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Clips from The Detour - The Beach (S01E01)

"Did your wife sleep with your billionaire boss?"
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"Did you guys break up?"
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"Finish the damn story."
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"Well, hello there."
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"And I deserve it."
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"You know what? You really do."
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"But I mean it. This boat? Rock solid."
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"Yeah, it's really just my shuttle boat."
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"- Champagne? - What?"
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"Would you like some champagne?"
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"You know, this is called "Viking Champagne.""
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"They have a king. They have a parliament."
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"Come on! Why would you take your t-top off in the rain?"
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"Where did this storm come from?"
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"Let's go!"
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"My husband, uh, who should be here any minute,"
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"Um, he also loves his job."
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"- You look very hot. - Oh."
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"Robin! Robin!"
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"Robin!"
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"Robin!"
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"- From what? - From leaving me."
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"Yeah, but it's not the boat of a billionaire."
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"It was really bad. It was like..."
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"Awkward, porcupine, Mohawk, reindeer, snowman, orbit,"
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"Yeah, I wouldn't do that."
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"for the use of one of your traditional garbs. Namaste."
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"Yes, it's... It's my sister's."
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"Ooh, you got one of her kitten bikinis, too."
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"Stop, stop. Look."
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"and I have been through quite a journey to get here."
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"Hand sanitizer?"
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"That's what this is all about?"
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"It's not stupid!"
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"This could destroy mankind as we know it!"
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"- That's exactly what I said. - Okay, no, no, no,"
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"Right."
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"I'm sorry, but none of this means anything to me."
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"And they said this shit was bad, so you know it's bad."
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"Rat tits."
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"C.D.C. doesn't endorse it."
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"since the Nixon administration."
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"who let all the water out of that gate!"
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"What do you want me to do about it?"
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"- What's right is right. - Mm-hmm."
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"But what's right is right."
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"Did you even climb K2?"
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"- Called what again? - K2!"
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"Grow up, Nate. Insider trading. Everybody does it."
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"- Is that what she told you? - "She"?"
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"Wait. Wait. Whoa! I am 39."
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"But I'm not talking about my wife."
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"It might not make any sense to you, pal, but..."
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"- What's right... - No, no, no, no, no, no."
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"Go home, little girl! Whoo! Whoo! You're free!"
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"- What? - You just killed a 200-year-old animal!"
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"- You killed her! - What's the difference?"
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"Babe, what do you want me to do?"
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"It's the topical surfactants and alcohol hygiene community."
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"Oh, god. I haven't thought of them all day."
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"Those are hookers."
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"Hey, guys, you having a good time? You need anything else?"
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"Oh, don't worry. I got you covered."
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"Come on, babe, let's go."
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"Hey, Gene."
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"It really would."
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"- Yank... - Oh, god."
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"- It's so... - Oh, god. Don't stop. Don't stop."
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"- I'm almost there! - You're so close. Oh, god."
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"Aah! Aha!"
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"Should we have sex?"
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"That makes sense, right?"
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"Okay, and... now to present our latest product"
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"Then there was the wheel."
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"Filthy surfaces."
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"You're saving people's lives."
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"Everybody, calm down. Calm down."
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"- Do you know him? - Th-that guy?"
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"- That's absolutely right. - Admission of guilt!"
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"This is not meant for humans!"
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"Yeah, 'cause that's what they are."
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"to sanitize doorknobs in public toilets, you dipshit."
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"- Well, that would've been embarrassing. - Yeah."
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"Ladies and gentlemen,"
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"we are so excited about this product."
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"And how about the philanthropy, huh?"
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"The time for cleanliness has come,"
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"Oh!"
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"- I do. - Let's go."
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"Can't believe we actually made it."
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"- Is it? - Yeah."
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"- You sure? - Yeah, I mean, come on."
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"After everything we've been through,"
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"I think I know my girl pretty well."
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"Ew!"
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"Should we... nah. Kinda needed that."
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"Douche."
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"- Well, this is boring. - Yeah. Ready to go?"
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"I gotta tell ya, it's pretty great little story."
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"Oh, come on. That's what this is about?"
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"Insurance pays for a whole new car?"
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"Mm."
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"All right, back away, everybody. I got the last one."
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"We're actually not concerned with you at all."
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"A.K.A.. Virginia Montana,"
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"Mr. Parker, just how well do you know your wife?"
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"- Just finish the story. - I've already told you everything."
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"I know you're not married, but are you still together?"
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"And what about your kids? You leave them all alone"
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"- at the resort? - And that Chazz kid,"
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"Yeah, did he publish that story on the dangerous hand sanitizer?"
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"Okay."
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"- It's so beautiful. - I wouldn't know."
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"- I'm only looking at you. - Oh, shut up."
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"I couldn't get my ocean liner in this tiny marina."
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"It's very expensive."
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"- Right? - Yes, why stop now?"
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"- Mmm. It's Norwegian. - Is it?"
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"- Given to me by the king himself. - Mm."
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"I'm sorry!"
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