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Clips from The Good Place - Best Self (S02E02)

"Now getting to the Good Place is pretty tricky."
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"- Is it Optimus Prime? - What?"
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"- you this question already... - There is no business class."
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"Michael, they're right. We gotta go."
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"Maybe I should've realized this wasn't the Good Place"
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"'cause of all the diarrhea."
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"I'm picturing Hawaiian beach,"
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"- Why? Why? - An unlimited library."
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"I mean, you know for all of us."
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"who have attained self-realization."
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"it will permit her to board."
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"Cool. Cool. Cool. We got this."
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"I don't know about you guys,"
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"Relax, everyone. We're all gonna be fine."
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"I just... whoo! In I go."
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"Oh dip!"
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"Wow, there they go. They're fears now."
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"How do I know it's not version #85, or 322, or 558?"
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"And then you get into the whole idea of consciousness."
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"And I mean just forget about best."
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"as he goes on."
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"If we're the best versions of ourselves,"
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"So in a way, it doesn't matter if I was better"
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"in version 492 or whatever, because the best version of me"
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"as it is about my own egocentric self-image."
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"Yeah. All right."
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"It's just that thing Chidi said"
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"Come on, scale. Be cool."
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"Do you remember that version of me"
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"Where I was vulnerable and emotional and honest?"
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"Michael, can you tell us a little bit about that version?"
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"All the restaurants were kabob places."
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"Chidi's and my relationship from that version?"
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"and you spent a lot of time together."
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"Look, there are obviously some undealt-with issues here."
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"In case you were wondering, I am by definition"
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"Ooh, I think I broke it."
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"you did a thing and you're sad after it?"
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"You humans have so many emotions!"
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"It was a lie."
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"Not an exaggeration!"
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"I'm sorry. I really am,"
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"I was also taking your ethics classes,"
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"Real rock bottom for a demon, I'll tell you."
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"But this was not torture. I was stalling!"
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"but then Shawn came and just ruined the whole thing."
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"So you'll go to the real Bad Place forever,"
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"I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed."
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"I asked Michael if I could pop the giant balloon,"
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"Then I asked if I could suck the helium out of it"
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"So I guess that one is still on the table."
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"it's best we end our relationship."
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"It's probably about time I stopped relying on others"
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"Does that help?"
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"- Feelings are stupid. - Yeah. Who needs 'em?"
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"Oh, no. Don't say anything. Don't."
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"or things that I want or want to want"
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"Is it grinding in there right now, bud?"
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"Yep, but the point is..."
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"are completely insane."
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"but you know what?"
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"That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me, babe."
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"And I'll take it."
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"- And straight up hottie. - I am attractive, yes."
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"Janets don't typically give speeches."
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"Okay. Cool."
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"We weren't getting into the Good Place anyway."
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"a ridiculous giraffe, an absurd British aristocrat,"
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"I mean, at least you tried to find a way to the Good Place."
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"Oh, and look at this."
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"♪ Unforgettable ♪"
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"♪ That's what you are ♪"
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""Humans will be captured and tortured soup."
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"What do you guys think the Bad Place"
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"is going to be for you?"
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"Yeah. Still fine. You'd be fine."
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"Of course! That's it."
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"Some sort of head honcho I could pace in front of"
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"and maybe even wag a finger at disapprovingly."
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"We'd have to walk through the actual Bad Place,"
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"Convince the judge to hear us out,"
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"Let's do it."
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"You're serious?"
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"I'll see you in the next life."
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"that I was too trashy to appreciate."
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"This is the 8:22 express to Bad Place Headquarters."
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"We'd like to begin the boarding process"
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"so if you have any bags,"
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"why don't you just go ahead and place them up your fat butts?"
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"Are you okay with leaving the fake Good Place behind?"
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"That doesn't sound as nice as you think it does."
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"was inside the Bad Place"
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"Okay. I don't know about you guys,"
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"but I say we leave this miserable shirthole."
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"I have to design a complicated, unique, transportation vehicle."
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"I can't believe we get to ride a real-life Optimus Prime."
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"I call right nipple!"
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"That's shotgun on Optimus Prime."
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"- Aw! - Has never been built before."
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"So I'm gonna need a few days to do this."
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"Dude, we just escaped by the skin of our teeth."
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"And any second now, Shawn is gonna realize"
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"that we are not at Mindy St. Clair's."
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"So whatever this magical Good Place-mobile is,"
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"now's the time to whip it out, B."
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"I agree. And although I believe I've asked"
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"Oh..."
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"Okay. Here goes nothing."
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"Janet, if you would."
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"Gotta answer my security question."
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"Korzoth, the ten-headed dog-spider."
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"And presto!"
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"We're going to The Good Place"
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"in a fricking gold balloon."
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"What does that even mean?"
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"Top of the balloon. Ultimate shotgun."
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"So many memories of this place."
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"Eating frozen yogurt, and then having diarrhea,"
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"and then more diarrhea."
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"Maybe you shouldn't be eating all of that"
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