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Clips from The Good Place - Tahani Al-Jamil (S01E01)

"So Aristotle was Plato's student."
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"because it's just the result of your actions,"
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"For example, right now,"
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"are we sure we should be paying attention to these guys?"
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"It's like, who died and left Aristotle in charge of ethics?"
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"Plato."
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"Uh, we're just... kissing."
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"And groping?"
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"What?"
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"Hi. What brings you here?"
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"You know, I was just, uh, in the neighborhood."
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"so, you know, I'm always in the neighborhood."
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"Anyway, this is for you."
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"I thought it was kind of a nice gesture."
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"It's a total con. I see through her little act."
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"- Bingo. - Okay."
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"how to be a good person."
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"Maybe you should return the favor"
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"That exactly what she wants me to do, Chidi, wake up!"
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"_"
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"Hump day."
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"but she's a little stiff, so I've been trying to get her"
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"It's a work in progress."
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"You essentially only did one thing while you were on earth."
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""Practical Ethics and Their Application"
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"in the Modern World... semi-colon... a Treatise...""
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"You know, do things that you haven't done on earth, right?"
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"I'll... I'll see you guys tomorrow."
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"Jianyu, darling, look, it's Eleanor from next door."
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"Fresh pears."
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"So maybe it's a better gift."
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"But do come and sit down."
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"Oh, I'm sure I don't know."
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"to make sure that every single person"
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"and carrying on."
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"This note was slipped under my door yesterday."
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"your negative actions affect this world."
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"This plant represents your relationship to Tahani,"
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"Hmm. Yeah."
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"So all I want to do is just check in,"
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"see how everyone's holding up."
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"So tell me about yourself."
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"raised in London, schooled in Paris, but I think"
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"Did you ever, uh, skim a little off the top for yourself?"
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"And as I raised nearly $60 billion,"
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"I was a model, a museum curator,"
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"an "It Girl," and..."
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"That was quite fun."
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"Want to tell me about that rock bottom you probably hit?"
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"Oh, I didn't really do it for long."
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"I'm cursed with ample bosom."
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"And "Al-Jamil" means "beautiful,""
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"Hey, babe, got you coffee."
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"Oh, great."
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"Here, watch."
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"No, dog-face, you didn't get the job."
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"No, I'm just saying we shouldn't go there."
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"We can get coffee somewhere else."
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"Did you know your left reference is a little bit"
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"bigger than your right reference?"
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"It's not a bad thing, it's just... it's a thing."
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"This is the perfect hobby for you, Chidi."
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"Cartography."
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"Your neighborhood stretches way beyond"
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"what you've already seen."
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"And you can map it,"
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"I have what doctor's call "directional insanity.""
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"Fun fact: all deceased members of the Portland Trail Blazers"
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"basketball team are also in the Bad Place."
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"and into "fun facts" and trivia tidbits."
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"Fun fact: a "wheelhouse" is a part of a boat."
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"Fun fact: Janet is me."
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"All right, let's forget about exploring."
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"Let's walk back to town, shall we?"
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"Isn't she just the nicest person?"
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"we simply couldn't be happier."
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"Chidi, this is the perfect hobby for you."
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"I prefer to take my time with things."
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"the hat... that will bring you a positive experience."
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"slipped right into overt sexuality."
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"our wonderful neighbors."
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"Boop!"
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"Well, I should really be going. I have to begin"
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"my 12 step Korean skincare regiment,"
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"Please stay and enjoy the evening tea."
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"Boop!"
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"and you make things."
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"cruel and distant, apparently."
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"I just can't get this right."
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"Um, but I just want to be an academic."
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"You see, Chidi, I can read the entirety"
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"of the world's literature in about an hour."
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"I mean, it's so convoluted, I just kept reading"
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"what the heck you were saying."
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"Oh, no."
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"I mean, on page 1,000,"
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""Of course, the exact opposite might be true.""
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"You're a brilliant guy, Chidi."
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"But you just kept revising and rewriting"
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"I have a very bad stomachache."
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"What's wrong?"
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"Am I a good teacher?"
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"Yeah, you're a great teacher."
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"- What's that? - Hmm?"
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"and also read about all the mean and terrible things"
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"Huh."
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"What do you think that means?"
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"You stole Tahani's diary."
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"you have to do good things."
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"First of all, throwing sand is an excellent way to put out a vodka fire."
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"I was hoping you would come to this conclusion on your own,"
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"I wrote myself the note."
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"And as it turns out,"
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"It has been proven by an infallible formula."
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"and condescending at times,"
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"watch a Roman Polanski movie, listen to R. Kelly,"
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"There's bad stuff everywhere, man."
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"It's impossible to avoid."
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"Shouldn't we just try to do the right thing whenever we can?"
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"Have fun being so amazing and perfect until you die."
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