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Clips from Desperate Housewives (2004) - Romance (S01E01)

"It had little bears and balloons on it, right?"
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"Yes, son, that's right."
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"We threw it away when I was little."
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"I was standing on it and it busted."
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"- Remember, Dad? - Vaguely."
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"I guess that's all, then."
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"Thank you both for your time."
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"Hey. What's the deal with this chest, anyway?"
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"One just like you had washed up on Torch Lake."
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"- It had a woman in it. - A woman?"
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"She was all chopped up."
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"Obviously, we need to talk."
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"You lied to me. You said it was a man in the box."
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"No, I didn't lie."
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"The policeman said it was a woman's body. You were lying."
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"I never said it was a man."
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"- You didn't? - No."
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"Stop. Please stop. I..."
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"I know you're lying to me, OK? I know that you're lying."
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"For the last time, someone came and tried to take you away..."
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"Yes, a woman."
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"- A woman came. - Yes, she tried to steal you."
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"And we couldn't let that happen. And we didn't."
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"...is the truth."
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"[Rex] We can't cancel now. It's two days away."
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"I'm not going. That's all there is to it."
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"Counseling is part of the treatment at Camp Hennessy."
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"What'll Andrew think if you don't show up?"
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"Why are you putting in lemon squares? They told us not to send him sweets."
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"I don't understand why."
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"Fine, I won't send them. But I think it's a stupid rule."
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"Are you going to this thing or not?"
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"- No - Why?"
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"Because the minute I get there, Andrew will start..."
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"...attacking me for abandoning him."
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"- And I don't want to hear it. - There's no reason to feel guilty."
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"You did everything you could for him."
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"I don't feel guilty."
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"OK."
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"Please, Christy."
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"There's no way I can get another babysitter this late in the day."
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"- Parker, knock it off. - No."
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"Because I'm having drinks with friends I used to work with."
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"They never call and if I blow them off,"
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"that's it, I'm dead to them."
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"[Children yell]"
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"No, I can't call Patty Binks."
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"OK, I'm sorry. I'm sorry I raised my voice. I'm calm."
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"So I'm starting to think that this is about money."
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"A hundred! That's extortion. There's no way in hell that I'm gonna..."
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"Hello?"
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"Hello?"
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"Parker, I swear I will spank you. Knock it off."
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"Hi, Mrs. Binks. Is Patty there? Thank you."
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"Hi, honey. I'm back."
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"Hey, sweetie."
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"This is Mr. Steinberg, the attorney from the hospital."
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"- Oh, have we met? - Yes, Mrs. Solis. We've met."
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"Don't you remember?"
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"It was after Mama died."
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"Apparently the hospital was negligent"
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"A check I was never told about."
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"Oh, that."
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"I..."
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"- Mr. Steinberg... - I was just leaving."
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"- Why the hell didn't you tell me?! - You wouldn't make the right decision."
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"The right decision was to use that money for my lawyers,"
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"to fight the indictment instead of taking the plea bargain."
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"The government would have seized the settlement."
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"- We could have fought that in court. - And you would have blown the money."
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"Who cares?! If there was a chance I didn't have to go to jail?!"
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"You had Laotian convicts sewing casual wear for two cents an hour."
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"Don't you think you deserve a time-out?"
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"Eight months. Thanks to you, I'm going away for eight months."
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"When you get out, we'll have money to start over with. Thanks to me."
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"And when that happens, I'd appreciate an apology."
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"[Grandma] Oh!"
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"Now that is just... perfect."
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"Stay put."
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"- [Grandma] I am so sorry! - Hey, Mom."
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"Oh, hey, Susie."
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"- I goofed. - [Susan] What happened?"
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"Oh, you know me. No depth perception whatsoever."
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"I'm stunned they even issued me a license."
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"So, you're Susan's mom."
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"Yeah."
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"I'm Sophie Bremmer. And you are?"
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"Susan's told me so much about you!"
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"Well, don't just stand there. Give me a hug!"
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"Mom. Uh... Mike and I aren't... together anymore."
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"Oh! Sorry."
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"Yeah, you... you really did."
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"So let's just call the insurance company."
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"Well... It's nice meeting you anyway, Mike."
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"You too. I never would've guessed you were Susan's mom."
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"I know. I look too young."
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"I got pregnant when I was a tiny teenager."
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"- OK... - The first time I got drunk, ever."
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"- Can you believe it? - Let's go."
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"Her father was a marine. Afterwards, he gave me three of his medals."
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"Let's go inside and call the insurance company."
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"[Sophie] Oh, right."
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"I used to have all these questions about how you got to be the way you are."
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"They were all just answered."
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"Hi!"
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"[Lynette] Hi!"
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"Hi!"
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"What's going on?"
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"Oh, uh..."
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"- My babysitter cancelled. - Oh, Lynette, I'm so swamped today."
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"My house is a mess and I've got millions of errands to run."
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"Please hear me out. This is important."
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"There are actual adults waiting for me with margaritas."
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"Look, I'm in a dress. I have make-up on."
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"- Bring them in. - Thank you, thank you."
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"OK, in you go."
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"Then the police showed me his mug shot."
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"- No! - Yes."
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"Mike served time for selling drugs and manslaughter."
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"- I can't believe it. - Well, it's true."
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