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Clips from The Dukes of Hazzard (1979) - Money to Burn (S01E01)

"Who is it?"
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"Paradise."
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"Ain't nothing as pleasing to the ear as Hazzard County on a summer morning."
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"With the breeze humming through the trees..."
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"That's a good idea, testing the GeneraI out this way."
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"Hey, Enos, how about we both quit and caII it a draw before we aII drown?"
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"it makes George Washington look like the grandfather of his country?"
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"-Start counting afresh. -Yes, sir."
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"And every year, it aIways hurts. Crime against nature."
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"His IittIe fat fingers just fIy!"
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"Phone books? Burning them?"
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"-Your cousin, CIetus? -Yeah."
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"That's the most briIIiant thing I've ever seen since instant grits."
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"That's the highest I ever counted. It's aII here, Mr. Hogg."
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"Yes, sir."
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"-AII cIear, Mr. Hogg. -Good, good."
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"Don't worry about this money, Cousin Boss."
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"That worked sIicker than goose grease."
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"Got it."
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"What about--"
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"Nobody beat you out of anything, Boss. You stiII got $1 miIIion in oId biIIs."
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"See?"
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"If they'd have seen it, they'd have said so, and I'd have saw them say it. See?"
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"That makes sense to me."
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"OnIy 'cause you're a bigger dad-bIamed, dang-nabbed idiot than he is."
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"What?"
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"What sack? There ain't no sack."
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"Leastways, they wiII be hijackers when you catch them with the evidence."
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"Look!"
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"Now you just hoId on, Rosco. Y'aII ain't about to say it's us now, are you?"
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"We both know that he didn't do it."
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"I guess we're just wasting our time here."
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"-Just heIp yourseIf, Rosco. -WeII, now, I appreciate it."
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"You watch your Ianguage. We never Iaid eyes on those biIIs, and you know it."
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"I'm sorry, Daisy."
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"-Oh, he's stiII hanging in there. -Quick, hang a right into the hay fieId."
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"Besides being the town's best mechanic..."
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"Cooter. Over here."
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"I bet haIf the peopIe in Hazzard County wish he's in this thing now."
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"I figured that one out. What was you hiding from?"
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"-D: AII of the above. -What happened?"
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"And if you ain't at the pIace in 10 minutes..."
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"-You kick my butt. -When I kick your butt...."
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"-Through the one in your bank. -Through the one in my bank."
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"Come back and see me now, Rosco."
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"You got me. He owns just about every pIace in Hazzard County."
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"I got a hunch we ought to foIIow Rosco and find out which one. Come on."
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"Since General Lee stood out like a watermelon in a bowlful of chick peas..."
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"They grew up and financed their homes and cars at Boss'bank."
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"We better check it out to make sure there ain't no ring around the coIIar."
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"How are we gonna get past Boss' driver?"
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"Very carefuIIy."
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"-Thanks a Iot. -You owe me one."
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"About this high?"
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"I got it. I Iove it."
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"Boss, who's Tom MacDougaI? I didn't know he was sick."
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"Look, there ain't no Tom MacDougaI."
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"Because, dumbbeII..."
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"when I read his beautifuI euIogy."
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"I wanna check the road map. We got to find a quicker way to NashviIIe."
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"Yeah, the AFT guys got a IittIe too cIose for comfort Iast time out."
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"This my spIit, Boss? There's an awfuI Iot of $1 biIIs here."
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"Who is it?"
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"got ripped off by a pair of good oId barefoot country boys Iike us?"
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"Daisy?"
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"-for your wedding? -My what?"
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"'Cause Daisy ain't got no more chance of getting hitched..."
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"-HeIIo there, sweetheart. -Hi, feIIas."
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"Yes, this is me, Cooter. Put Bo and Luke on."
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"but there wiII be somebody at the town square..."
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"Looks Iike you might puII this thing off, God wiIIing."
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"You must be new around here."
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"Boss toId Rosco to put the money in that coffin over there."
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"Looks Iike a bunch of chicken tracks to me."
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"WeII, I'm the rooster that made those tracks."
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"The boys figured it would take that watchman a couple of hours..."
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"she wouIdn't show up at the church this Sunday."
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"If you can't teII the difference between me and Bo..."
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"either you're Iosing your eyesight or I'm Iosing my figure."
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"-Ain't I, Sheriff? -Hey, Enos."
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"And have all the charges against them dropped."
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"You wouIdn't teII me there ain't no money, wouId you?"
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"-How couId we have Iost $1 miIIion? -Someone must've switched the coffins."
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"This is Sitting Duck calling Crazy C. You read me?"
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"That's a big ten-four, Crazy C. Over and out."
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"Y'all know that the road to hell is paved with good intentions."
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"Only, l'm betting you never did see a hearse in such a hurry to get there."
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"Boss was tuning up for the saddest eulogy in the history of Hazzard County."
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"PoIice Officers don't pIant pansies."
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"-who ain't ever been born? -That was easy."
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"Oh, great."
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"I won't be Iong."
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"Neighbors, we are gathered here today to say goodbye..."
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"-Just better Iower him down, boys. -Everybody hoId it right there."
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"Sheriff, stop the beIt!"
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"-Let's go. -You mean oId George and oId Abe?"
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"you better have a good expIanation."
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"who Ieft strict orders that this casket not be opened."
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"-Enos, put the cuffs on them. -Wait a minute, Rosco..."
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"-You mean, I don't get to arrest nobody? -Nope."
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"Now we can ship aII them biIIs..."
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"Looks a IittIe Iate for that, Boss."
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"''Wanted for armored car robbery?''"
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"How high do you want me to stack these biIIs?"
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"I thought you were that no-account Bo Duke."
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"Either you're Iosing your eyesight or I'm Iosing my figure."
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"This one's hotter than a hot rod in a haystack."
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"and the crickets chirping in the meadows and the whippoorwills singing songs."
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"'Course, there's other sounds that ain't exactly made by Mother Nature."
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"If we beat Enos, we'II be a cinch to win the Choctaw County Cross-Country RaIIy."
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"The car might need a bath, but I don't."
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"Sorry, Luke. It's my bounding duty to give you a speeding ticket."
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"You know the rules."
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"-You gotta catch us first. -That's exactIy what I aim to do."
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"You win, feIIas. I ain't chasing you through the PearIy Gates."
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"You sIow down to 55 miIes an hour and I won't hassIe you no more."
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"Or a $5 bill that makes honest Abe Lincoln seem like a used car dealer?"
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"Well, for one thing, it drives Boss Hogg up the wall."
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"$990,000..."
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"$995,000, and $5,000 more..."
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