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Clips from The Detour - The Wedding (S01E01)

"Yeah, but they assumed that the old guy was interested in the mom."
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"Damn it. Ah-ha!"
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"- I swear I'm addicted to it. - My lord!"
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"Oh, my Sweet Lord thundering Jesus!"
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"Yeah, before you start crying there, Rob,"
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"God, no."
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"Yeah, we actually do... $230 for a night's stay."
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"I think it's disgusting."
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"The two of them together is just gross!"
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"To protest the love in this house."
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"I hope this is the fever talking."
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"You never told me that."
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"Hello?"
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"- Am I on speakerphone? - Oh, yeah. Me and the ladies,"
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"Me? I say I'm just a woman."
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"No, I look. I don't say that."
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"I'm just average woman."
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"the most attractive woman in every village."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Your girlfriend's marrying that creepy old dude."
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"That's just her Dad."
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"So I'm not familiar with Jewish weddings."
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"- Oh. - Oh, god. More protestors?"
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"- Oh! - Uh-oh. They're unloading the hate bus."
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"Let Carl and his young, beautiful child through!"
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"- It's gonna be okay, sweetheart. - You asshole!"
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"Dad, I can't believe you sprayed... aah!"
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"Aah!"
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"Really? Regret standing up against your ignorant prejudice?"
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"Put that on your Facebook pages."
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"Get in!"
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"I feel like everything happens for a reason."
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"- Aw. - Oh."
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"Oh!"
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"Holy shit."
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"I-I can't do this 'cause she's 16."
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"That's right. The numerical inversion of my 61."
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"I'm so sorry I sprayed you."
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"Oh, no, that's when I thought she was Jewish."
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"- Gentlemen! Gentlemen! - _"
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"_"
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"7!"
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"14 with father's consent! _"
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"Well, it sounds like we just completed our vows."
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"Somebody please object."
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"You read a magazine on the potty."
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"into the eagle's nest."
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"Dirtbag. He wrestle bear."
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"- Okay, well, about that... - N-Nate! Now don't you dare!"
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"- No. - Nate."
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"You use creepy friend's suit?"
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"Oh, with your Russian propaganda!"
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"- Put it down. Put it down. Put it down. - You are aiming that."
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"You are a repugnant little boy!"
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"I can do this all day, pal."
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"Oh, I don't know, Nate."
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"- Well, we can't take her either. - Why not?"
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"I know, but she's just a child, Nate."
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"Mm-hmm, and that's called child abduction,"
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"So you're just gonna side with him?"
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"You think you're saving her"
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"No. No, he's not. He's not a doctor."
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"- He failed the M.C.A.T.S. - I could've passed them if I wanted to."
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"You're gonna have to say your goodbyes."
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"because I'm a good person."
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"- living with a woman my own age? - Audrey."
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"'Cause I have a predilection for fine young pussy?"
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"Well, sorry I'm not wired like you all, Nate."
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"No."
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"All right, buddy, just move out of the way."
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"No, frankly, I don't give a possum's dirty derriere"
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"But, Robin, now you agreed to perform a ceremony."
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"Hey, buddy, I will run you over, I swear to god."
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"Ohh, listen to you yourself. You bought her."
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"- Whoa! - They just won't have me!"
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"I vare you! Dairy to... Stare da haven-pertuw-lawn!"
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"Burtation. Derson da bison feshzerpickles!"
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"Oh!"
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"- I think he's stroking out. - Yeah."
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"What are you talking about? I didn't hit him."
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"Too soon! Too soon! They're not married yet!"
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"- live in shit village? - I didn't think about that."
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"- It's okay. It's all right. - I think."
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"Yes. I can be mistress. I will wear heels for him."
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"shelter, money for life of travel."
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"Cosmetic procedures."
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"Do you take this young, young..."
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"You gotta honor and cherish and obey her"
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"All right, by the power vested in me"
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"Well... That's good for you."
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"I can still use my tongue."
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"- Okay, thank you. Bye. - I wanted to say thank you."
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"You have no idea what you have done for my daughter and me."
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"- Told you I was a good guy. - So did you see the old dude"
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"It's sweet-tasting and undetectable."
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"No. No. I am thinking you're murderer."
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"You were just thanking me for doing this!"
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"So, um, what do you say?"
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"Yes, you shut up."
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"And we, what, do it beside the dead guy?"
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"It was a nice B&B."
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"I thought the mission was that he had to get to Fort Lauderdale"
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"to get his job back in a blaze of glory."
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"Yeah, but the wife didn't know that."
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"What kind of people would stay at a place run by a pedophile?"
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"That Russian girl was 16."
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"Are you almost done with him? I want my turn."
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"Yeah. I'm about halfway through."
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"That makes two of us."
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"What... what is happening in here?"
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"We wanted to say "thank you," so we cooked for you."
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"And at what ungodly temperature did we cook these eggs?"
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"Yes, well, that is not cooking, Nate."
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"That is an egg-secution."
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"- Hey, before we leave... - Yes?"
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"- I wanna give you something. - No."
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"Yes, please. I recently became ordained."
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"Weird story. Um, and I wanna be the one to marry you guys."
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"- Wait. What?! - Yeah, what?"
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"Yeah. I think this is why I became a minister."
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