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Clips from The Dukes of Hazzard (1979) - Money to Burn (S01E01)

"-Speak of the deviI. -It's Rosco. Let's duck."
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"Cooter, can't you hear me tooting? What's the matter, you deaf or something?"
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"-I was honking and honking for you. -What can I do for you?"
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"WeII, you can start by hanging these posters."
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"''$1,000 reward for capture of--''"
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"''Bo and Luke Duke.'' God, I Iove it."
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"''Wanted for armored car robbery?''"
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"Don't that have a nice ring to it?"
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"This here's J. D. Hogg speaking. Got your ears on?"
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"I got my ears on and my eyes peeIed."
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"And your mouth runneth over. Look, put your foot on the pedal."
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"I'II need a new door when...."
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"Boss sure was ticked off at something. Wonder what he meant by ''the pIace?''"
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"Gonna kick my butt, is he?"
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"Danged if '"the place'" didn't turn out to be the Hazzard Coffin Works."
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"lt was a part of Boss' cradle-to-the-grave social security plan for himself."
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"Most Hazzard babies was born in Boss'hospital."
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"Now, what do you suppose he's got in that bag?"
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"ProbabIy just Boss' Iaundry. Everybody carries Iaundry in a money bag."
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"Boss, how high you want me to stack these biIIs?"
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"How high?"
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"WeII, how high are those gaIIon jugs we use to run 'shine in?"
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"WeII, that's how high we can go under the faIse bottom, jackass."
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"-That's Sheriff Jackass. -That oId Boss don't miss a trick."
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"Even if the revenuers stop them, they'II find no moonshine in there."
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"Right. Now, put it in the faIse bottom."
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"That'II fooI anybody."
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"-Bury it? You mean six foot under? -Yeah."
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"-How's that gonna do us any good? -WeII, first thing..."
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"it's gonna get us another $1 miIIion from the insurance company."
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"And then, after everything's signed, seaIed and deIivered..."
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"and the hue and cry dies down, we un-bury it."
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"-You better round up them Duke boys. -Yeah."
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"I don't want nothing to interfere with the funeraI..."
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"Right."
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"Then why wiII we bury somebody we don't know?"
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"I need some name I can mention at the funeraI..."
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"Let the Boss' fIunky heIp you with the box."
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"We'II have to wait tiII that guy Ieaves."
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"Just me, Boss. We need another box."
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"Go ahead, heIp yourseIves, boys. You know where they are at."
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"-That gave me quite a turn. -Yeah, put a quiver in my Iiver, too."
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"-How about this one? -No."
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"-What about this one, then? -That's the reaI thing."
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"-We want one with a faIse bottom. -Yeah."
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"You fellows are crazy to come here."
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"You boys best pack your bags and get on out of here."
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"We are running nowhere from the Iikes of Boss Hogg and Rosco CoItrane."
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"What about the FBI and the state poIice?"
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"Not if you get hoId of that bonding company."
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"And teII them to meet us at the town square at 3:00..."
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"-so we can give them back aII their money. -Ain't that nice?"
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"That's one of the best ways I know of confessing to a crime you didn't do..."
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"We wiII have it as soon as they agree to drop aII the charges against us."
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"How wouId it Iook if word got out that a big city bonding company..."
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"Bonding company? I wouIdn't even trust my paycheck to that outfit."
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"those boys have been deaIing with feeI the same way."
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"EspeciaIIy, with UncIe Jesse shucking and jiving them into it."
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"Looks Iike I've been shucked and jived into doing some shucking."
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"And jiving."
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"As soon as you make the deaI, you give us a caII over at Cooter's pIace."
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"WouId you Iike to do some shopping over at the Bride and Groomery..."
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"Wedding?"
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"Now, don't none of you single boys out there start to fret."
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"with Boss' true love, meaning his money."
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"Hey, y'aII, here is your spare tire."
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"And this here CB wiII put out enough juice..."
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"to reach from here to most coroners."
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"Lookee there. There's Daisy. Right on time as usuaI."
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"Got the stuff you asked me to rent at the Bride and Groomery."
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"-Did you have any probIems? -No, but I'm gonna have."
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"HaIf the town thinks I'm marrying Enos. I sure hope he don't find out."
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"Any Iuck, he'II be too busy chasing you to find out anything."
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"Bo, Luke, where are you?"
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"Crazy Cooter coming at you. Is that you, UncIe Jesse?"
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"Yes, sir."
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"I wore out my teeth taIking them into it..."
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"from the Tri-Counties Bonding Company."
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"Providing you bring back aII the money."
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"UncIe Jesse, with you and him on our side, how can we Iose?"
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"-And that's a big ten-four. -Let's go."
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"Boss sure ain't taking no chances with that money."
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"Yeah, the onIy ones that can move that pair is us."
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"Or somebody they think is us."
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"-Come on, Daisy, bring in the GeneraI. -That's a big ten-four, cousin."
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"Possum on a gum bush. It's GeneraI Lee!"
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"Freeze!"
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"Go after him !"
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"Yes!"
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"Business must be picking up. You are the second ones today."
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"No need to bother yourseIf. Boss Hogg toId us where to find it."
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"-No, that's my job. -It's aII right."
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"-No probIem. -Let me heIp you out."
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"It's aII right. Thanks."
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"AII right, Iet's get in there."
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"HoId it. This manifest don't say nothing about a shipment to AtIanta."
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"-Are you sure about that? -Maybe you just can't make out the...."
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"And you ain't going no pIace tiII I check with AtIanta by phone."
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"Now, I got a better idea. Why don't you check us out in person?"
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"No, boys, wait."
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"to use that screw driver and work his way out of that coffin..."
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"before he could report to the Boss."
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"Enos, this is your superior officer speaking."
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"Now you just puII over and Iet me pass, dipstick."
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"And you remember, that reward money and them Duke boys are mine."
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"AII right, Bo Duke. Just freeze!"
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"I've been after you aII this time, now I've got you."
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"And now I'm going to naiI you to the barn."
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"Rosco CoItrane, you oId reprobate. If your mama heard you taIking Iike that..."
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"Shoot, Daisy."
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"You ain't Iosing nothing. I got twenty-twenty vision."
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"-Hush. -Yes, sir."
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"Bo and Luke figured it'd take the watchman a couple of hours..."
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"to report to the boss."
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"That'd give them enough time to get that money back..."
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"to the armored car company people."
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"So far, the boys'plan was working slicker than lard on a doorknob."
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"WeII, there's the reception committee."
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"I'd better just check to make sure none of that money is missing."
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"Nope."
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