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Clips from Desperate Housewives (2004) - Romance (S01E01)

"- He has such nice manners. - I know."
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"The right man will come along. Just give it time."
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"I would have given up entirely if it weren't for you and Morty."
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"- Morty? - Yeah, you know."
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"It's the third time around for both of you and you're really clicking."
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"Oh. It gives me hope."
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"- What's wrong? - Nothing, nothing. Um..."
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"You're not tired. You took a nap. What is it?"
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"- I left Morty. - What?! Why?"
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"Because he shoved me."
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"About how much time he's spending at that damned pancake restaurant."
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"If that's where he's really been."
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"Oh, you can't be serious. Morty?"
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"You think men his age don't have needs?"
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"You should see the waitresses he hires."
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"Every year, they get younger and younger."
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"Maybe you feel that way because every year you get older and older."
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"- That's a horrible thing to say. - I'm sorry."
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"- I'm not that old. - I said I was sorry."
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"- People think we're sisters. - That's 'cause you tell them that."
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"One time. You've gotta let go of that."
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"OK, look. I am just saying that I don't think Morty cheated on you."
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"Well, he did shove me."
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"And the least you can do is be supportive."
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"You're right. You're right."
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"- He also threw a book at me. - Oh, come on!"
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"I mean... He shouldn't have done that."
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"Huh. Thank you."
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"Porter, honey, those cookies are hot."
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"You know, pictures are prettier if you color inside the lines."
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"[Sighs] Well, art is subjective."
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"- Porter! What did I tell you? - But I'm hungry."
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"Then I will fix you a very nice bowl of peaches and cottage cheese."
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"- Ew! Barf! - Don't be common, young man."
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"Come on. If you play with those cookies one more time,"
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"I'm gonna have to spank you."
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"Mommy always says she's gonna but she never does."
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"Well, I am not your mommy."
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"And if you misbehave in my house,"
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"So be good."
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"[Crash of metal]"
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"[Bree gasps]"
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"I'll be good."
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"Those cookies were made from scratch."
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"Your fate is sealed."
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"Come here."
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"No, no!"
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"What's that?"
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"- It's a legal document... - I know what a post-nup is."
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"if I'm sure you'll really be around when I get out of jail."
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"And the post-nup changes the terms of the pre-nup, so..."
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"...you get nothing."
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"You don't trust me?"
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"Because I'm not signing that piece of paper."
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"You're a very beautiful woman, Gabrielle."
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"But... you're not very bright."
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"If you don't sign it,"
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"I'll pull the plug on the settlement agreement, divorce you,"
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"which is basically nothing."
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"So what do you expect to happen right now, Carlos?"
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"I'll sign the paper and jump right back into your arms?"
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"It doesn't mean that I don't love you."
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"You know I think you're the perfect woman."
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"- Flaws? - Mm-hm."
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"and you told me about your secret compartment"
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"Well, me being pretty and therefore stupid,"
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"You didn't burn the papers."
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"Worse. I read them."
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"- OK, OK... - You have a nerve talking about trust"
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"with a secret bank account in the Cayman Islands!"
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"- That was a safety net for both of us. - I'll bet."
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"- Have you told anyone about this? - No, but I could."
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"Isn't that why the prosecution didn't have a case against you?"
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"They couldn't find the profits you made."
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"So if I were you, I wouldn't mention the words divorce,"
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"trust, or post-nup ever again."
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"You don't wanna piss me off."
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"I know, baby. It hurts to lose."
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"Ante up."
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"Well, look at me!"
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"The rules are simple. We play for cash, the dealer picks the game,"
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"and unsubstantiated gossip is encouraged."
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"Bree, thanks again for watching my boys. They weren't too much to handle?"
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"OK, I'll bet."
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"So, Sophie, Susan says you're going to the spa tomorrow."
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"Yes, Susan is treating me to an entire day of..."
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"When you say punishment, what exactly are we talking about?"
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"Oh, I had to spank him."
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"OK, I will re-raise."
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"You spanked my son?"
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"Las Brisas Spa. Yup, that's where we're going."
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"Tom and I don't believe in hitting our kids."
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"Sorry, I didn't know."
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"It won't happen again."
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"Of course, I'm somewhat surprised you don't spank them."
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"Everybody knows they're a little bit... out of control."
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"Wow, I am dragging today. Shall we put on another pot of coffee?"
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"Yeah, I'll do it."
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"I'II... I'll fold."
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"Yeah, you're right, Bree. I've got a lot to learn about parenting."
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"I feel so blessed to be getting sage advice"
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"from an impeccable mother like you."
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"Your kids turned out perfect, if you don't count Andrew."
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"Where is he, again?"
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"Some kind of a boot camp for juvenile delinquents?"
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"OK, girls."
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"- Honey, nobody's blaming you. - The hell I'm not."
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"Lynette..."
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"If you will excuse me."
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"- Lynette, will you go after her? - She spanked my son."
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"I'm not apologizing."
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"Usually, poker is more fun than this."
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"Oh."
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"So help me, if you don't back me up on this, I will lose it."
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"That is not the point. You don't spank other people's children."
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"He was misbehaving. She had to do something."
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"But make no mistake, she definitely crossed the line."
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"Damn right. She could've tried something else, like a time-out,"
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"or she could've simply threatened to spank him."
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"Yeah, 'cause that works out so well when we do it."
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