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Clips from American Dad! - May the Best Stan Win (S05E05)

"# I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day #"
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"# The sun in the sky has a smile on his face #"
American Dad!
"That was me!"
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"- [Rubber Squeaking] - What is that?"
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"Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?"
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"Yes, it's a mannequin."
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"- Is it clean? - You know it's not clean!"
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"like a queen or a quadriplegic."
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"- [Gasps] Really? - For really reals."
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"Francine, it's "till death do us part.""
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"I don't even want to look at you!"
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"Hey, you guys mind keeping it down?"
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"Hey, guys. I was eavesdropping, but I found something better to do."
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"originally played by Kim Cattrall."
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"And... action!"
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"- Who are you? - The name's Ira Segal."
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"Look how many pockets are on his jacket."
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"I think we should let him do it."
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"[Snoring]"
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"- That's too much marinade. - Francine!"
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"This is the C. I.A. contract that I signed to become a cyborg."
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"[Thunderclaps]"
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"[Soft Beeping]"
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"What's happening?"
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"Stan, in the future, the machines rise up and try to destroy the human race."
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"Early."
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"If you're gonna save the world in a thousand years..."
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"So take these things apart and learn how they function..."
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"You don't even know me!"
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"[Gasps] Roomba!"
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"She's soft on the machines. Probably betray us."
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"Look, it's Valentine's Day, and I want to go to brunch."
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"Have fun, you two."
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"I hate your face. Do it again."
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"One-Eyed Willie buried a treasure."
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"It was full of diamonds and emeralds..."
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"So convincing that I ruined the shot."
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"##[Synthesized Pop On Stereo]"
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"It's Japanese funk. Give it a chance."
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"It would just be for pleasure."
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"because future armor protects everyone from the mid-calf up."
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"[Stammers] I guess."
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"[Future Stan] That man will let you down again and again."
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"The coupons are all gone, brah."
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"I never die, so I'm just gonna lie next to her forever..."
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"[Steve] Down here, it's our time."
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"Sex doll? Ew!"
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"I'd rather do another one of my uncle's secret basement movies..."
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"We can't quit. This is our time."
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"- I'm in. - Me too!"
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"[Crickets Chirping]"
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"[Footsteps]"
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"[Both Groaning]"
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"Damn it! Why did I join that stupid cyborg program?"
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"Francine, listen. I love you."
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"If you really believe that, then here, take the contract."
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"That's all I needed to hear."
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"I'm still Stan!"
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"Yeah?"
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"- [Roars] - [Gasps]"
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"[Groans] You choc-blocked me, bro!"
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"I'm never going to let go of this hand ever again."
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"# Hershy Park Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ##"
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"# Good morning, U.S.A. #"
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"Did you put googly eyes on the Roomba?"
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"Yeah. I like to look someone in the eyes as they clean for me."
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"It's a power thing."
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"Stan! Valentine's isn't for another two days!"
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"No, I just wanted some chocolate..."
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"and they only sold them in that box at Hershy Park."
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"You went to Hershy Park without me?"
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"Yeah. Someone told me about it. Sounded cool."
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"For years, I've been telling you I want to go there!"
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"Well, now I know why, because that place is awesome."
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"Milk Chocolate World is great."
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"I loved White World."
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"Didn't care so much for Dark World."
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"Stan, Francine, look at me go!"
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"[Grunts]"
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"Nein! Nein, Roomba!"
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"[Video Game Beeping]"
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"##[Electronic Music]"
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"[Gibberish]"
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"I have not remotely understood one of these Japanese games."
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"Can we just play a normal game?"
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"Hide-and-go-pee!"
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"[Together] Barry, no!"
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"She tastes like a ball gag!"
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"[Together] Shot-for-shot remake of the movie Mannequin!"
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"Boys, you found... Erica."
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"Mr. Yoshida, can we borrow your mannequin?"
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"Of course you boys can use this... mannequin."
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"Thanks!"
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"- Ow! - Sorry. I started sleeping on my side..."
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"so I need a pillow between my legs."
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"Night!"
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"Stan, I feel like you've been taking me for granted lately."
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"You take my pillow, you go to Hershy Park without me."
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"You always put yourself first."
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"Okay, okay. Here's what I'm gonna do."
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"Tomorrow morning, you'll be served breakfast in bed..."
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"Mm-hmm. Maybe I should work up an appetite."
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"Sorry, I have to wake up early tomorrow to make you breakfast."
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"Oh, spider bite."
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"Itchy spider bite."
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"Jane Seymour- So it..."
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"[Grunts, Sighs]"
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"[Birds Chirping]"
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"- [Sizzling] - Mmm, bacon."
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"What happened to breakfast in bed?"
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"I know. And what happened to dressing up on airplanes and handwritten thank-you notes?"
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"You promised me!"
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"Francine. Francine. There's a good explanation."
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"- You ate it. - Mm-hmm!"
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"You never think about me, do you?"
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"I bet you haven't even considered what to get me for Valentine's Day tomorrow."
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"Don't even think you can get out of this by shooting me."
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"So you don't have anything planned."
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"And I went to so much trouble to get you something really special."
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"Do you want to know what I got you, Stan?"
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