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Clips from Futurama - The Futurama Holiday Spectacular (S06E06)

"Happy voters enjoying some holiday cheer."
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"welcome to the annual White House Xmas-tree lighting,"
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"brought to you by Gunderson's Nuts."
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"Oh, no! Could the seed have been contaminated"
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"Yeah, I suppose."
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"made the sickly, little tree grow big and strong."
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"Geez, with these..."
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"Earth is just the way it was before the white man came."
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"All these pine trees are fighting global warming"
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"by producing oxygen."
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"Yeah."
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"Wait a second. Oxygen levels are rising too rapidly."
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"10%, 20%, 60%."
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"As long as it doesn't hit 70."
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"80%."
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"but I still feel I deserve a smoke."
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"Hey, cool. The air is on fire."
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"Holiday Spectacular featuring Futurama."
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"Okay, crew. Xmas break is over."
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"It's time to destroy these gifts we forgot to deliver."
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"but not for robot holidays?"
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"Oh, Lord. Not Robanukah."
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"I'm talking about Robanukah,"
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"Yeah. If it's real,"
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"how come there's no song that explains how to celebrate it?"
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"Because there is."
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"I placed instruments under your seats."
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"Play them or I'll break them over your heads."
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"Do you spin a dreidel made from clay?"
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"Do you eat these yummy, tin-wrapped chocolate coins?"
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"Shalom, Ruth and Esther."
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"By far, the most important thing is oil"
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"To keep the lamp light burning or to help the latkes broil"
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"No, we pour the holy lubricant out from this sacred vessel"
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"The extra made-up touch that makes Robanukah so special"
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"We shall now begin the traditional oil wrestling."
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"Will the referee bring out the ceremonial cruse of petroleum oil?"
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"Thank you, Abraham."
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"Not in the hair, please. I just had it did."
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"Oh, no."
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"but there's only enough petroleum oil for four and a half weeks."
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"We're still getting paid, right?"
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"I told you it's an audition!"
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"Bender, four and a half weeks of oil wrestling sounds like plenty."
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"I got me some whale oil, some squirrel oil."
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"Not kosher! It has to be petroleum oil!"
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"I reckon I do not."
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"Anyways, Earth done run out of petroleum oil."
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"I tried to warn you."
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"This is so unfair."
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"I don't wrestle dry, Bender. I went to Vassar."
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"Professor, I want you to look these poor floozies in the eye"
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"and tell them their oil-wrestling days are over."
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"I suppose there could be a minute quantity of petroleum left,"
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"Setting Bachman Turners to Overdrive."
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"We're getting pretty deep. Look! Mole coffins."
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"It's an albino humping worm."
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"Forty kilometers, 50."
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"There must be petroleum oil down here somewhere."
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"Go deeper. Deeper!"
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"No, Bender. The ship can't withstand this much pressure."
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"Sometimes it falls apart just sitting in the hangar."
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"Call me an old fool, but I believe the Lord is speaking through you."
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"One hundred kilometers."
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"but the air conditioner's on fire."
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"What the hell are we doing?"
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"We're all gonna die so this junkyard golem can celebrate Robanukah."
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"You vile racist."
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"Haven't my people suffered enough?"
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"Now keep drilling for that petroleum oil, you selfish cowards."
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"Although, then again, I guess any kind of oil would be just as..."
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"I am so great. Bender is great"
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"Bender, Bender, Bender"
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"Man, where'd the time go?"
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"Hey, you guys wanna... Oh. Right."
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"They turned into petroleum oil."
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"Hey, ladies, I found some. What the..."
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"There was only enough petroleum oil"
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"but it lasted 500 million years."
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"Happy Robanukah, everyone."
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"Hello, Fry. Hey, Fry!"
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"How you doing? What's up?"
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"LaBarbara, Hermes, happy Kwanzaa."
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"Happy Kwanzaa, brother men and sister men."
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"Well, look at the cat the cat dragged in."
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"Kwanzaa tradition encourages educational gifts."
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"So I brought Dwight my book on mathketball."
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"Whoa! Let me see that."
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"Man, it's a cold one out there."
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"Barbados Slim?"
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"I hope you're ready to celebrate."
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"Whoa!"
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"Hey, Kool-Aid's here."
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"No, child. That's not a made-up character."
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"Zoidberg, lay down a beat."
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"How about I just lay down?"
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"My favorite's Ujamaa"
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"Cooperative economics"
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"Yo, bulldog, I'm talking here Put away the comics"
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"That's from Xmas and Robanukah you plagiarizing lout"
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"But before I go, the most important thing"
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"But they best be made of beeswax"
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"or you all might as well be white"
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"They must be made of beeswax or we might as well be white"
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"Well, we got no beeswax candles,"
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"but these scented regular wax candles will do just fine."
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"Girl, those stink sticks are for single women who take baths."
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"and fetch some beeswax before Kwanzaa ends."
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"Sweet candelabra of La Habra, LaBarbara."
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"Who the hell knows?"
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"Finally, a bee farm that's open late on Kwanzaa."
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"Madam, I need beeswax."
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"Maybe a taste of sweet nectar straight from the hive?"
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"I just need some beeswax to make Kwanzaa candles."
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"Oh, no. This could be the year without a Kwanzaa,"
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"The bees are acting all crazy"
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"It's Colony Collapse Syndrome. The bees are swarming with parasites."
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"They're all dying."
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"Yeah, but what a way to go."
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"You should say something else."
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