."
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"No. No."
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"No."
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"Oh! Ow."
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"What does your favorite ice cream say"
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"about your sexual prowess?"
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"Give me a break."
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"There's a fly in here."
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"Phoebe, there's a fly!"
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"How does Rocky Road make me a wet noodle?"
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"Phoebe."
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"Phoebe..."
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"Wake up."
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"Wake up, you lazy bum."
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"Phoebe, Phoebe, Phoebe, Phoebe."
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"Are you fucking kidding me?"
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"Okay, well..."
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"we dropped Mommy's stuff off at the dry cleaner."
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"We got you shoes."
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"Where should we go now?"
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"I asked you a question, young lady."
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"Oh, well, if that's"
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"your attitude, I guess we won't go anywhere."
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"What did you say?"
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"I said I think you should go to a bar"
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"and drink until you pass out."
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"Phoebe!"
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"That's horribly irresponsible."
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"It's not even noon."
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"Don't be so locked into societal conventions."
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"I am not locked in."
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"I dare you."
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"Oh, you dare me, do you?"
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"What...?"
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"Are you leaving?"
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"Yeah. Yes. Yes. Sorry."
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"Shit."
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"You got a gnarly piece of malware here."
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"This is impressive."
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"Mm-hmm. Can you fix it?"
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"That's above my pay grade."
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"You got to call Cisco Security."
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"You got to be kidding. So coming down here"
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"was a complete waste of my time."
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"- Great. - Well, I can tell you"
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"the infection point is a computer registered to"
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"a Douglas Guggenheim."
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"That's you, right?"
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"- What? - You know, they're not"
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"sending those sexy pics to you personally."
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"Uh... yeah. No, I know that. That's..."
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"Tho-Those, actually, those are from Marceline,"
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"and I knew a Marceline from college... uh, Harvard..."
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"and I always thought there was kind of an unresolved"
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"sexual tension between us."
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"What's the backstory"
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"on you clicking on Quick Snatch Alert?"
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"What the fuck?"
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"Don't sweat it, man."
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"You're into sex. That's cool."
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"Yeah?"
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"Douche bag."
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"And the pediatrician said"
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"that she'd be happy if he never had"
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"a glass of juice in his life."
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"Which is funny."
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"When we were kids, I feel like all we did was drink juice."
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"Like, I grew up on apple juice and orange juice."
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"Do you remember that, like, concentrated"
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"can of orange juice you could just mix with water?"
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