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Clips from Desperate Housewives (2004) - Romance (S01E01)

"I must have sold several hundred of these."
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"There were many things Gabrielle Solis knew for certain."
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"She knew diamonds went with everything."
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"And you're still here."
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"But you're worth it."
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"Saturdays on Wisteria Lane belong to the children."
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"Twelve years ago, your late wife purchased a toy chest."
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"Yeah, it was about this big, had little dancing bears on it."
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"I told you a detective came to take you away."
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"- L-I thought that... - No."
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"From the only family that you'd ever really known."
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"And that..."
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"Nowhere in that brochure did it say we're expected to attend."
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"I'm making him this care package. He'll know that I'm thinking about him."
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"I guess they feel baked goods from Mom undercut the boot-camp experience."
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"Because she steals things. Damn it, Christy, you're 13."
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"You got a lot of trips to the mall ahead of you."
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"So what is it that will make it worth your while?"
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"and agreed to a seven-figure settlement check."
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"You know, once you calm down, you're gonna realize I did the right thing."
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"[Tires screech, loud crash]"
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"Grandma's here."
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"I guess I just made this pretty awkward, huh?"
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"OK."
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"- Mom! - What?"
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"Today, I have a chance to rejoin the human race for a few hours."
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"- If it were any other day. - Bree, I'm wearing pantyhose."
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"Susie, I don't want you worrying too much about this Mike thing."
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"I'm just... I'm tired."
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"Morty? No!"
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"You think I'm lying? Fine!"
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"- Why would he shove you? - I confronted him."
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"- We don't get spanked. - Really?"
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"you will get spanked."
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"- It was an accident. - Porter, I warned you."
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"It's called a post-nuptial agreement."
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"What is it doing on my coffee table?"
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"I can forgive that stunt you pulled with the settlement check,"
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"So if you try and divorce me while I'm gone..."
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"- Afraid not. - Well, that's too bad."
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"I'll give you an example."
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"and you told me to burn the papers that I found in there?"
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"I forgot."
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"Finally in on one of your legendary poker parties."
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"Susan's always telling me how much fun you have."
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"We had a wonderful time. Although I think Porter had a little less fun."
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"- Is it an all-day thing? - What do you mean, Porter had less fun?"
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"- I'll raise. - He misbehaved, so I had to punish him."
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"It used to work. They've figured out it's an empty threat. They're onto us."
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"But the boys are getting older and smarter."
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"You're welcome, Zachary."
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"- I didn't know that. - It's true."
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"He only wants to talk to his dad."
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"I mean it this time. These are not just words."
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"Look, I love her, but the Pancake Shack is just starting to take off."
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"And if anyone here should apologize, it's me."
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"You're Mike?! Oh, my God!"
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"What are you smiling about?"
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"Wait a few minutes and I'll give you one, OK?"
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"Hm."
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"Oh, but I'm not. I have flaws."
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"Remember the time when you were in jail"
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"Lynette, is there a problem?"
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"Yes, Bree shouldn't have spanked Porter. But it's not like she hurt him."
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"And eventually, believe me,"
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"I mean, there was this one time, we were coming home on the interstate..."
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"Mike Delfino."
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"I sympathize, I really do."
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"- It didn't work out. - I'm sorry."
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"Previously on Desperate Housewives..."
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"Is anybody here?"
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"There may have been a breakdown in our care."
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"You trying to buy us off?"
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"If you're not careful..."
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"There's this place called Camp Hennessy."
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"I'm not going to any camp for juvenile delinquents."
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"You don't have a choice."
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"...past mistakes..."
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"We pulled it out of Rockwater Lake."
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"I have a list of customers' names on file."
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"...will come back to haunt you."
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"I won't tell anyone. I'll keep your secret, Dad."
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"She knew red was her color."
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"And she knew men were all the same."
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"But the one thing Gabrielle knew above all else,"
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"she would never want children."
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"Unfortunately for Gabrielle,"
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"her husband Carlos felt differently."
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"I'm so lucky to have you."
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"OK, I'll bite."
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"Why are you so lucky?"
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"I don't want to have kids and you do."
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"Oh, that."
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"Most men would leave over something like that."
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"I'm grateful. I know the sacrifice you're making."
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"There's still a part of me that's hoping to change your mind."
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"Once you had a baby, I think you would love it so much that..."
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"Honey, it's not gonna happen."
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"- You never know. - No, sometimes you do."
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"Well, it is a sacrifice."
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"Yes, Gabrielle Solis knew without a doubt she didn't want to be a mother."
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"But what she couldn't know was"
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"just how much her husband wanted to be a father,"
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"or that he'd ben tampering with her birth control for months."
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"Or that within one wek's time..."
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"...she'd be pregnant."
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"And while most would spend the day practicing their sports,"
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"and riding their bikes,"
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"and jumping their ropes,"
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"Inded, some children were being forced to grow up very quickly."
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"Sorry to bother you. We have a few questions for you."
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"About what?"
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"Toy chest?"
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"Gosh, I'm sorry."
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"The craftsman who makes these chests keeps a list of customers."
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"Apparently, you purchased one in August 1992."
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"We'd like to know where that chest is now."
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"Wow, I, uh... wish I could help you."
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"I don't recall any toy chest."
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"[Zach] I remember."
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