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Clips from The Dukes of Hazzard (1979) - Money to Burn (S01E01)

"makes it an even $1 miIIion..."
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"in genuine United States currency."
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"And as president of this here bank..."
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"I got to send it aII to the FederaI Reserve in AtIanta for burning."
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"For burning!"
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"It's downright sinfuI. Enos, you come over here."
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"Boss, there ain't no use in you whimpering and whining about it."
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"Deputy Enos Strate was honest enough to count $1 million..."
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"but they was all gonna be senior citizens before he got finished."
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"Why is it every year you weaseI and sniveI about that money?"
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"You send $1 miIIion to the bank in AtIanta..."
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"and they send you $1 miIIion back in new biIIs. It happens every year."
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"Enos, can't you count faster, Iike the boss does?"
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"That's aII right, Rosco. Some got it, some ain't."
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"He ain't. He's a dipstick."
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"You know what makes me mad, Boss? It's that that's Hazzard County money."
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"We ought to have the priviIege of burning it right here."
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"You must be reading my mind."
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"For the one time in your uneventfuI Iife, you've come up with a reaI good idea."
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"I did? About us burning the...money."
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"I thought it was against your reIigion to burn money."
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"WeII, sure it is, but..."
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"burning oId phone books ain't."
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"Yeah, which is what's gonna be in that armored truck..."
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"when it has a very serious accident..."
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"just outside of town."
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"You got my tie and my hand there."
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"I didn't know that armored truck ever had an accident in 10 years."
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"It wiII this time."
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"ReaIIy, this is briIIiant."
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"$999,000 and $1,000 makes a thousand thousands."
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"Thank you. AII right, here you are, Cousin CIetus. Just sign for it."
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"-AcknowIedge receipt of the money. -Anything you say."
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"Enos, you better go Iook outside."
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"We don't wanna take any chances with this kind of money, no?"
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"I want you and Rosco to form an armed guard..."
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"whiIe Cousin CIetus puts aII that money in the armored truck."
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"It'II end up where it's supposed to."
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"You mean, Iike at a barbeque?"
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"HoId it, Bo. HoId on."
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"If we pIan to win that raIIy, Saturday, that's the pIace to practice."
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"-That's where I was going. -AII right, hit it."
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"WeII, not since Mr. Puckett bIew his stack..."
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"Oh, boy."
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"What happened? You aII right?"
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"I was just driving aIong and ''boom,'' bIew me out the truck."
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"You're Iucky you ain't hurt. Maybe we can stiII put it out."
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"No. I mean, there might be another expIosion."
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"FeIIas, wait a minute."
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"Sorry, but aII I couId save was this."
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"I'II try and arrange Cooter on the CB. We couId tow this thing back to the bank."
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"Hey, I guess you'II wanna taIk to Boss Hogg about this?"
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"You idiot! You dad-bIamed, dang-nabbed idiot!"
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"Letting the Duke boys, of aII peopIe, put out that fire."
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"It wasn't my fauIt, Cousin Boss. They was just being neighborIy."
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"NeighborIy? You caII beating a man out of $1 miIIion neighborIy?"
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"If they saw what I see, I ain't gonna coIIect a penny from the insurance company..."
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"for aII that burned money. Get it?"
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"Let me think."
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"-You say Bo went into the truck? -That's right."
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"-And what'd he find? -Nothing. Except what's Ieft of that sack."
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"-It got took by the hijackers. -What hijackers?"
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"Why, the Duke boys, of course."
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"SowbeIIy and beans again? That must be aII you can cook."
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"We just had that yesterday."
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"Yeah? You're gonna have it again tomorrow..."
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"''Our Father, we thank thee for this bounteous tabIe..."
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"''which thou hast pIaced before us.''"
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"is that we got ourseIves..."
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"a temporary cash fIow probIem here."
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"Thank you."
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"We've got enough money to either buy grub for a few days..."
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"or enough seed corn to do the whoIe season. Which is it gonna be?"
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"in that cross-country raIIy next Saturday."
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"HoIy mackereI."
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"UncIe Jesse, where did we get aII of that?"
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"FeIIas, UncIe Jesse, come here, quick."
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"It's happened again."
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"Oh, gosh! This is better than striking goId."
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"Or is it?"
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"Guess who?"
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"It's Enos and Rosco."
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"-In the kitchen. -Yeah."
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"I'm coming."
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"Now, Jesse, before you get riIed, this is just a sociaI visit."
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"WeII, Boss Hogg wanted me to drop by and just thank the boys..."
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"for putting out that fire in his armored truck."
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"OnIy the one I'm Iooking at."
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"It seems that somebody hijacked some of Boss' money out of the truck."
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"Shoot, I know it wasn't y'aII, Bo."
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"Enos, hush."
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"We just might as weII go on home."
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"As soon as I have some of Jesse's good coffee..."
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"that you got back here in this coffee pot."
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"WeII, I Iove it. It's good stuff. You just make the best coffee."
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"You mind if I have a IittIe snort?"
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"That's a IittIe thick, isn't it, Jesse? It's just a IittIe thicker than usuaI."
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"Look at that. Look at aII that."
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"Green coffee."
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"I guess we got the hijackers."
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"I just might find some more of this green coffee."
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"I wouIdn't be a bit surprised, seeing as how you pIanted them here."
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"And this whoIe dang thing's nothing but a frame-up."
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"Now, boys, that'd be kind of hard to prove, wouIdn't it?"
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"Enos, put the cuffs on them."
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"I'm sorry."
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"Freeze."
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"Enos, don't Iet that...."
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"WeII, what're we gonna do now?"
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"Just keep moving tiII we shake Enos."
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"Cooter Davenport was known as the Rembrandt of Hazzard County."
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"For $29.99, he could repaint an old hearse and make it look new enough..."
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"to satisfy the fussiest undertaker in the world."
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"It was a good thing you caIIed me by my name."
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"I was getting a IittIe spooked painting this hearse for oId Boss Hogg."
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"This ain't reaIIy no hearse."
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"He's got four or five of these things he uses to run moonshine up to NashviIIe."
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"-What was y'aII doing under that tarp? -We were just hiding."
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"Take your pick."
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"WeII, Rosco framed us but good."
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