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Clips from Community - Contemporary American Poultry (S01E01)

"Abed and I talked to him by the vending machines."
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""streets ahead.""
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"They're the only good thing in the cafeteria."
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"Ow!"
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"Save some for me!"
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"Troy, did you get my text message?"
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"At least apologize."
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"His dreadlocks remind me of the predator,"
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"Something's gotta be done."
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"Hey!"
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"Well, I may not eat meat,"
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"Then we're the ones with the chicken."
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"That's exactly what it's like, Abed,"
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"Well, you'll apply for the job"
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"He always knew what to say"
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"And that was it. It was that simple."
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"Britta got cozy with star-burns."
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"The fix was in."
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"Well, he can deep-fry the hell out of chicken."
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"Troy even applied for the same job"
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"And gave the world's worst interview"
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"No more racing to the cafeteria."
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"Hacks, sheep."
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"To victory."
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"Hi."
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"I will, Shirley."
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"See that, girls?"
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"Why are you giving Chang chicken?"
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"I dressed like a crazy pharaoh for you, man."
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"It's okay, buddy."
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"So just let me know next time"
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"- Yeah. - Yeah."
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"As a ceo had taught him how"
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"To keep the wheels from squeaking."
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"What the hell is going on?"
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"Ooh."
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"That means you, sexy dreadlocks,"
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"Don't you guys think this is getting out of hand?"
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"- Talk to the backpack. - I told you!"
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"Cool. Okay."
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"Six fingers wednesdays."
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"Hey, Jeff. Hey, buddy."
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"Am I right? I don't know."
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"Float?"
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"I'm good."
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"Well, that's crazy."
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"You want a shot at the Jeff winger throne?"
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"Oh, and for your information, I don't have an ego."
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"No, I'm concerned about Abed"
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"Say "streets ahead" and die."
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"I don't know. Long message. I'm sorry."
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"- Hi! - Yes!"
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"They didn't have college ruled?"
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"- Hey. - Who is this?"
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"It's Travis."
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"Get it right next time."
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"So I did the only thing I could think of."
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"That's been mutilated."
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"He released Annie's boobs."
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"The monkey's name is "annie's boobs.""
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"And write that on your bathroom mirror."
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"Yeah, because it would be my mirror."
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"As for Abed, for his sake"
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"It's not that complicated, Jeff."
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"To people?"
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"Is that they need to get me."
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"As a seasonal arc on law & order."
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"And you turned it all into a way to make everyone like you."
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"Made me ashamed of myself."
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"It's pretty alarming behavior, Jeff."
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"Yeah, maybe I should do that."
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"And have a plate of chicken fingers."
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"Can we eat them while sitting on a table"
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"Like in sixteen candles?"
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"Things went back to normal."
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"I don't want to be late for lunch."
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""amar" is "to love," right?"
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"Oh! Speaking of love,"
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"Shirley, how's it going with the sexy dreadlock guy?"
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"He asked about you."
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"He specifically asked about me?"
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"- Mm-hmm. - Sure."
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"When Annie brought you up, he specifically asked,"
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""who is that?" Abed."
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"- Oh. - What? That's what he said."
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"Abed, your social skills aren't exactly streets ahead."
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"You know what I mean?"
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"- I don't. - You're not alone in this case."
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"Pierce, stop trying to coin the phrase,"
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"Trying?"
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"Coined and minted."
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"Been there, coined that."
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""streets ahead" is verbal wildfire."
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"Does it just mean "cool," or is it"
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"Supposed to be, like, "miles ahead"?"
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"If you have to ask, you're street's fine."
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"Okay, we can banter if we want to banter,"
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"But I'm warning you I am leaving for lunch early."
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"- Me too. - Me three."
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"Streets ahead."
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"Man, you guys really love"
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"These stupid chicken fingers, huh?"
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"Uh, they're not stupid."
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"I haven't had one in weeks. They run out so fast."
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"If God were edible-- not that I'm catholic,"
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"But if it was cool to eat God,"
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"He'd be a chicken finger."
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"- Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm."
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"Well, I wouldn't know."
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"I'm a vegetarian."
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"- Shocker. - Yeah."
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"And if you guys knew how they treated"
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"The animals that you are eating,"
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"You would eat them even faster"
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"Just to put them out of their misery"
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"And then you would throw up."
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"I don't know."
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"Maybe I'm feeling extra protective"
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"Of animals today because my cat is sick."
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"- Oh, a cat? - That's awful."
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