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Clips from Futurama - The Futurama Holiday Spectacular (S06E06)

Ah, the Xmas season.

"Ah, the Xmas season."

Futurama

It's "nut" so good.

"It's "nut" so good."

Futurama

God rest ye merry gentlemen

"God rest ye merry gentlemen"

Futurama

When Kringle-bot come dispensing mugs of Xmas fear

"When Kringle-bot come dispensing mugs of Xmas fear"

Futurama

On Xmas Eve, we don our gay apparel

"On Xmas Eve, we don our gay apparel"

Futurama

It can be re-gifted straight to Santa's ass

"It can be re-gifted straight to Santa's ass"

Futurama

But the ornamental armaments are merely superficial

"But the ornamental armaments are merely superficial"

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The one thing that you need to make your Xmas Day splendiferous

"The one thing that you need to make your Xmas Day splendiferous"

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Professor, maybe there's some way

"Professor, maybe there's some way"

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The Svalbard Global Seed Vault.

"The Svalbard Global Seed Vault."

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And I brought a few seeds of my own.

"And I brought a few seeds of my own."

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Guardian of mankind's precious botanical heritage there?

"Guardian of mankind's precious botanical heritage there?"

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We just want to come in and rummage about a bit.

"We just want to come in and rummage about a bit."

Futurama

Oh, so... Okay.

"Oh, so... Okay."

Futurama

"It's so close."

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Is there any chance of cross-contamination?

"Is there any chance of cross-contamination?"

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Now, your pine trees were all chopped down

"Now, your pine trees were all chopped down"

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to make emergency toilet paper during the Fifty-Year Squirts.

"to make emergency toilet paper during the Fifty-Year Squirts."

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Lucky the seeds have been preserved here in the vault there.

"Lucky the seeds have been preserved here in the vault there."

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No.

"No."

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'Twill truly be my finest Xmas ever.

"'Twill truly be my finest Xmas ever."

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My fellow Earthicans,

"My fellow Earthicans,"

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Reforestation has begun.

"Reforestation has begun."

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The planet has returned to its primeval state.

"The planet has returned to its primeval state."

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Good news.

"Good news."

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Happy now, Gore?

"Happy now, Gore?"

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You know, I don't recall having done anything for a while,

"You know, I don't recall having done anything for a while,"

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Everyone's dead.

"Everyone's dead."

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Stay tuned for another tale of holiday hilarity.

"Stay tuned for another tale of holiday hilarity."

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Whoa, whoa, whoa!

"Whoa, whoa, whoa!"

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How come we get off for every dumb human holiday,

"How come we get off for every dumb human holiday,"

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the holiest six and a half weeks in the robot calendar.

"the holiest six and a half weeks in the robot calendar."

Futurama

Hit it. Hit what?

"Hit it. Hit what?"

Futurama

But its ancient-sounding customs are exceptionally newish

"But its ancient-sounding customs are exceptionally newish"

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Mine is called a droid-el and it's rigged to make you pay

"Mine is called a droid-el and it's rigged to make you pay"

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Better. We got fem-bots with illegal five-speed groins

"Better. We got fem-bots with illegal five-speed groins"

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Would it kill him to turn up the heat a little in here?

"Would it kill him to turn up the heat a little in here?"

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into this blessed pit so they can wrestle

"into this blessed pit so they can wrestle"

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is the oil in which the nasty fem-bots wrestle

"is the oil in which the nasty fem-bots wrestle"

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These broads are supposed to wrestle for six and a half weeks,

"These broads are supposed to wrestle for six and a half weeks,"

Futurama

Do you not give a damn about the hallowed traditions of Robanukah?

"Do you not give a damn about the hallowed traditions of Robanukah?"

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That'll be, I don't know, 10 bucks.

"That'll be, I don't know, 10 bucks."

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Petroleum only forms when organic matter

"Petroleum only forms when organic matter"

Futurama

is subjected to intense pressure for hundreds of millions of years.

"is subjected to intense pressure for hundreds of millions of years."

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I can't wait that long. I've got ADD.

"I can't wait that long. I've got ADD."

Futurama

but it would be insanely deep within the Earth

"but it would be insanely deep within the Earth"

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at pressures so dangerously high...

"at pressures so dangerously high..."

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Oh, no. We tunneled into a tunnel.

"Oh, no. We tunneled into a tunnel."

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What's that loud, boring sound you'll hear when I stop talking?

"What's that loud, boring sound you'll hear when I stop talking?"

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Because it doesn't have any pigment.

"Because it doesn't have any pigment."

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What's our depth, Captain?

"What's our depth, Captain?"

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Professor, I've never asked for anything before,

"Professor, I've never asked for anything before,"

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but seeing those fem-bots glistening

"but seeing those fem-bots glistening"

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with oil means more to me than life itself.

"with oil means more to me than life itself."

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Brace yourselves, everyone.

"Brace yourselves, everyone."

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I hate to complain about the heat,

"I hate to complain about the heat,"

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My ice cream Manwich!

"My ice cream Manwich!"

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I thought they were selfish, yet in the end,

"I thought they were selfish, yet in the end,"

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it turns out it was I who thought they were selfish.

"it turns out it was I who thought they were selfish."

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It's a miracle.

"It's a miracle."

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Coming up next, more thoughtful, interfaith hijinks.

"Coming up next, more thoughtful, interfaith hijinks."

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We brought a chocolate cake,

"We brought a chocolate cake,"

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but now I'm worried that might be offensive in some way.

"but now I'm worried that might be offensive in some way."

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Just sit down.

"Just sit down."

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Come in, Barbados.

"Come in, Barbados."

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Look at yourself, all throbbing and shirtless for the holiday.

"Look at yourself, all throbbing and shirtless for the holiday."

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Kwanzaa traditions are quite ancient, dating back over 1,000 years.

"Kwanzaa traditions are quite ancient, dating back over 1,000 years."

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If only someone could tell us more about these traditions.

"If only someone could tell us more about these traditions."

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So sit your asses down and have some knowledge dropped upon ya

"So sit your asses down and have some knowledge dropped upon ya"

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And Umoja. And the rest!

"And Umoja. And the rest!"

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Like the ever-changing nature of my sexual proclivities

"Like the ever-changing nature of my sexual proclivities"

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I think there's one called Nia but I don't speak Swahili

"I think there's one called Nia but I don't speak Swahili"

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If your Kwanzaa candles ain't 100% beeswax,

"If your Kwanzaa candles ain't 100% beeswax,"

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you bring shame on your people.

"you bring shame on your people."

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Husband, show a little Ku'umba

"Husband, show a little Ku'umba"

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Isn't this the last night of Kwanzaa?

"Isn't this the last night of Kwanzaa?"

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You sure you don't need a little honey, handsome?

"You sure you don't need a little honey, handsome?"

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There ain't no beeswax in the whole world.

"There ain't no beeswax in the whole world."

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like every year before 1966.

"like every year before 1966."

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like they been drinking Tang and cough syrup,

"like they been drinking Tang and cough syrup,"

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or as I call it, my Friday night.

"or as I call it, my Friday night."

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My God.

"My God."

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and we swore we'd never go back there.

"and we swore we'd never go back there."

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To communicate with the bees,

"To communicate with the bees,"

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we are at the exact center of the honeycomb.

"we are at the exact center of the honeycomb."

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Does that thing tell you where the queen bee is?

"Does that thing tell you where the queen bee is?"

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Now, instead of working in harmony,

"Now, instead of working in harmony,"

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or are you yellow with black stripes?

"or are you yellow with black stripes?"

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Okay, gang. We have plenty of beeswax. Let's get back to the ship.

"Okay, gang. We have plenty of beeswax. Let's get back to the ship."

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The crazy tablecloth man is right.

"The crazy tablecloth man is right."

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Come here and give me a sting.

"Come here and give me a sting."

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Thank you, my human brother.

"Thank you, my human brother."

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We are once again of a single hive mind.

"We are once again of a single hive mind."

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They killed him.

"They killed him."

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Don't worry. The Futurama crew will be back next year

"Don't worry. The Futurama crew will be back next year"

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with all new episodes featuring Bender, Leela and me, Al Gore,

"with all new episodes featuring Bender, Leela and me, Al Gore,"

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as Captain Lance Starman.

"as Captain Lance Starman."

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It's The Futurama Holiday Spectacular brought to you by...

"It's The Futurama Holiday Spectacular brought to you by..."

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Who wants a delicious unshelled nut?

"Who wants a delicious unshelled nut?"

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Ooh, I'll have one.

"Ooh, I'll have one."

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What's wrong, Fry? Are you regretting another wasted year?

"What's wrong, Fry? Are you regretting another wasted year?"

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just doesn't feel like Christmas.

"just doesn't feel like Christmas."

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Can someone please explain how you celebrate this crazy holiday?

"Can someone please explain how you celebrate this crazy holiday?"

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Preferably in song.

"Preferably in song."

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It's the violentest season of the year

"It's the violentest season of the year"

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Sugar plummy visions will be dancing in your head

"Sugar plummy visions will be dancing in your head"

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Is a pine tree A pine tree that's coniferous

"Is a pine tree A pine tree that's coniferous"

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We have to have a pine tree that's coniferous

"We have to have a pine tree that's coniferous"

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What we need is an old-fashioned pine tree.

"What we need is an old-fashioned pine tree."

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Cram it, Virginia.

"Cram it, Virginia."

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Pine trees have been extinct for over 800 years.

"Pine trees have been extinct for over 800 years."

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Like we did with the barking snakes.

"Like we did with the barking snakes."

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Pine trees aren't barking snakes.

"Pine trees aren't barking snakes."

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They won't just turn up in a salad at Olive Garden.

"They won't just turn up in a salad at Olive Garden."

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Behold!

"Behold!"

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Since 2008, the vault has preserved seeds of every known plant species,

"Since 2008, the vault has preserved seeds of every known plant species,"

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No.

"No."

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What's that splork on them?

"What's that splork on them?"

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It's not germs, is it?

"It's not germs, is it?"

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Now that's a tree worth chopping down.

"Now that's a tree worth chopping down."

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