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Clips from Night Court - Wonder Drugs (S01E01)

"Emerson, please. Figure it out for yourself."
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"Well, just choose any kind you like. Pick one."
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"Pick one."
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"But then, most men are."
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"Look, I'm sick, all right?"
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"For your information, it's just a virus."
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"I just need a copy of the calendar, and I'll be trotting along."
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"I'm sorry."
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"All right. That's it. I've had it."
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"You know, my doctor made me get one of those exercise bicycles."
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"The guy in the dress wants another strip search."
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"- Well, you're looking good. - I know."
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"Let's not forget that everyone that comes before this court..."
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"I was too drunk."
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"Let them suck on a George Washington or lvanhoe, somebody dead."
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"...were ill-timed and highly irregular."
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"Dutton, if you're inconvenienced, I'm glad."
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"A symbol of childish innocence, simple spirit, ingenuous fun."
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"I'm having wonderful feelings."
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"- You're sweet, you know that? - Yeah, I know that."
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"- You're a humanist. - Okay, I'm a sweet humanist."
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"- Good choice. - No, I'm too happy."
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"Just kidding."
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"You can joke."
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"Right. Right. Yeah, of course."
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"According to the doctor, in certain individuals..."
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"Hi. I'm looking for Judge Harold T. Stone."
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"- Where do you want it? - Anywhere, please."
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"Orange or grape, Bostwick?"
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"- Take care. - Yeah. Thanks."
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"If this isn't a good time, I'd be more than happy to reschedule it."
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"He said, sit down!"
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"- Emerson? - Her fiancé."
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"- No, you kissed me. - Sure, after you practically begged for it."
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"I haven't worn underwear since the late '60s."
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"- I respected you, Harry Stone. - I respect you too, Lana."
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"You hurt me, and you try and bribe me with a sandwich?"
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"I was on the dean's list in college, and, of course, I edited the poetry magazine."
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"Wonderful."
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"Lana, darling, I know this is tough for you to understand..."
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"The guilt is coming back into her cheeks."
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"- Take care, honey. - Thank you. Thanks for everything."
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"It's sort of funny thinking about you and me."
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"- What? - I was trying all day to think of the name..."
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"Lana?"
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"It's just an omelet."
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"- Okay. Use Velveeta. - Good choice."
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"I mean, from a melting standpoint."
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"Helpless."
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"Remember you're being interviewed by that reporter..."
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"...from the law journal during the lunch break."
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"Lana, are you okay? You look kind of..."
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"- Peaked? - Yeah, and mealy."
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"- Mealy? - Kind of gamy."
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"Well, good, then take your medicine, take the night off, go home and go to bed."
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"- Hi, everybody. - I cannot do you any good in bed."
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"No man's gonna buy that."
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"Don't worry about me. I can take care of myself."
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"He bought it."
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"- Hi, Liz. - Hi, judge."
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"Oh, I'm sorry."
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"Did he hit you?"
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"Look, I know I look awful, but it's just a little bug."
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"I'm under medication, and I'll be just fine."
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"You lost someone close."
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"Lana is just feeling a little under the weather tonight, Bull."
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"I always choose natural fabrics."
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"Now, a good alpaca is a lifetime investment."
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"Oh, I must jot that down."
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"- Hello, everybody. - Hi, Selma."
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"- Greetings. - Hi, Dan."
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"Good God."
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"Once again, for everybody's information..."
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"...I am sick with a virus. I am under a doctor's care."
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"No matter how I look, I am well enough to perform my duties..."
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"...as a clerk of this court. Do I make myself clear?"
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"- I understand her. - I pity her."
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"I touched her."
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"Slow down."
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"I feel great. Thanks."
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"Whatever the medication is, it seems to be working."
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"I don't feel so drained anymore. You know, I feel vigorous..."
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"...like I could ride my bike around the park."
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"Does it have one of those machines on it..."
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"...that measures your blood pressure and pulse rate?"
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"Used to, but I took it off."
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"- Why? - Make room for the ashtray."
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"All set, Your Honor."
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"What's it look like tonight?"
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"- What a sickie. - Yeah."
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"I mean, gloves with a cocktail dress?"
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"First case, Emil Dutton, Your Honor."
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"In case you didn't. Call Emil Dutton."
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"- Bring that clown in here. - Bull!"
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"...is due a certain amount of respect."
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"And I will not tolerate you referring to anyone as a clown."
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"Unless, of course, they are, in fact, a clown."
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"- Explanation? - Emil Dutton, Your Honor."
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"Alias, Mr. Froufrou."
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"Charged with gambling, disorderly conduct, inciting a riot..."
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"...attempted assault, attacking an officer and resisting arrest."
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"What, no lewd behavior?"
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"Mr. Prosecutor?"
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"Any defense, Miss Williams?"
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"- Tell them what we got, baby. - Shut up."
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"You're disgusting, and I'm disgusted to have to defend you."
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"Check me later and I'll show you why all the world loves a clown."
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"Your Honor, if there were a reduction..."
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"...my client would consider pleading guilty to misdemeanor disorderly conduct."
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"May I submit that this man is more in need of our help than our punishment."
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"- Is that your best shot? - Stick it, Bozo."
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"Your Honor, the state does not feel compelled to bargain with this..."
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"...fallen idol of children everywhere."
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"Spare me. If the little creeps want an idol, I won't disappoint them."
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"I find your attitude a little unbelievable."
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"I mean, according to your file, you've been a circus clown for 15 years."
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"It's a job."
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"A job? You call delighting children, inspiring glee..."
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"...and tickling young fancies a job?"
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"Who the hell is that?"
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